Marty And Michael Fully Actual

On this weeks episode, we get sent a hot sauce so hot it nearly sends Matt to the hospital. On Matt vs Michael the boys are challenged to see who is better at "show and tell". During Matt's tinder adventures he argues with a new match about how dumb kids are. We try to peer pressure Matt into doing naughty things during the Q&A And for the prank call we call Julian's mum to see if she would kiss him for the live show. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 6:53 Sponsors 6:54 - 10:47 Bong Break 10:48 - 11:03 Matt vs Michael 11:04 - 24:46 Matt's Tinder Adventures 24:47 - 37:34 Q&A 37:35 - 46:36 Bong Break 46:37 - 46:52 P.O Box 46:53 - 54:25 Prank Call 54:26 - 58:37 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FRE

In this week's podcast, we welcome comedian Sam Tallent and convince him that Matt can't walk. His reaction is hilarious. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael", the boys are faced with the challenge of who is the better freestyle rapper. In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures", Matt is very confrontational and forward with his girls, causing them to unmatch him. In this week's "Sticker Segment," Matt has his hand forced, where he has to respond to the hate he gets for the way he is aligning his stickers. In this week's episode, we bring back the heavily sought-after "Q&A" segment, where the boys have to discuss their very concerning parenting styles and high school memories. In this week's prank call, Daren tries to sell a stolen bike to a dealership. The dealership's response is shocking. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00-4:50 News From Around The World: 4:51-6:25 Content Update: 6:26-8:42 Sticker Segment: 8:43-11:03 Sponsors: 11:04-14:48 B*ng Break: 14:49-15:04 Sam Tallent: 15:05-50:00 B*ng Break: 50:01-50:17 Matt Vs M

This week on the podcast we give our tribute to Bosley (Marty’s dog) We receive one of the creepiest things we’ve ever seen from the P.O box. This week’s Matt vs Michael tests the boys debating ability. On Matt’s tinder adventures, a previous match returns with some nasty things to say. We discuss grossing out our partners and sh*t stories. And for the prank call we get James to lie to Lacci. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00-9:33 Sponsors: 9:34-21:54 B*ng Break: 22:53-23:08 Matt Vs Michael: 23:09-25:41 Matt’s Tinder Adventure: 36:09-46:46 B*ng Break: 46:46-47:02 Tales Of Bethlehem: 47:03-56:56 P.O Box: 58:09-1:05:55 Lie To Lachy: 1:05:56:1:09:46 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of im

This week, we welcome Blake Melbourne to the podcast. In this week's "Sh*t Talk," Blake tells us about his upcoming plans with social media and his plans to create a cookbook. In this week's "Stories with Blake", Blake tells us about his bender stories, and we share some of our own with Blake...We have very different bender stories. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys have to test their reflexes when they are faced with the challenge of who can build a cup tower the fastest. In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures", Matt has a few confident girls message him first, but in the Browns usual fashion, he scares them away. In this week's "Prank Call," Darren calls an adult store, claiming that one of their devices has gotten stuck in Darren’s girlfriend. The call comes to a shocking end as Darren cannot control his anger. Follow Blake on instagram @BlakeMelbourne -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00-4:57 Weekend stories 4:58-15:16 Sh*t Talk 2: 15:17-17:02 Sponsors: 17:03-25:00 Q&A Dancing: 25:01-25:34 Bong Break: 25:

This week on the podcast, Margaret makes a return for the prank call. Matt convinces a girl to do a dangerous act with him in the tinder segment. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys ability at making sounds. And we get something very disgusting in the P.O Box -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 15:23 Sponsors 15:24 - 23:31 Bong Break 23:32 - 23:48 Matt vs Michael 23:49 - 37:30 Bong Break 37:31 - 37:46 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 37:47 - 50:35 Lying/Screaming Segment 50:36 - 54:15 P.O Box 54:16 - 57:48 Prank Call 57:49 - 1:04:26 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it vis

In this week's Tales from Bethlehem, we relive our old bender stories of Michael's past out moments. In this week's episode, Matt has injured his knee and may need surgery; he’s currently immobile in a wheelchair. It’s unfortunate but extremely funny.   In this week's weekend stories, we get to hear about Matt’s lonely weekend, which he is extremely proud of as usual.   In this week's Matt vs Michael, the boys go head-to-head in a beatboxing battle to figure out who is the better beatboxer.   In This week’s Tinder adventures, we discover Matt has a deep inner hatred towards his grandfather, which causes an unfortunate strain on the relationship he is pursuing.   This week's prank call Marty presents himself as a German man who can’t speak English and needs help from Michael to translate his order while progressively getting more angry and excited.   On a more serious note, please consider donating to Shane Meyer’s Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/f/u985r-please-help-us-with-a-new-roof -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00-

In this weeks episode Marty got some scary news while using Matts tinder account. Margaret makes a come back in this weeks prank call, where she complains about the neighbours dog to the city council. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys movie knowledge to see who is better at movie character impressions. In this weeks lying segment, we lye to Julian where he reveals how far he’d go for content. -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 10:51 Bong Break 10:52 - 11:08 Matt’s Weekend 11:09 - 13:26 Sponsors 13:27 - 21:36 Bong Break 21:37 - 21:52 Matts Real Weekend 21:53 - 26:09 Tinder Adventures 26:10 - 46:31 Matt vs Michael 46:32 - 58:19 Lying Segment 58:20 - 1:02:56 Bong Break 1:02:57 - 1:03:13 P.O Box 1:03:14 - 1:05:47 Prank Call 1:05:48 - 1:18:17 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​

In this week's "P.O. Box," we convince Matt to eat fossilised s*** that a fan sent us!. This week we have a very special surprise phone call for Matt from someone he hasn't spoken to in a very long time. Hearing their friendly voice makes Matt's crippling anxiety flare up.  In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the task of drawing a picture for Marty. Michael takes a very friendly approach, but Matt takes it a bit too far as usual.  In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," we get some promising starting conversations, leaving Matt hopeful he will find his special Mrs. Brown.  This week we bring back the well-loved "German Or Gibberish," with the game coming to a very close ending. In this week's prank call, we are introduced to a new character, A very "true blue" Aussie who wants to get his son tutoring lessons. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00-10:10 Sponsors: 10:11-16:42 Sh*t Talk: 16:43-20:55 German Or Gibberish: 20:56-27:55 Matt Vs Michael: 27:56-33:22 Matt’s Surprise Phone Call: 33:23-36:12 Bong

Marty Goes through Matt’s black book where he discovers a dark family secret. In this week's prank call, Marty unveils a new character which leaves Michael in shock. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael find out who’s better at recreating animal sounds. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Matt scares off another girl with his intense language. This week's Michael's movie review reveals his hatred for a beloved old film. -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 13:23 Ads 13:24 - 18:25 Matt’s black book 18:26 - 25:06 Matt vs Michael 25:07 - 31:57 Bong Break 31:58 - 32:13 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 32:14 - 49:25 Bong Break 49:26 - 49:43 Q&A 49:44 - 1:02:44 Lying Segment 1:02:45 - 1:08:04 Bong Break 1:08:05 - 1:08:21 Marty’s Phone call 1:08:22 - 1:11:59 Michael’s Movie Review/ Matt Website Review 1:12:00 - 1:24:32 Prank Call 1:24:33 - 1:35:11 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to mans

We welcome special guests Paulie and Floppa to the podcast, where We convince Floppa to smell Matt’s sacred bottle. He nearly threw up! In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, we find Matt’s dream girl willing to tolerate Matt’s wildest fantasies and outrageous comments. Matt vs. Michael comes to an unexpected end, with the boys given the challenge to try to make each other laugh. In This week's Q&A, we uncover a shocking part of the boys adolescent years as they reflect on all the mischievous they have caused. In this week's prank call, Ronda attempts to get a refund for a bottle of wine that didn’t suit her palate after finishing the entire bottle. -- Sh*t talk: 0:00-14:55 Sponsors: 14:56-24:39 Paulie and Floppa: 24:40-34:51 Bali stories: 34:52-43:25 Paulie and Floppa Sh*t talk: 43:28-52:49 Floppa Vs mince bottle: 52:50-56:57 Paulie and Floppa’s present: 56:58-1:03:00 Matt vs Michael: 1:03:01-1:08:35 Matt’s tinder adventures: 1:08:36-1:23:31 Q&A: 1:23:32-1:48:29 P.O Box: 1:48:30-1:55:10 Prank call: 1:5

We get CrackerMilk on the podcast to talk about what would happen if Connor died. In this week's sh*t talk, we find out that Matt is an avid Minecrafter.  In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael have a full contact wrestle and everyone in the house comes in to bet on who will win.  In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Marty reveals too much about Matt to a girl - making Matt furious. This week's Michael's movie review turns out to be one of his most positive. And of course, the classic prank call with Arnold Fiene is back. Arnold calls a lady selling puppies to see if he can buy one for his family to eat. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 3:14 Ads 3:15 - 9:23 Bong Break 9:24 - 9:40 Cracker Milk 9:41 - 34:47 Bong Break 34:48 - 35:03 Cracker Milk 35:04 - 37:00 Matt vs Michael 37:01 - 45:12 Tinder Adventures 45:13 - 57:38 Q&A 57:40 - 1:12:00 Bong Break 1:12:01 - 1:12:16 Movie/Website Review 1:12:17 - 1:22:53 Prank Call 1:22:54 - 1:27:24 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so

Special guest, Jackson O'Doherty, opens up about the crazy sh*t he did in America and the stories of being the MC to Marty's wedding.   In this week's sh*t talk, we uncover the concerning weekend Matt Brown had…   In this week's Matt vs. Michael, the boys have a challenging time figuring out who is better at geography. Who will win this insanely close game?   In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, the girls are getting tired of Matt’s hard-to-get attitude, leaving Matt uncertain if he will ever find his true love.   This week's Michael's movie review takes an unprecedented twist, leaving Matt furious with Michael.   And of course, the classic prank call with Arnold Fiene is back. Arnold calls a longtime retired babysitter, trying to convince her to look after his misbehaving child. -- sh*t talk 0:00-3:52 Matt’s terrible weekend: 3:53-6:44 Sponsors: 6:45-12:55 Jackson’s America stories: 12:56-42:10 Matt vs Michael: 42:11-50:08 Matt’s tinder adventure 50:09-1:00:31 Q&A: 1:00:32-1:16:13 Michael’s Movie Review:

Marty got married! In Sh*t Talk, we talk about some of the mischief from the wedding and how Matt Brown started a fight.  Matt Brown’s Little Black Book RETURNS! And it’s more messed up than ever.  We open some special packages from the PO Box and Matt Brown eats the world’s hottest gummy bear! Matt Vs Michael reveals who is better at prank calls! Will Michael move further ahead or will the brown turtle continue to claw his way back? We gift the Brown a brand new chair!  Marty lines up a date for Matt on Matt’s Tinder Adventures. Will the Brown go on the date or will he be alone for life?  Michael confronts Matt about yet another sh*t movie in “Michael’s Movie Reviews”.  And, in this week’s prank call, Arnold Feine calls a few butcher’s trying to sell his world class pigs.  — Intro 0:00 - 16:29 Ads 16:30 - 22:25 Matt’s Diary Entry 22:26 - 28:35 Matt & James Hiking Story 28:36 - 37:21 Matt vs Michael 37:22 - 56:04 Bong Break 56:05 - 56:20 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 56:21 - 1:09:56 Bong Break 1:09:57 - 1:

Special Guest! Katrina "The Real W*g Wife Of Brisbane" talks her recent comedy show and upcoming movies. We gift the Brown a beautiful new chair... but he's refusing to accept it. We bring back Lie to Lacci! Will he fall for it? Or see through out sh*t? In Matt Vs Michael, accents are back! The boys must real an inappropriate sentence in a range of different accents. Will Michael continue to dominate? Or will Matt start to convince us that he doesn't suffer from a range of severe learning disabilities? "Matt's Tinder Adventures" features a perfect mix of beautiful romance and pure cringe. In this week's prank call, our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren, tried to convince a newsagent that he's won money... when he hasn't. And, of course, the classics! Sh*t talk, Q&A and Michael's Movie Reviews. --- 0:12 - 11:30 - Shit Talk 11:31 - 16:52 - Sponsors  17:11 - 36:32 - Special Guest Bianca Zouppas  37:10 - 48:53 - Katrina Judges Greek Dancing 49:10 - 57:52 Matt Vs Michael 57:57 - 1:10:20 - Matt’s Tinder Adventur

On this episode we try to form coherent sentences while on a comedown from Marty’s crazy bucks party. We interview Jashan and get a “day in the life” as well as life growing up with Shammi. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt explains to his matches the importance of giving women his eggs. In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch one of our weirdest and grossest website videos: “Australia’s Got Talent”. And this week's "Prank Call" features Darren trying to book out a McDonald’s for his wedding reception -- Intro 0:00 - 12:42 Sponsors 12:43 - 18:34 German Or Gibberish 18:35 - 25:25 Matt vs Michael 25:26 - 34:03 Bong Break 34:04 - 34:19 Interview 34:20 - 1:07:00 Bong Break 1:07:01 - 1:07:16 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 1:07:17 - 1:20:06 Q&A 1:20:07 - 1:38:44 Michael’s Movie Review/ Matt Website Review 1:38:45 - 1:49:00 Prank Call 1:49:01 - 1:56:55 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking.

After Matt's unfortunate losing streak in "Matt Vs Michael," Marty graciously gives Matt a upper hand by choosing a topic Matt is all too familiar with... In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt finally finds a perfect tinder match who understands Matt's deep, dark wants and needs and is willing to give Matt a chance.  In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch our most recent website video, "Pisstillery."  In "Michael's Movie Review,", we get an insight into Michael's likes and dislikes that will ultimately decide how Michael will react to a film. This week's "Prank Call" features Arnold Feine who calls a kid's arcade to book a birthday party for his kids and pet pig. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00 - 9:55 Sponsors: 9:56 - 16:53 German Or Gibberish: 16:54 - 25:30 Matt Vs Michael: 25:31 - 33:17 Matt’s Tinder Adventures: 33:18 - 50:40 Q&A: 50:41 - 1:04:24 Michael’s Movie Review: 1:04:25 - 1:12:30 Matt Reviews Website Vid - Pisstillery: 1:12:31 - 1:22:30 PO Box: 1:22:31 - 1:26:25 Prank Call: 1:2

James joins us live on the podcast! We bring back a fan favourite German Or Gibberish! We have a very special lady come on for Matt vs Michael, where they must see who’s the best at picking up chicks! Matt’s tinder adventures continues, will this be his lucky week? And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call where Darren demands a refund for a movie...while watching it. -- - Intro 0:00 - 11:50 - Sponsors 11:51 - 19:55 - German or Gibberish 19:56 - 27:17 - Bong Break 27:18 - 27:46 - Matt vs Michael 27:47 - 39:00 - Speaking With James 39:01 - 43:15 - Matt’s Tinder 43:16 - 1:07:20 - Bong Break 1:07:21 - 1:07:35 - Q&A 1:07:36 - 1:20:22 - Michael’s Movies reviews 1:20:23 - 1:24:42 - Matt’s Website Review 1:24:43 - 1:35 :13 - Prank Call 1:35:14 - 1:41:54 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the d

Special Guests: Maitland And Jess come on for a cheeky chat! Matt Vs Michael heats up even further as the boys try to out-spell each other. Will Michael move further ahead or will Matt begin to prove that he isn't a stupid dumb idiot? Matt's Tinder Adventures returns again as Marty writes an acrostic poem to a girl that makes Michael laugh so hard that he cries. We force The Brown to review our website videos starting with "You Laugh You Lose Part 2". And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call featuring our favourite Aussie battler, Darren. -- Shit Talk: 0:07 - 12:02 Sponsors: 12:20 - 20:55 Matt Vs Michael: 21:56 - 36:44 Special Guests Maitland & Jess: 37:27 - 1:02:34 Matt’s Tinder Adventure: 1:03:13 - 1:29:10 Question Time: 1:29:40 - 1:44:11 Michael Review’s Fast & Furious: 1:44:36 - 1:49:15 Matt Reviews “You Laugh You Lose Part 2”: 1:49:16 - 1:53:26 Prank Call - 1:53:40 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offen

Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account again for some more extremely hilarious tinder conversations. Will Matt get lucky this week? After last week's loss, Matt tries desperately to reclaim the title of the better brown.  In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a challenge that will test their fourth grade literacy skills. Marty brings on Dr Dan to discuss his health problems And, our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren, calls up a cheese cake shop to see if he can sneak in a "surprise" for his convict wife. -- Intro 0:00 - 9:24 Sponsors 9:25 - 18:48 Dr Dan 18:49 - 42:03 Break 42:04 - 42:19 Horoscopes 42:20 - 47:00 Who's The Better Brown 47:01 - 57:14 Matt vs Michael 57:15 - 1:04:25 Tinder 1:04:26 - 1:27:43 Michael’s Movie Reviews 1:27:44 - 1:38:00 Prank Call 1:38:01 - 1:49:55 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.  Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with

'Matt's Tinder Adventures' is back! We revisit some saucy conversations from last week before chatting to a whole range of future Mrs Brown's. Matt's embarrassment and anger reaches an all time high as he hears Marty's bizarre seduction strategies. Matt Vs Michael reveals who is the better mathematician... Who will win? We have another Brown come on to challenge Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will Matt continue to win? Or will the guest Brown take home the $1,200? Matt's horoscope continues to reveal the true darkness that is Matt Brown. This week details an altercation with a family pet dog... We also get sent the world's hottest gummy. Predictably, it leads to a huge amount of pain and instant regret. And, of course, the classics. Sh*t talk, Michael's Movie Reviews and a prank call featuring our favourite furious foreigner... Arnold Feine. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00 - 8:45 Sponsors: 8:46 - 18:15 Horoscopes: 18:16 - 24:17 Who’s The Better Brown: 24:18 - 33:40 Matt VS Michael: - 33:41 - 39:42 Matt’s Tinder