Marty And Michael Fully Actual

Special Guests! Our fiancee's Amber and Mon come to visit live on the podcast. Not Matt obviously. He just sits there looking lonely, aggressively gripping his toy baby. Our partner's talk about what it's like being with us and we read out our first ever texts to each other. You can also enjoy all the classics. Marty's diary, Michael's Bible, Matt Brown's Little Black Book and a cheeky prank call from Arnold Feine who calls a vegan restaurant and tries to sell them his pet pig. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We welcome Blake and Paulie from the Uncut Crew and they share the most horrific story we've ever heard... Matt has a live guest for the Bachelor Brown segment and big brown sparks fly! We lie to Greg Smith with hilarious results. Darren tries to steal a car in the prank call. We introduce a new segment! "Can-fessions". Where our listeners tell us some of their darkest confessions that they would never tell their mothers... Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Our segment “Canfessions” is proudly sponsored by Mother Energy Drink: https://www.motherenergydrink.com/en-au/ Learn more about your ad cho

TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON NOVEMBER 11th IN BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA! https://fullyactual.eventbrite.com/ Tickets to our Fully Actual LIVE Podcast are available NOW! Hook yourself up above! One of the best prank calls of the season! Darren calls a security company for validation after he has broken into a house. We then call the same security officer as the police to see if he will dob Darren in! We also have James on as a guest and we reminisce about some of our favourite bender stories! Matt Brown's Little Black Book chronicles his experience with Jeffrey Dahmer as a mysterious character lurks in the background... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We engage in a role-play to test Matt's skills as a supervisor at his day job. The lying segment continues as we make a mate of ours genuinely concerned for our safety. Marty's diary tells the story of him trying to stab an ice-cream salesman as a child while Michael's bible questions a question that has plagued humanity for many moons. The little black book details Matt's sensual experience with a very very infamous 'have' and we get a beautiful delivery via the PO Box. And, for the Prank Call, Margaret 'The Screaming Lady' really struggles to control her outbursts as she discusses the birds that keep swooping her son. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special Guest! Jackson O'Doherty comes to visit and we talk a lot of sh*t! We organise a super cheeky contestant for Bachelor Brown as his Little Brown instantly stands to attention! We have Marty's diary, Michael's bible and another horrific entry from Matt Brown's little black book. Finally, Arnold Feine calls Qantas to try and organise a plane ticket for his pet pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have one of our favourite humans on as a guest! We talk about our mates wedding that Michael almost ruined.  We confront Matt about his claim that he has lost the c*m bottle Listen to Marty’s diary and Michael’s bible before hearing about Matt’s terrifying, intimate experience with a woman with three missing limbs.  The lying segment reaches a whole new level with TWO victims falling for a beautiful lie. And, of course, we have a prank call from our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren who confronts a bottle shop about his missing beers.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode for you rings! We continue to discuss the name of our new house. Marty's diary reveals what happened when he lost his school hat. Matt Brown gets back on the horse both in the Little Black Book and Bachelor Brown. And, for the prank call, Arnold Feine organises his son's birthday party an McDonalds. Can his pig come? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And grosser than ever. Michael lists reveals his list of movies that, according to him, no one should like! And, of course, a classic prank call from Dakohtah - everyone's favourite Karen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode we have for you ringworms! It's Episode 30 so that means a new chair for the brown! This chair was sent all the way from some legend listeners in Switzerland. And Brown HATES it. They also sent some other goodies that was inspected by the Australian Government... Matthew Brown has a romantic date with another Bachelor Brown contestant and we have a prank call from screaming lady "Margaret" who is trying to organise a school tour for her son, Bront. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We welcome the Misfit Minds boys and have them spin a beautiful lie to Lacci. The screaming segment is beautiful yet again as we have a very confused woman. The final hell-saga Little Black Book episode reveals whether Matthew Brown will live or die. And of course all the classics, including an Arnold Feine prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we have another great lie for Lacci! Will he fall for it again? In the prank call, our favourite yobbo, Darren, applies for work after just getting out of jail. We also have our best screaming segment yet, on this day, little black book and lots of giggles with the boys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We Lie To Lacci about his beloved car being stolen and Matthew Brown talks to a potential have that lives just around the corner! Also enjoy the long awaited return of Marty's diary! We also hear about Seal's facial scarring in 'On This Day' before hearing the next instalment of Little Black Book where Matt Brown is still in hell. Enjoy all the classics too! Sh*t talk, question time and a prank call from our favourite crazy lady, Margaret. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an action packed episode! We have an edge of your seat 'Lie To Lacci' segment as we organise someone VERY close to him to deceive him deeply. We also have our friend and OnlyFans star Isla O'Doherty come to surprise Matt for the Bachelor Brown segment. Our best mate and employee, James, comes on as a guest to tell some old stories about our younger days. Finally, our favourite yobo, "Darren" calls an unsuspecting lady demanding that she acts as a reference on his resume. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We surprise Matt with one of the sexiest strippers in Brisbane! His reaction is very entertaining. The Lie to Lacci segment continues to get more intricate, complex and very very successful. We also hear about Matt Brown's trip to hell in Little Black Book, open a mystery package in the PO Box segment and Arnold Feine calls a restaurant trying to book a table for him and his pet pig. Hoorah! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode we have for you! The Little Black Book details Matt Brown's attack to become his family's primary haver... It's a very dark tale. The 'Lie To Lacci' segment keeps going from strength to strength as we get Lacci WORSE THAN EVER. The trust we built with him over years of friendship is well and truly destroyed. Enjoy the classics too. On this day, sh*t talk and a prank call where Margaret tries to find a personal for her son, Bront. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We recruit Julian to 'Lie To Lacci' in a segment that is getting more and more complicated. Before hearing another disgusting instalment of Matt Brown's little black book, we learn a dark secret from Kanye West's past. We also have the classics, sh*t talk, question time, screaming segment and a prank call where the person we call is genuinely concerned for our safety. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special guests! Jayden and Austen from the Uncut Crew. We hear about some of their crazy party stories and we ask/force them to lie to Lacci for us with great, great success. Also, enjoy the classics. We have On This Day, Michael's Bible, Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown and prank calls from both Margaret and Arnold Feine. Fully Actual Tik Tok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSR8k7KSS/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael has some news that he refused to share with the boys until they were live on the podcast! Also, Marty fills everyone in about his gastro week from hell. Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And it is sicker than ever. Speaking of Matthew Brown, we have another Bachelor Brown contestant that gets his brown heart racing. A little hint... she's been on before. We also have 'on this day', the screaming segment, lie to Lacci and a prank call from Darren who left his 'gear' in a taxi. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor Brown meets a new contestant that promises a sensual kiss on the first date! As long as his hygiene is up to scratch... Which is ironic considering Matt plays with Michael's phlegm during this podcast. We also reveal Matt's new chair, have a new record on the screaming prank call segment and hear an 'On This Day...' about the epic battle between shoulders and knees. Finally, Marty prank calls a hotel as our favourite alcoholic, Rhondahh, claiming that she is lost in their hallways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a stunning episode. We're all a bit down after Marty's engagement party on the weekend. Bachelor Brown returns and Matt even touched her butt during the date. Matts Black Book takes a strange turn, and we trial a new segment where call someone, and start screaming as loudly as we can. Then, Arnold Feine returns and has some complaints about the food at Coles making his pigs sick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices