Marty And Michael Fully Actual

We have an absolute cracker of a podcast for you legends with a NEW SEGMENT! Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account and start trying to find him his Mrs Brown. The results are hilarious. Will we find the brown maiden of Matt's brown dreams? Another Brown tries to steal Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will they win the $1000? Or will Matt continue to be the best Brown in Brown Town? In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a hilarious challenge that leaves Matt very red-faced and embarrassed. Also, we hear from Marty about his health issues of late. And of course, the classics. Sh*t talk, Horoscopes, Question Time and Michael's Movie Review. Unfortunately, due to a technical issue, there is no prank call until next week. -- Marty Health Update : 00:27 - 15:29 Sh*t Talk: 15:30 - 24:49 Sponsors: 24:50 - 34:06 Horoscopes: 34:07 - 41:19 Whose The Better Brown: 41:20 - 50:09 Matt vs Michael: 50:10 - 57:21 Matt's Tinder Adventures: 57:22 - 1:21:21 Question Time: 1:21:22 - 1:30:5

This week, we met a little speed bump with Marty's health. Here is a little update for you all and we'll be back bigger and better than ever next week! -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com/21daytrial Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We surprise Matt with his new chair that leaves him “Bouncing” with joy. Both Matt and Michael warm up their vocal cords for a sing off in this episode's Matt vs Michael. This weeks horoscopes expose Matt's truly horrific nightly routine... We welcome our favourite friend to deceive - Lacci live on the podcast! Michael's anger hits boiling point as he reviews Matt's weekly movie choice, "The Horse Soldiers". And, in this week's prank call Arnold Feine calls for help when he gets stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper! -- Matts New Chair: 0:00 - 6:30 Intro : 6:31 - 14:35 Sponsors: 14:37 - 20:05 Break: 20:06 - 20:20 Horoscopes: 20:21 - 29:38 Whose The Better Brown: 29:39 - 39:13 Matt vs Michael: 39:14 - 45:38 A conversation with Lacci: 45:39 - 1:06:09 Pranking Lacci Cousin: 1:06:10 - 1:09:27 Break 2: 1:09:28 - 1:09:44 Q&A 1:09:45 - 1:20:13 Movie Review: 1:20:14 - 1:30:25 Prank Call: 1:30:26 - 1:33:53 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not

We welcome AFL football legend Jonathan Brown to compete on this weeks Who's The Better Brown which presents high stakes for Matt to try to beat an famous Brown! Matt and Michael have to perform another extremely uncomfortable task in the Matt vs Michael segment. This weeks horoscopes leaves Matt feeling ashamed of an action he is predicted to commit. This week's movie review leaves Michael infuriated with Matt once again and leaves Matt unsure on another film recommendation.  In this week's prank call, Marty calls a pharmacy while Michael says outrageous and embarrassing words that Marty has to say throughout the call. This week we lie to Connor (our podcast editor) making ridiculous claims that our podcast is at risk of being taken down.  -- Sh*t Talk - 0:00 - 09:11 Sponsors - 09:12- 16:46 Horoscopes - 16:47 - 23:55 Matt vs Michael - 23:56 - 29:54  Who's The Better Brown - 29:55 - 43:03  Lie to Connor - 43:04 - 49:20 Q&A - 49:21 -1:01:17 Matt’s Tinder - 1:01:18 - 1:03:54 Michaels Movie Review - 1:03:5

When Michael doesn't want to do something it 100% confirms that this week's Matt Vs Michael is by far the most awkward yet. Will Michael extend his lead? Or will Matt Brown continue to catch up? It's Matt's birthday! Come and celebrate with us as he turns 64. Matt is finally off the floor! We present him with a beautiful new chair for his birthday. In this week's prank call, Arnold Feine calls the movies demanding to bring his pet pig with him. The staff member's reaction is very funny. This week's horoscopes continue to chronicle Matt's mission from his father to have as many haves as he can. Michael reviews Academy Award winning film "Spotlight" and his reaction may surprise you. And all the classics! Sh*t talk, Q&A and some shocking commercials for Manscaped and Athletic Greens. Hoorah! -- Intro 0:00 - 11:15 Podcast Promo 11:16 - 14:03 Ads/Website Promo 14:04 - 23:14 Horoscopes 23:15 - 31:06 Matt Vs Michael 31:07 - 40:50 Break 40:51 - 41:19 Matt’s New Chair 41:20 - 45:19 Whose The

We welcome Lauren Brown! (AKA Matt's sister) to compete on Who's The Better Brown. They reignite their childhood rivalry as they battle to establish who is the better Brown. Matt and Michael will have to perform a extremely uncomfortable and outrageous task in the Matt vs Michael segment. Will Michael go 4-0 up? Or will the Brown bounce back? In this weeks prank call, Darren rings up a pharmacy making a outrageous claim that his prescription isn't 'strong' enough and accuses them of cutting the substance.  This week's horoscopes leave Matt with a guilty conscience, with a response to his father from last week's horoscopes segment. This week's movie review makes Michael furious once again and leads to him demanding some parameters from the Brown.  -- Sh*t Talk - 0:00 - 12:37 Lie to Lacci - 12:38 - 16:04 Manscaped & Athletic Greens Ads - 16:05-24:30 Horoscopes - 24:31 - 31:17 Who's The Better Brown - 31:18 - 39:48 Matt Vs Michael - 39:49-48:25 Q&A - 48:26 - 1:02:15 Michael Movie review - 1:02:15 - 1:10:40 

Special guest! Isla O'Doherty surprises Matt Brown again to finally break the ice and help their relationship blossom. In this week's prank call, Darren calls up a peanut butter factory after he finds an insanely long black hair in the jar. The horoscopes leave Matt astonished as he's tasked with an intense mission from his father in another galaxy.  A fierce opponent gives Matt a run for his money in "Who's the Better Brown" And another strange Matt vs Michael leaves Brown questioning his position on the podcast. --- Ads - 6:27 - 11:49 Horoscopes - 11:50 - 18:35 Who's The Better Brown - 21:52 - 31:25 Matt Vs Michael - 32:05 - 42:30 Guest Arrives - 44:27 Ice Breaker Game - 50:34 - 1:07:19 Q&A - 1:07:51 - 1:14:03 Michael Movie Review - 1:14:05 - 1:25:41 Prank Call - 1:25:43 - 1:40:31 --- Follow Isla on instagram! @isla.odoherty Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA... Go to Athle

Special guest! Said “ChestBrah” Sergeyevich comes to visit and tests his strength by bench pressing the boys! He also has a very interesting reaction to the mince bottle... A special contestant on 'Who's the better Brown' gives Matt the challenge of his life. In this week's prank call, our favourite drunken woman, Margaret, shows the world how to properly book a table at a restaurant. We also have an incredibly gross Matt Vs Michael segment.  The horoscopes begin to perfectly align to our lives… crazy hey?  And we leave Greg another aggressive voice mail. -- -- Follow Chestbrah on instagram! @said_sergeyevich Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https:/

We talk about our crazy holiday that nearly killed us. Matt and Michael go head to head in the first of the Matt vs Michael segment. The first "Brown off" takes place where Matt and Blade Brown answer questions about their own kind, to see whose the better Brown. The lying segment makes a return where we lye to our best-friends about a non existing boat trip. And for the prank call, Darren finds his new ride or die with a Brisbane city council worker. --- Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA... Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullya... #AthleticGreens #AG1 We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.  If you want

Our Christmas Special is here! With special guest Connor live on the podcast! We talk to Brown and Connor about the live show and some of the strange things that happened at the after party. We plan new segments for 2023! We close the season with one of our best "Lie To Lacci's" yet! And, of course, a prank call requested by a fan where we call her husband as the police. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Our segment “Canfessions” is proudly sponsored by Mother Energy Drink: https://www.motherenergydrink.com/en-au/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is it! Our first EVER live show! In this episode, we film our podcast in front an audience of 200+ legends! Shooter Williamson comes on as a guest and we hear some of his best bender stories. We conclude some of our best segments this year including the lying segment, The Little Black Book and The Bachelor Brown segment where we have live finalists and Matt makes a romantic choice that shocked our viewers... We finish off with a 2x prank calls live! Don't miss this one! --------------- Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Our segment “Canfessions” is proudly sponsored by Mother Energy Drink: h

We address the backlash from our viral speed camera video! We talk about last weekend - one of the messiest nights of our lives! The little black book details a throwback have with one of Matt’s nastiest haves. For a chance to win $500, a called must win a game of 2 truths, 1 lie with us. Finally an Arnold Feine prank call where he tried to book a table for his 40kg pet pig. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Our segment “Canfessions” is proudly sponsored by Mother Energy Drink: https://www.motherenergydrink.com/en-au/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special Guests! Our fiancee's Amber and Mon come to visit live on the podcast. Not Matt obviously. He just sits there looking lonely, aggressively gripping his toy baby. Our partner's talk about what it's like being with us and we read out our first ever texts to each other. You can also enjoy all the classics. Marty's diary, Michael's Bible, Matt Brown's Little Black Book and a cheeky prank call from Arnold Feine who calls a vegan restaurant and tries to sell them his pet pig. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We welcome Blake and Paulie from the Uncut Crew and they share the most horrific story we've ever heard... Matt has a live guest for the Bachelor Brown segment and big brown sparks fly! We lie to Greg Smith with hilarious results. Darren tries to steal a car in the prank call. We introduce a new segment! "Can-fessions". Where our listeners tell us some of their darkest confessions that they would never tell their mothers... Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwAR3veHEFlFdE0gXFGtfKDuOaBSgcBQh4FPJsSDsNXk2wmZ3X6GyCwJGZiFw Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Our segment “Canfessions” is proudly sponsored by Mother Energy Drink: https://www.motherenergydrink.com/en-au/ Learn more about your ad cho

TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON NOVEMBER 11th IN BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA! https://fullyactual.eventbrite.com/ Tickets to our Fully Actual LIVE Podcast are available NOW! Hook yourself up above! One of the best prank calls of the season! Darren calls a security company for validation after he has broken into a house. We then call the same security officer as the police to see if he will dob Darren in! We also have James on as a guest and we reminisce about some of our favourite bender stories! Matt Brown's Little Black Book chronicles his experience with Jeffrey Dahmer as a mysterious character lurks in the background... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We engage in a role-play to test Matt's skills as a supervisor at his day job. The lying segment continues as we make a mate of ours genuinely concerned for our safety. Marty's diary tells the story of him trying to stab an ice-cream salesman as a child while Michael's bible questions a question that has plagued humanity for many moons. The little black book details Matt's sensual experience with a very very infamous 'have' and we get a beautiful delivery via the PO Box. And, for the Prank Call, Margaret 'The Screaming Lady' really struggles to control her outbursts as she discusses the birds that keep swooping her son. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special Guest! Jackson O'Doherty comes to visit and we talk a lot of sh*t! We organise a super cheeky contestant for Bachelor Brown as his Little Brown instantly stands to attention! We have Marty's diary, Michael's bible and another horrific entry from Matt Brown's little black book. Finally, Arnold Feine calls Qantas to try and organise a plane ticket for his pet pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have one of our favourite humans on as a guest! We talk about our mates wedding that Michael almost ruined.  We confront Matt about his claim that he has lost the c*m bottle Listen to Marty’s diary and Michael’s bible before hearing about Matt’s terrifying, intimate experience with a woman with three missing limbs.  The lying segment reaches a whole new level with TWO victims falling for a beautiful lie. And, of course, we have a prank call from our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren who confronts a bottle shop about his missing beers.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode for you rings! We continue to discuss the name of our new house. Marty's diary reveals what happened when he lost his school hat. Matt Brown gets back on the horse both in the Little Black Book and Bachelor Brown. And, for the prank call, Arnold Feine organises his son's birthday party an McDonalds. Can his pig come? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And grosser than ever. Michael lists reveals his list of movies that, according to him, no one should like! And, of course, a classic prank call from Dakohtah - everyone's favourite Karen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices