Marty And Michael Fully Actual

Marty's farts are back! But... the boy's partners are in the room and farting in front of the girls feels weird. Pardon? You're right. We'll do it anyway. We tell the story of our red carpet event in Sydney and we have another revolting PO Box opening! Also, enjoy the classics! Matt's Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown, Question Time and Marty's b*tchy female character "Dakota" is back for a prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode we have for you Rings! We hear a Little Black Book entry that may just be the most shocking yet! Then Mr Brown's emotions are thrown into overdrive when he meets the newest Bachelor Brown contestant. He falls in love, propositions her and gets hysterically angry in seconds... We have hilarious phone calls with our old boss, Greg and, of course, totally convince Lacci that multiple lies are true. Finally, one of our most disgusting PO Boxes yet and a Rondahh prank call for the ages! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lots of laughs on this week’s episode! A familiar face pops up to wreak havoc in this week’s Little Black Book episode and Matt works on a future have as he meets yet another Bachelor Brown contestant. We answer some cheeky questions from fans and Margaret returns for a prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Absolute classic episode for you legends this week! Arnold Feine returns for the prank call and his antics lead to a pretty beautiful episode of anger and hate from the man on the other end of the line! Also enjoy Matt's Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown's newest contestant and a lot of laughs in the Q&A! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast, we lie to Lacci and Jackson falls for it too. We get an update about the c** bottle and also keep trying to convince Matt to try meth for $1000. We hear some juicy research in an ‘On This Day’ about Justin Timberlake before hearing how Matt Brown survived prison using his have-skills. Darren returns for a prank call and we meet a new Bachelor Brown contestant and it’s a SHE! ...or is it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a beautiful episode. Matt Brown's Black Book takes a turn for the worse as he reveals trouble with police. Then a first, for Bachelor Brown we try our first ever guy to date Matt Brown. We also get some cool stuff in our PO Box, and prank call Shammis brother Jayden. Bosley even makes an appearance and joins us on the couch. Anyway, enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello there. What a lovely episode we have for you. Michael forces Matthew Gregory Brown to reveal how much we would have to pay him to do a range of strange things. Including trying meth. Bachelor Brown, Matt's black book, and Arnold Feine returns with a fully prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode is so full of romance! The boy's girlfriends both come to watch the podcast live in the rat den. Bachelor Brown meets another contestant and they have some very common interests. Could it be love at first talk? We hear a Little Black Book entry that reveals a beautiful relationship the Brown had with a lucky, young lady. Unfortunately... their intimacy ruined everything. Finally, Rhondahh calls for help as she is stuck in an elevator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our sweet Julian comes on to tell us stories of his cheeky Thailand trip. Also, one of our best PO Box openings to date - we get sent a bunch of insects and arachnids to munch on! Bachelor Brown continues as we have a new contestant that excites the brown right to his core. The Little Black Book details a 'have' that we all question whether it even is, indeed, a 'have' at all... And, of course, the classics, on this day, German or gibberish and Margaret returns for a cheeky prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael reveals a highlight from his holiday that includes a highly disrespectful act towards a duck. In "On This Day", Matt Brown finds an alarming fact about Graham Norton. The "Little Black Book" chronicles the story of the time that Matt Brown met his 'have'-match in a Kmart changing room. The most recent Bachelor Brown contestant signs up to Instagram JUST so she can woo the Brown. Finally, the boys try to convince our old boss that one of his employees is dead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the most exciting segment of Bachelor Brown yet, Matt gives us an insight into a cheeky DATE he went on with one of the contestants! But just as his Little Brown quivers with anticipation, a NEW contestant may meet his mince! And for the prank call, Rhondahh is back! We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Brown talks about how bachelor brown segment is working and he's speaking to one of the ladies. We continue to give Matt the advice and help he needs in order to find a mate, as well as a new bachelor brown girl. We also answer hard hitting questions. Then for the prank call we call a massage place and accuse them of inappropriate behaviour with my husband. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our producer takes another leap of faith with his love life, where it looks like it might be his most eligible match yet! The little black book reveals one of the Little Brown's international have's and Darren calls a vet to have his dog put down because he can't find a dog sitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marty discusses the ingredients of his magic "love" medicine and the boys revisit the most messed up video they've ever done. Matt Brown bumbles his way through another Bachelor Brown date with the support (and desperation) of Marty & Michael before another romantic story of Little Brown's love making to an elderly grandma. Finally, enjoy a challenging episode of "German or Gibberish" and another prank phone call from our favourite alcoholic, Rhondahh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys celebrate Matthew Gregory Brown's birthday by giving him a new podcast chair and one other cheeky but useful gift. Bachelor Brown has an eventful date with another lucky lady and his Little Black Book details a truly disgusting sexual memory. Arnold Feine calls a pub to find his missing, sick wise and also, more importantly, Marty gets his test results back from his very scary health week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys, just a quick update video. We couldn't film last week as Marty was wearing 24 hour blood pressure monitors etc. We've had results from some of the tests come back since Michael and Matt recorded this and it was good signs, so podcast will definitely be back next week! See you dogs then. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our producer, Bachelor Brown, almost ruins another chance for love! We read another entry of Matt's Little Black book and it is truly, truly horrifying. We have someone familiar write in for relationship advice and Marty invents a new prank call character that may be his best! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matthew Gregory Brown has a phone date with a secret admirer, Michael suffers the effects of bong break and Darren calls McDonalds with a strange request. Also, Matt Brown's Little Black Book continues to disgust Marty & Michael... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back for our best season yet. We have a new set, new segments, multiple angles, and the Brown is on screen now. We talk about our stories from our break, including a near death experience, and the Brown lends us his "little black book." And of course, a sickening prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our first ever Christmas special and wow its good. Like I know we're awesome, but this episode is perfection. There's a fire, we give each other secret Santa gifts, and Michael does his first ever solo prank call! We're back on the 7th or 14th of February next year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices