I'm OK You're OK, I'm Not OK You're Not OK

We've been in the kitchen all day preparing a delicious Thanksgiving meal for all you IOK babies. So loosen that belt, apply your bib and strap on the feedbag. We'll see you on the coma cloud. Here are the INGREEDZ:- what is up?- Lunar Satan- freedom and fantasy- toys- Joe Pesci- French new wave cinema- life Is hard- Blue Velvet- Paul Thomas Anderson- Amy Adams and Gal Gadot- The Queen’s Gambit- recommending bullshit- world cinema- Kurasawa- Irreversible and Gasper Noe- magic realism- 1918 vs. Parasite- Clint makes a mix tape- thankfulDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found

We done did blown up, ya'll! Heavens to Betsy.new theme song- Herb Alpert- the early 2000’s- blown up- Varsity Blues- clubs closing down- fan mail- Pen15- Schitt’s Creek- Walter Goggins- Lunar Satan- IOK vinyl- the 70’s- NIN- the music business- mama bears- sweet-ish- questioning authority- FriendsDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

- IOK excitement- How to pee in NYC- airplane bathroom etiquette- e-mails- Harvey Dent- chimpanzees- we’re all living in the future- domesticating animals- Bob’s pet bunnies- Brown Bunny- recommending movies- The IOK Handbook- Jesus- The Bobbits- micro songs- Nu Waze ad free- Inception dreams- The Sound of Music Do you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

You're at the beach alone watching a beautiful, golden sunset. Your feet on the edge of where the shore meets the water. You're thinking of something...or someone...far away and long gone.  You feel cold glass brush against your left foot. It's a bottle. What's that in there? A note? You unfold it and begin to read. Here's what it says:- too much of a secret- Talking Heads- Hamilton- sushi- musicals- Phantom of the Paradise- Dr. Phibes- Duckman vs. Howard the Duck- stories and commerce- Carnivale and Breaking Bad- the best TV shows- Black Mirror- dead people- listening to the radio- Marilyn Monroe- IOK mailbag- Bob’s autobiography- Bob is doing greatDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:htt

You and me on a mountain in the deep black desert. It's night time. All the stars are out. The moon is a golden orb shining like the end of an ancient scepter held by Zeus or other gods man has never heard of or even imagined. In the dark distance, a wolf howls into the crisp moonlight. It sounds like this:- jesters- poison testers- getting used to how we look- reflections- the sweet shield (AGAIN)- narcissism- Cthulu- Ron Wood haircut- spring rolls- Covid haircuts- Lunar Satan- socials- Joe Rockhead memories- album artwork- I’m Good Now vinyl- Bob’s new album- origins of the song game- eventual death- time machinesDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/

- we’re okay- coffee talk- Bob gets into tea- the tale of the shitting neighbor- pleasing fans- emails- dude looks like a lady- preferring women- Rush and The Smiths- chasing waterfalls- athletes who have the most sex- Brandon Flowers- passing out- Danzig gets knocked out- rock star personas- UsherDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

Hello, babies. Let's snuggle for eternity. Or at least five more minutes.- coffee talk- 90’s music- 80’s Sony walkman- the magic of portable music- sunsets are boring- pretending for love- the Care-O-Meter- nice things- making fire- survival shows- ex-wives and divorce- moving through pain- the origins of 2002- fentanyl patches- Van Halen- Sammy Hagar’s bio- driving 55- David Lee Roth is smart- alcohol as a drug- being in a band- getting the scoopDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

- Dolly Parton- the world is strange- zoophiles- animal porn- people are weird- foot fetish- kids and trauma- naked dads- never naked- parenting- baby oil- shame- confidence- e-mails- traveling alone- Juarez storiesDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

Little pink houses for you and me and our children and your children and our wives and your wives and our parents and your parents and the people your parents go bowling with on Thursday evenings at the local Bowl-er-Rama where they split a pitcher of beers and spend the car ride home farting and smiling and not talking but holding hands.- Bob is sleepy- Clint goes to camp- Bob wears a costume- boredom and depression- Clint goes camping- feeling sadness- sending our children into war- bullies in school- therapy- listener e-mails- okay to be scared- Bob’s ice cold pool- Bob whistles- comfortable lives- John Mellancamp- Billy Idol and Bryan AdamsDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://p

We here are IOK Industries are committed to a brighter future. We believe every listener should have the chance to receive an unadulterated and unfiltered eduction. Some people call it the School of Hard Knocks. Others call it Street Smarts. We call it The University of Bob Schneider. All babies are welcome as long as you have your all access ziiiip badge.- the shortest podcast ever- over 100,000 downloads- podcasts that aren’t funny- Colin Quinn- actos, comedians and musicians- insane confidence- Mr. Poops- getting better- rehearsal vs. the stage- Bob’s re-occurring nightmare- Bill Hicks- three mics- DJ Kahled and sincerity- trying standup- the possibilities within comedy- ice cold audience- bombing on stage- radio station gigs- the hardest job in show businessDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the deta

How much is that IOK in the window? The one with the bag of shame? Do you take plastic? GOOD.- The election- The Voice- Survivor and The Bachelor- Clint and basketball- bachelor nation- The biggest Loser- Honey, I Shrunk the Kids- CGI vs. practical effects- Henry Phillips- Loop Daddy and joke songs- Erika Badhu and Lauren Hill- The Roots and The Fugees- instant stardom- another Beatles- Danny Malone and Lizzo- the vibe in Austin- missing playing music- being grateful- the best IOK episodesDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in t

- Dark- Beat Bobby Flay- Clint gets Van Halen cassettes- boom boxes- the military in Germany- Elvis the King- Elvis gets high- Great British Baking Show- favorite TV shows of all time- famous Bob Schneider fans- G.E. Smith- Post Malone- The Iglesias family- Halsey and the NBA- horrible news- Burning ManDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

- the IOK stew- Bob has a birthday- birthdays are sad- contemplating death- Clint looks at his own face- loving ourselves- Clint gets a good report from the dentist- getting fat- Buddhism- who should we love?- Mother Teresa- Nightingale and revenge films- Bob likes weird German music- Peter Fox and Seed- still getting excited about things- Jack White on SNLDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

I reach towards the hourglass of time and turn it over. Who's hand is that on mine? Is it yours? I wrote you a poem:- Clint’s on a rollercoaster- Bob falls in love- do our partners want other people- hard relationships- British he right- anyone can write in- when will we tour again?- Josh Brolin and Diane Lane- Bob is scared of the red carpet- dating famous people- group therapy- being forced to grow up- firing our parents- being aware of the audience- being afraid and free on stageDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the s

I'm looking out over an indigo horizon. I'm closing my eyes and remembering distant dreams in past lives. I'm folding and unfolding like a beautiful flower in an empty desert, waiting for you to come back to me. You're smiling. Your lips are moving. They're saying something like...- nurse Ratchet- Martyrs- horny movies- Bob is scared of his house- Paranormal Activity- Clint’s favorite horror movies- the power of Jaws- American cinema in the 70’s- Eddie Van Halen- celebrity deaths- horny movies (AGAIN)- Crash and The Deep- Clint loves Madeline Kahn- Diane Lane and Josh Brolin- Bob goes to a haunted house- fitting into pants- doing normal things- you’re supposed to grieveDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iT

Enjoy this week's sauce. WARNING - It's deep.- Clint has a time machine- gambling- Clint gets deep- e-mail rules and the poop pan- can you become a better writer?- masturbation- songwriting talk- songwriting as an expression of joy and freedom- Old Town Road and- Achey Breaky Heart- patreon- the horror of the post office- Bob sings Adele songs- making a scene in the post office- unoffensive television- Bob as a government art directorDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

- cold showers- are we too comfortable?- Dr. Schneider- Bob challenges Clint- rage- podcasts- chemistry- Howard Stern- The Social Dilemma- do we know what is true?Do you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com

Picture this: there's a tree in an undiscovered jungle far away from anyone or anything. This tree sits unmolested by man's untoward progress. Free to grow up towards the gods in all of it's majestic, magical beauty. In the top of that tree is a nest made from golden twigs. In that nest are beautiful baby birds, anxiously awaiting their breakfast. A two-headed Hawk called Bob and Clint swoops down and regurgitates a lovely diet of grubs and worms into the trembling mouths of the IOK babies. You're welcome?- shorts vs. pants- the mailbag- Santa as Satan- vinyl- Miles Davis- Police Academy 5- advice to new fathers- the experience of having kids- Wayne Coyne- who would we hang out with?- Dracula- songwriting- Lunar Satan- Dylan digs Schneider- Dylan changes- funny as fuck- the IOK pie- dreamsDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob a

rub a dub dub. two grown ass men in the tub. pickin' up soap, swinging' from ropes. cleaning our navels. currying favor. smoking' that IOK dope. ziiiip.- back to school- when you have to pee- tour stories- cut out for trouble- touring in England- The Saint- scary hotels in Detroit- This Is The End- Jay Thomas- are things as bad as they seem?- killing Hitler- John Wayne Gacy, Jr.- time travel bureau- kicking it with Christ- jihad- Satanic Verses- shreds videos- Stones vs. BeatlesDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to fucking ZIIIIIP!- gathered here today- children of god- listener e-mails- we got the moves, boi- southern accents- the vulnerability of performing- writing songs- recording songs- dummy lyrics- writing while fucked up- writing to save yourself- don’t take bob downtown- mail jeepDo you like the show? Do you want extra IOK content? Please consider joining us on PATREON for access to exclusive content like the Secret Weekly, autographed postcards, unreleased songs and a personalized message from Bob and Clint. Check out the details at the link below. We love you!http://www.patreon.com/iokConsider leaving us a positive iTunes review here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/im-ok-youre-ok-im-not-ok-youre-not-ok/id1439830994All of our socials can be found by clicking here:http://linktr.ee/iokWrite in to the show here:bobandclint@gmail.com