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On today’s episode the elephants discuss Ash Wednesday and their priest’s plea with the congregation to lose weight. After that it is on to Vivek 2024, who he is, what he is running on, and why he might be a little too smart for the job. After that its Bernie Sanders trying to introduce a 4-day work week and your bread contains more ingredients than you know. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11781377/Georgia-grand-jury-foreman-giggles-admits-awesome-subpoena-Trump.html Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast

On today’s episode the elephants discuss Biden’s trip to Ukraine and him pledging more American dollars for a war that Ukraine wants to turn into an offensive war that will lead to an invasion of Russia. Joe has Mitch McConnell’s full support. This needs to be a central issue in the 2024 GOP primary. By the way, Joe has still not visited East Palestine, Ohio, the site of the train derailment. After that the elephants discuss Gov. Chris Sununu badmouthing conservatives in a futile effort to get the New York Times to like him. After that it's on to the cancellation of Roald Dahl and a trivia question about a seasonal food favorite. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast

On today’s episode the elephants return from a long break to discuss all the missing news. But first - TamponGate! That’s right. Tiger Woods is back playing golf and in the middle of his first round on Thursday outdrove one of his playing partners, Justin Thomas. While walking up the fairway Tiger handed Thomas a tampon. Heads exploded. The world stopped rotating. A national crisis was unfolding. The elephants discuss the backlash, offer opposing takes, and lament the death of comedy. Then its on to the State of the Union, briefly, where one elephant makes their disdain for the event known and that the Republicans just shouldn’t show up next time. Then its on to 2024 where the elephants discuss the latest happenings in the GOP primary race. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast

On today’s episode the elephants discuss the shooting down of the China Spy Balloon/Bomb which put to an end another embarrassing chapter in the Biden presidency. After that its on to the Grammy awards for a moment because they were Satanic nonsense that thankfully few people watched. Then, a new Disney show set to remind you and your kids that America is awful and you are irredeemably racist. What fun! Then - Super Bowl foods. What do you need to eat. See the Disney clip here. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast

On today’s episode the elephants go all in on the Chinese Spy Balloon, the absurd excuses coming from the White House and Pentagon about why they won’t shoot the balloon, why “Made in China” is synonymous with crappy products and trusting this to not fail is a dereliction of duty, and why this is a clear sign America does not have the leadership it used to have. Hopefully a citizen takes matters into their own hands and takes it down. After that, its a chat about the apocalyptic weather on Mount Washington in New Hampshire (-110F wind chill) and why are there so many national food days? Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast

On today’s episode the elephants discuss Nikki Haley announcing that she will be announcing that she will be running for the republican nomination for president. We talk about her path to victory which is slim, but exists, and why people who have little chance of winning jump into the race. Then it’s on to Trump v. DeSantis and the lines of attack Trump is testing against DeSantis and why the most obvious one is one he should be using. After that it’s some debt ceiling talk and why we shouldn’t vote to raise it (even though we know it will end up being raised) and some facts about food in space! Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast

On today’s episode the elephants go all in on the only interesting news story of the weekend - the GOP primary beginning to take shape. Trump hit the road to unveil his teams in New Hampshire and South Carolina and while doing so took aim at Governor DeSantis, who is rumored to be closing in on a decision on whether to run (he’s leaning yes). The elephants look at the weaknesses of some of the rumored names, the path to victory for everyone (which is basically only Trump and DeSantis) and why it’s important to remember that good people are on both sides. Then it’s on to a weird controversy over a YouTuber who helped people regain their sight by paying for their surgeries and what do you call the end slice of a loaf of bread? Be sure to follow us on Twitter @Elephantpcast

On today’s episode the elephants discuss the latest cancel culture victim, Ms. Kara Lynne, who was fired from her job for the crime of being excited for the Harry Potter video game and following conservative commentators after a trans activist named Purple Tinker complained to her employer. Remember, as a conservative you don’t cause offense with your actions, you cause offense by existing and the left will not stop until there is no one who exists on the other side. After that it's a hodgepodge of topics - ChatGPT and the rise of AI (and its liberal leanings), NYC’s noise “cameras” to combat the only problem we know of in NYC which are loud cars, and then a discussion about the Super Bowl, the team, and the food from the cities.

On today’s episode the elephants chat about the latest round of documents found in Biden’s house in Delaware, this time after a 13 hour search conducted by the FBI. The truly shocking thing here is that the Biden legal team didn’t clean this up before the FBI came knocking! After that we talk about Aretha Franklin getting canceled, the M&M spokescandies being shelved, and the RNC chair fight that bewilders the elephants because it's an awful job that no sane person should want.

On today’s episode the elephants tear into the Department of Justice for its complete farce of an investigation in Joe Biden’s “mishandling” of classified documents. Then its on top a smattering of topics. The tech layoffs have commenced and the pain is a reminder that there is no such thing as loyalty in the corporate world. Then, a chat about Olivia Dunne, the LSU gymnast who is the most followed athlete on social media. First off, good for her making money, second - lets all have a good laugh at some of her “fans.” Then the introduction of a new segment and the calling out of Pizza Hut’s fake largest pizza record.

On today’s episode the elephants are back! Technical troubles caused the Monday episode to be scrapped, but have no fear as the elephants center the show around the overwhelming sense of conformity we have in our society. Pressure to fit in is more like pressure to be as liberal as possible. The DOJ is the perfect exhibit of this, where they didn’t trust Trump’s lawyers to return all the documents they requested, but they 100% trust Biden’s layer’s so much so that the FBI declined to oversee the search for more Biden documents after first being notified of them. Next it's on to conformity in the workplace and the NHL, where protesting is only allowed if it is accepted liberal orthodox (not Russian Orthodox). Finally - are you murdering your co-workers by bringing cake to the office? A bureaucrat in the UK says yes you are you evil idiot.

On today’s episode the elephants dive right into the breaking news that President Joe Biden had been storing classified documents at a “think tank” bought and paid for by Chinese Government affiliated persons and entities. After giggling about the idea of a Biden think tank the elephants call for an immediate investigation and wonder how the press would be wondering if it was “Russia” and “Mar-a-Lago” instead of “China” and “Joe Biden’s Think Tank”. After that the elephants tackle the upcoming gas stove ban, America’s baby bust, and an American tradition makes a comeback at the Capitol.

On today’s episode the elephants go extra extra long. First, its nonsense talk at the beginning about college football. Then, President Biden stole classified information from the government. When will he be charged with a crime? The elephants believe this is the make or break moment for the DOJ - treat Biden like Trump or simply declare your partisan leanings. After that it's a celebration of the Speaker fight, the wins conservatives made, a breakdown of some of the people holding things up (Roy good, Good bad) and where we go from here. Then a discussion on gay farming, why people are writing about it, and the somewhat serious issues about our country this somewhat stupid article pointed out. Then - fine dining. One elephant rants and possibly gets disinvited from future family dinners.

On today’s episode the elephants spend a lot of time discussing the Speaker vote. What is going on, who is doing what, what the ultimate goal is, and spend zero time predicting the outcome. These are mostly meaningless political fights that people try to make money off of and whoever becomes Speaker will inevitably let us all down so don’t worry, be happy! No, seriously, don’t let the media bother you, this is just a simple fight over hurt feelings. After that it's on to a smattering of topics. Louisiana bans porn (good) and attempts to define it (wow) leading to a somewhat hilarious segment. Next, an Indigenous woman, hear us out, turns out to not be so indigenous but more a crazy white liberal lady. Finally - why are New Englanders so weird with their New Year’s traditions? A woman married to one wants to know.

On today’s episode the elephants kick off the new year by trying to talk about the news which is tough to get through. Speaker of the House fights? Trump’s taxes? We don’t like the government and we don’t like paying taxes. After this struggle the elephants move on to abortion laws and then a discussion about new year's resolutions. Are they worth it? Or are they just lies we tell ourselves.

On today’s episode the elephants talk about the George Santos saga, how someone is able to completely lie about their entire life and get elected to Congress, and why he should feel right at home with the cast of characters we call our elected representatives. After that its catching up on the FTX saga. His gal ratted on him to the Feds, so what’s next for SBF? Next, Southwest Airlines is reminding everyone why flying is a miserable experience. Finally, our favorite holiday foods. What do we crave this time of year?

On today’s episode the elephants laugh about the liberal hysteria over the Trump tax returns, but also ask one simple question - how can we pay as little in taxes as Trump! Then the elephants chat about the spending bill (boring) and the FTX saga (not boring). After that its a chat about Christmas movies and a minor debate about a particular film that is definitely one of the more contentious Christmas movies…if you believe it is one.

On today’s episode the elephants make up for the lack of a Friday episode by keeping it light and quick. First up, the January 6th commission is finally wrapping up which is nice because no one cares about it, then its a detour to the elephant’s shopping trip today where they encountered overpriced paper products.  Then its on to Trump’s NFT business which is both successful and off putting. Next - 25% of adults cannot read. This should be a larger story, but apparently no one would be able to read it anyways. Finally, a Florida man threw a Christmas tree at his wife after fighting about dinner - which holiday activities do you not enjoy? Which ones do you enjoy?

On today’s episode the elephants jump back and forth among a variety of topics. A brief chat about the stupidity of the budget negotiations going on right now and why the GOP needs to quit our spending addiction when we gain power next. Speaking of power, 2024 is looming and no one is excited for a Biden-Trump rematch…but they still remain more popular than Kamala! Then they make fun of the FTX crypto fraud who didn’t think he should go to jail because “he’s vegan and has ADHD”. Finally - would you eat your meal if it came with a biography of your food?

On today’s episode the elephants hit on a lot. First off, its fantasy politics season, where strategists and writers spend too much time coming up with terrible political ideas that will never happen. A 3rd party candidate in 2024? A moderate/compromise Speaker of the House? President Tim Scott? We break down why all 3, while fun to talk about, are nothing more than nonsense (mostly). Then it's on to the battle of the worse place to live, Dedham, Massachusetts or Canada. Finally the elephants discuss the freak out over Twitter, including the “danger” someone was put in because they advocated for underage children to access adults-only dating apps and grown men having breakdowns over Elon. Finally - Mayor Pete has a Gulfstream addiction and a story about when neighbors get upset about a lack of Christmas lights.