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On today’s episode the elephants begin by discussing Christmas presents and their anxiety when it comes to certain parts of the Christmas season, but also how it used to be which was more fun but also more time consuming. Then it was on to the news - Sinema goes Indy, Twitter was and still is evil, and Hollywood is baffled as to why no one likes their movies anymore. Then, what’s your favorite cheese?

On today’s episode the elephants lament the Hershel Walker loss in Georgia, what it means and doesn’t mean going forward, what needs to happen to prevent future Oz and Walker disasters, and if this means anything for 2024. Then it's a quick chat about Tom Cotton taking a liberal CEO to task and the new Biden 401K rules that are forcing people to take control of their retirement. Finally - it's on to the American Girl doll saga featuring a book preaching the wonders of puberty blockers and transitioning when you are an adolescent. One elephant loses his cool and starts ranting. After this, they close with talking about Christmas cookies. 52 Best Holiday Cookies Across the United States

On today’s episode the elephants discuss the saga of their Christmas tree, the pricing insanity of at one tree lot, the threat of going artificial, and eventual success at a Home Depot. Then its a brief chat about Georgia and Trump before a dive into a hodgepodge of cultural issues. The teacher who thinks grammar is racist, the “word of the year”, another attack on religious freedom and free speech was met with hostility at the Supreme Court, and finally…mozzarella sticks without mozzarella.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss the breaking news out of Twitter, where Elon Musk is exposing to the world what we all knew - Twitter suppressed the Hunter Biden story at the behest of the Biden campaign. It just reinforces the point that social media is evil, news organizations aren’t far behind, and that we have a misinformation problem when it comes mainstream media. Then its on to reparations in California, the return of mask mandates, and the child predators at Balenciaga and Planned Parenthood. To end its a brief info session on America’s new stealth bomber, the B-21 Raider, and a discussion about grocery store splurging that gets heated.

On today’s episode the elephants get off the rails fast with a discussion on Christmas decorations, when to put them up, and their favorite store - the Goodwill Outlet (The Bins). Next it's on to the first DeSantis hit piece where we find out liberals hate him. The elephants debate the topic of “likeability” as being important and then pivot to a menagerie of topics. The explosion of “buy now, pay later” use during the early holiday shopping period, electric vehicles don’t do a lot to help the environment, the Biden rail strike, Brittney Griner’s Siberian adventure, and…Cocaine Bear. What happens when a bear eats 75 pounds of cocaine? Listen to find out.

On today’s episode the elephants cover all the news that they missed over the break…which was nothing. Then it's on to what happened today: Maricopa county proved itself to be an absolute joke today by certifying its “election”, Georgia is still happening, Trump went to dinner and the press got upset, words are worse than sticks and stones, Jesus is now trans, and the Mac and Cheese lawsuit. You’re going to want to stay until the end.

On today’s episode the elephants dig into the Trump announcement, his viability as a candidate, who will run against him, and a look back at the previous nomination cycles and the key dates to look for. Then its a hodgepodge of news - student loans apparently cannot be paid off by the president, San Francisco is defeating crime by giving money to transexuals, Scrabble has a few questionable new words, and what would you steal 85 pounds of?

The Elephants return from a short break to cover the fallout from the election. From blaming Trump (wrong) to blaming McConnell (also wrong) to the worrisome trend among young women in this country voting lock-step with democrats. Then it's on to 2024 because it starts tonight with Trump’s announcement.

You know what this episode is about. A final poll round-up. Some predictions. Key races to look for. 100% optimism. 0% nonsense. The elephants cover it all, from Washington to New Hampshire to Trump’s announcement that he’s going to make an announcement on November 15th. It’s a dive into not just where the country is voting, but the future battlegrounds of the GOP.

On today’s episode the elephants go looooong after a loooong week. But don’t worry - it’s a big hit of optimism as the elephants chat about the polls, the trends, and where we see hope and where we see some…well, some real optimism. Then it’s a look at the media already writing obituaries and why this is a common tactic the media uses to get us to let our guard down. Don’t drop your hands! After that it’s a discussion about Joe Biden turning a blind eye to the attempted assassination of a Republican candidate in North Carolina. After that its a look back at 2010 and one elephant’s experience being in the middle of the storm, how conservatives were fighting voter fraud back in 2010 (and why it's so deeply offensive to this elephant that people make money off of rigged election claims), and the media panic about the world collapsing because of the Tea Party. Then, what the heck is going on at Twitter? Can it survive?

On today’s episode the Elephants begin by chatting about what a blessing it is that Joe Biden thinks he is helping his party by giving angry speeches about how much he hates Donald Trump. Meanwhile, inflation is raging and people are now being forced to choose which parts of their Thanksgiving meal they will be able to have this year. Nothing says leadership like focusing on the past. Then it's on to the latest polls showing the red wave growing into a tsunami, how white suburban women are moving back to the GOP, and the Democrats making fun of their own like Beto and Stacy Abrams! Then, a chat about the McRib. Again.

On today’s episode the elephants catch up on the political news over the weekend, the CBS polls that spells doom for the democrats, the New York Times poll that's a complete outlier, and the momentum across the country moving red red red. Then it's on to Twitter stirring the pot about the Pelosi situation (there are lingering questions) and then the Supreme Court and how Justice Thomas owned the Affirmative Action hearing today by being unusually talkative. Finally - candy and costumes. Our favorites are discussed.

Today the elephants talk about the Paul Pelosi assault, why this was a result of liberal policies, and how the war on boys has generated a generation of purposeless men. Then it's on to the 2022 election where Kari Lake continues drill Katie Hobbs into the ground, closes her argument by reminding everyone about Katie Hobbs racism, and the polling shifts that all trend GOP. All of this takes much longer than anticipated so the end is a discussion around what's on everyone's mind...YOUR ELECTION NIGHT TREATS! For the elephants, its pizza. Let us know!

On tonight’s episode the elephants talk about the Fetterman-Oz debate, how they felt watching it, and recap the media’s unanimous conclusion that Fetterman is not ready for primetime. Next its on to Oregon where a hardcore leftist is attempting to move to the right to win an election, the growing red wave across the fruited plains, and why Rush was the only effective conservative to communicate a message of caring. Then the elephants wrap it up by laughing at Joe Biden’s take on extra airline legroom being racist and the return of the McRib (which only one of the elephants has had).

On today's episode the elephants catch up from the weekend, go over the latest polling, and make some observations about the last two weeks of the race. Then it's a dive into the media going on a trip to the Republican Zoo again, the condescension that oozes from the media these days, and why Kari Lake is kicking the heck out of everyone she encounters. Then - would you give up extra leg room on a flight? Its not a straightforward debate...

On this Fri-yay episode the elephants do a quick round up of all the happenings on the campaign trail including Blake Masters incredible comeback against Mark Kelly, Joe Biden and John Fetterman being dragged around Pennsylvania like broken dogs by their handlers/wives, the new fight to define conservatism, and what meal can you cook better than any restaurant?

On today’s episode the elephants talk about the latest election news which includes the following follies…Kari Lake owning the media over election “denying”, John Fetterman’s doctor is one of his donors (no conflict here), the polls and prognosticators moving races deeper and deeper into the red, and why Stacy Abrams is a monster. Then the elephants chat about Nancy Pelosi wanting to punch Trump in the face (no, she actually said this) and finish with a chat about popular recipes and why James Corden is a jerk.

On today’s episode the elephants celebrate the movement in the polls towards the GOP candidates and explain why the GOP chatting about normal issues is resonating with voters more than the January 6th message from the left. Then they cover CNN committing an act of journalism by asking Katie Hobbs why she won't debate Kari Lake (she dodged), why “representation matters” is a dangerous idea when it comes to John Fetterman (and the NBA), and why you shouldn’t listen to anyone else when it comes to choosing who to vote for (especially when that person wants you to vote for a Democrat). Finally - what food item would you wait in line 3 hours for?

On today’s episode the elephants lose their composure when talking about Joe Biden getting his nose rubbed in his own mess by his Saudi overlords, the GOP’s increasingly rosie election outlook, and the proper way to handle ecoterrorists. Then it’s a celebration of Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles’ rejection of identity politics and a debate over whether the fluffernutter is the best sandwich ever or just in the top 3.

On today’s episode the elephants lose their minds about the Arizona gubernatorial debate being canceled because PBS didn’t feel comfortable having only Kari Lake show up (because Katie Hobbs is a garbage human and a coward). Then in Pennsylvania we have the national media gaslighting us by claiming John Fetterman isn’t obviously incapacitated by his stroke, even though an NBC journalist committed an act of journalism and shared he experience of being unable to communicate with him. After all of that the elephants laugh about the success of the adult happy meal and a failing metaverse company.