I Didn't Say That

On today’s episode the elephants discuss an article about workplace friendships. They dive into their experiences in workplaces with a lot of culture (too much at times), the downsides, and then the kicker of the piece - why people won’t go out with their colleagues anymore (hint hint - men can have babies). Then the elephants go off on Katie Hobbs supporting abortion for any reason at any time, why shes a complete monster, and why Kari Lake needs to win.

On today’s episode the elephants give a thorough breakdown of the Arizona Senate debate from start to finish. The aggressive opening by Masters, the libertarian reeling us all in before losing us with his libertarianism, and Senator Kelly who probably lost 20 pounds sweating. In all seriousness, this was a man who was completely afraid to defend himself and lacked confidence. It was a win for Masters and we hope more people than just us were watching. After that the elephants hit a few stories real quick, including…how abortions are violence against trans people according to Harvard, Joe Biden’s levelheadedness, a eulogy for Bernard McGuirk, and the newest souvenir at NBA game which will definitely not backfire on the NBA at all.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss President Biden’s new energy policy which is to beg the Saudi government to do us a solid. Shockingly, the Saudi’s did not act against their own self-interest and OPEC is cutting its oil production. In response, Biden is tapping the strategic oil reserves, bringing those down to their lowest levels in history. This is all totally normal and not at all the sign of an administration without a plan. Next the elephants tackle the latest polls and why Oz’s strategy against Fetterman is working. Finally the elephants praise an American hero who highlighted the absurdity of gun buyback programs, assess the situation at Lowell High School which has gone from elite to poopy, and finally - what’s your favorite bar?

On today’s episode the elephants talk about the momentum the GOP is slowly gaining as we head into the elections. They highlight the Nevada races which are making the Democrats nervous and the growing trend of Hispanic voters turning out for Republicans (a trend that began thanks to President Trump). After that its on to Hollywood blaming homophobic America for why they don’t want to watch a movie with graphic gay sex scenes and how Spam became gourmet.

On today’s episode the elephants get completely sidetracked and go way too long. First it's a discussion about the GOPs prospects in the midterms and a certain someone who is hiding when the time counts. Next it's on to why Biden has been a disaster, what happened in 2020, and gas prices. But wait, there's more. The elephants conclude with a debate about whether your actions outside the workplace should impact your employment and then discuss the return of the Happy Meal.

On today’s episode the elephants get off track quickly talking about the hurricane and Aaron Judge, but move on to even more exciting topics. First off, rating the wild rumors about Trump from an upcoming “book” that only serve to strengthen the argument that the media has zero legitimacy. Then it’s on to Beto taking shots at Biden before the elephants tackle an important question: What happened to the movies, do we want to go back, and how do you prefer to stuff your face when watching millionaire liberals parade about in front of you on a screen.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss a Washington Post/ABC poll that signals trouble brewing for the dems. The elephants delve into the details of the poll, how it's worse for Dems than on the surface, and how Republicans can take advantage of this information. Next its on to a new segment highlighting promising Republican candidates - and today they are highlighting Tiffany Smiley, who is running for Senate in Washington! She’s a wife and mother who has been through it all and then some to say the least - so check her out! Finally the elephants end with…music? No, not food. Check it out!

On this first of fall episode the elephants chat about the DC insiders who are sounding the alarm for the Democrats for the upcoming election. After that its a dip into the Arizona ballot measures ranging from making it harder to raise taxes (yes!) to free tuition for illegals (no!). Then it's time to rip on the party of science and what would you do to make sure you could eat meat?

On today’s episode the elephants dig ever so slightly into the newest lawsuit against President Trump, this time from the State of New York accusing him of inflating his property’s values or whatever. It’s such a terrible lawsuit that former AG Bill Barr (no confidant of Trump these days) called it out as naked politics. After that the elephants dig into the latest polling which is a lot more optimistic than the media would have you believe, the upcoming Biden recession, and what people spend their money on. Spoiler alert - it's probably men driving this spending.

On today’s episode the elephants chat about Queen Elizabeth’s funeral, the beauty of the ceremony, and the unexpected traditions that made this send off a proper farewell. After that it's on to President Biden getting the left all worked up by declaring the pandemic over and the elephants go over ten climate change BOLD PREDICTIONS from the past that did not come true in honor of the UN hosting “Climate Week”. Finally a discussion about Adnan Syed’s freedom (the correct decision) and then…how much would you need to be paid to eat “Sleepy Chicken?”

On today’s episode the elephants laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, and laugh about the Attack on Martha’s Vineyard. The elephants pull the best quotes, laugh about the Obamas, rip on Gov. Baker, scream about how awful all of these people are, and finally concludes the segment by praising the greatest generation for their dedication to service. Then they talk about food. It’s a standard episode with all the fixins’. Enjoy.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss Lindsey Graham’s plan to make the focus of the midterms on a federal abortion ban which seems…misguided. After that the elephants chat about the latest happenings in the midterm elections, Joe Biden’s voting habits, why people cant sleep (and a long story about why one of the elephants can't sleep), and finally we remember the creator of “Two Buck Chuck” and wonder why billionaires give their money away to people who will squander it.

On today’s episode the elephants laugh about the democrats who are refusing to debate republicans. They ask a simple question - how can you be confident in your beliefs if you won't debate them! After that it’s a quick PSA on how to donate money to politicians (and how not to), the “racist” Chick-fil-a tweet, and the suburban American restaurant smackdown.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss the passing of the Queen, what she represented, how she was a pretty cool lady (an understatement), and why we all could use a little more QE2. After that we turn to the exact opposite of the Queen, Portland, Oregon. The elephants discuss how a new lawsuit, brought by disabled citizens of Portland, may finally force the city to clear the sidewalks. Then it's on to the Biden administration attempting to kill rural Americans, one of the elephants loses their voice a bit, and then they talk about football players who screwed them.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss the breaking news that Trump allegedly had documents containing information about another country’s nuclear secrets to which the elephants say…WHO CARES? Next they get into why the FBI is quickly losing legitimacy on this issue, the Biden speech which will be a gift to Republicans if used correctly, the Democrat’s war on peace, and Kamala’s adventures with grapes.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss their trip to San Diego, the ironic warnings California sends its residents given the policies implemented by the state’s leadership, and the creeping liberalism making its way across the country.

On today’s episode the elephants sing the praises of Joe Biden emerging from his bedroom and getting back into doing what he does best - reminding people why they don’t like him. Then it's on to the distractions causing Republicans problems in general elections and how the simple fix is to focus the attention on the Biden administration. Next the elephants discuss the Jackson water crisis brought to you by the Democrats, an Arizona water crisis brought to you by Republicans (with an assist from Saudi Arabia), child free airplane flights, and why the party of family values is making the best love.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss how Joe Biden is trying to toss Kamala Harris under the bus for the student loan giveaway (a very Michael Scott maneuver) and why there’s no reason for him to do this because people like free money. Then the elephants unpack how California and Massachusetts are leading the way at being the most insufferable state’s in the country, how misinformation continues to spread from the left, and the best strategies for getting out of a traffic ticket.

On today’s episode the elephants tackle the illegal student loan giveaway which will only serve to make higher education more expensive, incentivize people to take out more unreasonable loans, and cause inflation to worsen - but other than that, good job. Then it's on to Chelsea Clinton taking a brave stand on a touchy subject, the ambitions of Gen Z to be photographed by themselves, and Ben Shapiro causes a full blown meltdown by letting people know he is alive.

On today’s episode the elephants try to ignore all the negative political news by trying to laugh about the state of our union and how to pronounce crudite. After that it's on to ‘quiet quitting’, a new term which covers an old phenomena, whether dating in the metaverse is a sign of society’s impending collapse, and a library comes under attack from the left.