Short Circuit

A very short episode for the Holidays. Sung by members of the Institute for Justice. Click to listen, but here are the words: On the 1st day of Short Circuit Christmas my federal reporter gave to me A thesaurus under Judge Selya's pine tree On the 2d day of Short Circuit Christmas my federal reporter gave to me Two Calabresi tort rules And a thesaurus under Judge Selya's pine tree. On the 3d day of Short Circuit Christmas my federal reporter gave to me Et al. [Yeah, you know how the song goes. Let’s skip to the 12th, i.e. D.C. Cir., verse & you can see all of them at once] Twelve vacaturs granted Eleven judges named Pryor Ten library courtrooms Nine en banc reversals Eight qualified immunities Seven Chicago professors Six Sutton Stanzas Five Judge Hos Four ex-prosecutors Three Jersey convictions Two Calabresi tort rules And a thesaurus under Judge Selya's pine tree.