Morning News Auditorial

GOOD MORNING!   In Today’s Auditorial:     Ø  KARNATAKA SPEAKER WAS ‘STUDYING’ RESIGNATIONS ALL NIGHT     Ø  IN 2 DAYS, 13 COUNCILLORS WHO JOINED BJP BACK IN TRINAMOOL     Ø  THE FARCE OF THE FCRA RAIDS ON LAWYERS THAT TOOK CASES AGAINST AMIT SHAH     Ø  AN ODIYA PANCHAYAT SARPANCH WAS ARRESTED FOR AMASSING WEALTH 3340% MORE THAN HIS DISCLOSED INCOME     Ø  OUT ON BAIL, MAN STEALS BIKE TO RETURN TO JAIL AS HE MISSED FOOD, FRIENDS AND FREEDOM TO BE LAZY     Ø  UK SHIPS ON HIGH ALERT AFTER ROYAL NAVY TRAINS GUNS ON IRANIAN VESSELS     Ø  ANGELA MERKEL’S SHAKING EPISODES HAVE A WARNING FOR ALL OF US       Ø  DOZEN INJURED AFTER AIR CANADA HITS A POCKET OF TURBULENCE       Ø  AND NOW: SNEAKERS TO GIVE ART THE RUN FOR IT’S MONEY AT SOTHEBY'S AUCTION