Morning News Auditorial

In Today’s Auditorial:     Ø  CONGRESS RAISES DEMAND FOR NATIONAL MOUSTACHE     Ø  BAJRANGI SARANGI OPENS BJP BATTING IN PARLIAMENT, TAKES ON TUKDE TUKDE GANG WHILE EQUATING MODI TO VIVEKANANDA     Ø  ADHIR CHOWDHURY HAS REMARK EXPUNGED THAT COMPARED VIVEKANANDA TO GANGA AND MODI TO NALI     Ø  RETURN OUR OLD INDIA ASKS GHULAM AZAD     Ø  ODISHA’s MOUNTAIN MAN WANTS TO RETURN HIS PADMA SHRI AND GET A JOB INSTEAD     Ø INDIAN ARMY WARNS SOLDIERS OF HONEY TRAP BID BY INSTAGRAM PROFILE 'OYESOMYA'       Ø  TRUMP ORDERS ‘HARD HITTING’ SANCTIONS AGAINST ALI KHAMENEI         Ø  NETHERLANDS HIT BY MAJOR TELECOM OUTAGE     Ø  COCAINE KING OF MILAN ESCAPES FROM URUGUAY PRISON THROUGH HOLE IN THE ROOF       Ø  WEEK LONG HEATWAVE FROM SPAIN TO SWITZERLAND