Kate, Tim & Marty

We got talking about the Poop Map app—yes, you can geotag your bowel movements and share the quality of your... work. Naturally, this led to us hunting for Australia’s best public toilets. From high-end hotel loos to the hilariously named “Loo With A View,” we’ve officially crowned the winners. Who knew ranking toilets could be this competitive? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.