Kate, Tim & Marty

Joel’s still trying to figure out what umami means (and no, it’s not a sushi train), we dived into the ‘Princess Treatment vs Bare Minimum’ debate, and things got fishy when someone made a tuna salad on a plane. Plus, we asked: what can you store under belly fat? You’d be surprised. We also tested AI’s selfie skills with our dream celeb friends, and crowned the true kings of sex appeal — long live the dad bods.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman’s belly has become the hottest real estate on the internet — and we’re not talking abs. Wait until you hear what she can stash under her stomach roll… including a household appliance and possibly a small pet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back, beettttchhhh! Did you miss us? Because we missed you, too! We catch up on the things we missed over the break... and not just the Coldplay CEO cheating saga! We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag. Ricki hilariously details her most boring holiday in New Zealand (you may disagree if you're not Ricki-Lee tbh), and Joel found the funniest GRWM video on-line. If you don't know what that means, so doesn't Blackers - and we explain what the kids are saying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys: Gwenyth Paltrow reveals all in a new book. Selena Gomez shares details of her 33rd birthday party. Sia has spotted with a 28-year-old fresh from her divorce. Morgan Wallen's got something to say during his show (close your ears, Coldplay) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We didn't say 'human'. Here's what Joel got up to while we were on break!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back on Monday, betch! But first, here’s one last juicy ep to wrap up the week. Today we heard your wild mid-life crisis stories (shoutout to the couple who bailed on land for a 15-year cruise), dissected the funniest snoring sounds the internet has to offer, played a round of Tim’s Word Alarm, and heard how Tim accidentally insulted a total stranger in the office kitchen. Classic Blackers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live on July 21… until then, here’s another batch of best bits to keep you going! Today we took off with a chat about drinking at altitude – is it science or just vibes? Then things got even more unhinged with baby talk… to dogs. And comedian, podcaster and New Zealand’s own Guy Montgomery joined us for Quick Draw! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live on July 21… until then, we’re serving up the best bits! Today, we kicked off with a woman in scrubs getting praised like she’s on Grey’s Anatomy and spoiler: she’s not. Then it was time to dish the workplace drama (someone’s definitely getting HR’d), followed by the Whisper Challenge on the Wednesday Wheel. And finally, we wrapped with a list of things that are totally fine… just a little bit weird. Like this show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live July 21… until then, enjoy the chaos! Today we talked about the coolest thing ever, tasty uniforms, mid-makeout mishaps (falling asleep?!). Plus, we catch up with Benny Blanco in L.A... don’t worry, we stayed awake for that bit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live on July 21... TGIM, betch! Kicking things off with some juicy weekend goss... shoutout to the birthday girl who wanted secrets, not presents. Then we asked: what job could you fake with zero experience? One bloke thought “dentist” was a vibe. And finally, what would you put on your gravestone? Let’s just say Marge Simpson’s got us all rethinking things.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live on July 21, but until then, here’s a spicy Friday mix to get you through. We found out you can be allergic to exercise (same), unpacked the drama of famous exes (Jennifer Coolidge’s, no less), Talked about a dramatic dog (not you Girlfriend), and Tim set off his Word Alarm again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live July 21, but today’s best bits are shining bright… just like Jackie Gillies would want! We kicked things off with a confessional: what have you stolen? (Don’t worry, we’re not judging — even if it was a surf lifesaving flag from 1969). Then we tackled words people just can’t say… tortillas included. Then we talked Banana Bread with Jermaine... And finally, our psychic queen Jackie Gillies from RHOM dropped in for Quick Draw, and let’s just say: shine, shine, shine, betch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back on July 21, betch... until then, enjoy the chaos! Today we went deep on povo brags: walk-in pantries, billionaire jumbotrons, and humble flexes. Then the kids came in hot with their brutal honesty… ever been called Miss Piggy mid-flight? We spun the Wednesday Wheel and ended up in a Google-Off about the Pope. And finally, we cried (again) over the celeb break-ups that hurt us the most... Katy and Orlando, we’re looking at you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live on July 21... until then, enjoy our best bits! Things got weird at check-in when hotel staff in Ibiza were clearly on the sauce. Then, we asked the big question: who would you actually go to the E.R. for? (Apparently, not Usher.) We did our iconic segment, I Was Today Years Old! Plus, we catch up with the brilliant Gracie Abrams live from Auckland on Nova’s Red Room Global Tour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live on July 21… until then, enjoy our best bits! Today we’re getting spiteful – Steve Harvey-style. Then it’s into the mailbag: Joel’s been freezing, Tim’s mistaken for someone (again), and Ricki’s wondering if she was just insulted or complimented. Speaking of, someone reckons she looks “a hundred bucks”… thanks? Plus, what would you ban if you ruled the world? Turns out, people have some strong opinions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before we go on break for two weeks, we give this thang one last good go... we discuss shit-stirring children and how did you go get accidentally high. Also, some good goss about Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom. It involves nugs and drinking a boat dry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While talking about an entire city getting high from confiscating weed, Ricki then revealed to us she accidentally had a weed brownie as a child. Uh-oh. We then ask listeners when they got accidentally high.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki & Tim just came back from watching the highly-anticipated 'F1: The Movie' and as big F1 fans themselves, they have a few words.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tyra Banks shares her favourite off-broadway destinations in Australia. There were snakes on a Virgin plane! While talking about being starstuck, our listener shares the most hectic protocol when meeting Beyoncé and Joel announces his mission to save the elephants! Oh, and Michael Usher comes in to play Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's Australia's own news-boss and Dancing With The Stars contestant Michael Usher, of course! Who were you thinking, mate? He traded the newsroom for the Quick Draw studio – and he came in swinging. Between Paso Dobles, newsroom chaos, and Logies prep, Usher squeezed in time to face off against Ricki-Lee. But when things got personal with one of the answers... well, let’s just say tensions rose.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.