Kate, Tim & Marty

Ricki’s found the ultimate guide on how to rage-bait men and, surprise, Blackers didn’t cope well. We crack open the mailbag after our “douche de leche” clip went nuts online, with Ricki reading some of the sassiest comments she’s ever copped. Adults are now sucking on pacifiers (yep, that’s a thing), and Joel celebrated his birthday the only way he knows how — at the gym. Plus, what everyday items should you ditch? An influencer says TVs, microwaves and even downlights. And finally, the dictionary has added new words like “skibidi”… because apparently English wasn’t confusing enough already.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee dove headfirst into the comments section after our “douche de leche” video went viral — 13 million views and a gaggle of spicy opinions later, the internet had thoughts. Spanish speakers were offended, Chileans called it manjar, and one legend just applauded the confidence. Ricki defended herself with Google phonetics prep, but let’s be honest… it still wasn’t great. Then came Brendan’s cruise ship horror story involving cocktails, fire, melted shorts and his poor groin — absolute chaos. And to top it off, Ricki’s Taylor Swift Super Bowl theory just got major backing online, with Swifties linking sourdough bread, mascots and Easter eggs to Levi’s Stadium in 2026.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you’ve ever wanted to wind up a bloke for sport, Ricki’s found the ultimate cheat sheet. Forget hormones, forget logic, this is straight-up ragebait 101. Lines like “What sport would you play if you were athletic?” or “You look like you read with your finger” had the guys squirming in their seats. Joel copped it with a cheeky “pixie cut” sledge, Blackers defended his height with everything he had, and Ricki was living for every triggered reaction. It’s petty, it’s brutal, and it’s bloody hilarious.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we farewell Smallzy after a whopping 23 years on Australia’s top nights show, and he spills the tea on how ‘Smallzy’s Surgery’ got its name. Ricki’s cooked up a wild theory linking Taylor Swift to the 2026 Super Bowl, and you might just believe her. Someone’s flogging life-size cutouts of Joel online (and honestly, we have questions). We dig into the juicy new Kanye West documentary, and in the Glossys, Daniel Ricciardo’s looking a little more “dad bod” than “F1 bod.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know it's New Music Friday, but we didn't think we were going to get BRAND NEW music from our very own gorgeous girl! Listen to the FRESH new song right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift fans, brace yourselves — Ricki reckons she’s cracked the code. After binging the Kelce brothers’ podcast, she’s convinced Tay-Tay’s secretly gearing up for the 2026 Super Bowl. The “evidence”? NFL suddenly posting her everywhere, cryptic “47” mentions, and a cheeky Easter egg linking her tour stop to the big game’s stadium. Throw in a new album drop right before halftime and… well, Ricki’s ready to put money on it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor’s dropping Easter eggs and Tim’s acting like a Swiftie detective, Ricki’s found a video that sums up exactly how she orders at a restaurant, and we learn tomatoes are apparently bisexual… so what else is? In the Glossys, we’ve got stupid injuries—including the bloke with the world’s biggest peen hurting himself—and New York officially lets you call your dog family. Then, Jessica Mauboy swings by for Quick Draw and the Yass, Jessica energy is off the charts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica Mauboy pops in for Quick Draw, dishes on life as a new mum, writing While I Got Time just two months after giving birth, and why she needs grit and “stank face” in her music. There’s talk of a future Ricki-Lee–Jess arena tour, a jungle-rock Running Back, and a nail-biter Quick Draw match where Yass, Jessica is back in full force.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leo thinks he’s 32, Zoe Kravitz once destroyed Taylor Swift’s bathroom saving a pet snake, Liam Hemsworth might be engaged, and Rihanna’s rocking a $115 hoodie with $230k worth of diamonds — casual. Here are today's Glossys.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you missed it, Taylor Swift finally broke her no-podcast rule and sat down for a two-hour chat with Travis and Jason Kelce and yep, Tim’s across all the Easter eggs. From the Statue of Liberty colour scheme to perfectly timed outfit changes, he’s cracked the Swift code like a pro. We even hear Taylor tell the moment she got her music back, and it’s pure goosebumps. Honestly, Tim could teach a uni course on Taylorology at this point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about Prime Minister Albanese’s confirmation that Australia will recognise Palestine as a state (with conditions) and what, if any, difference that will make to the people of Palestine or Israel.  LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re talking loo laws, betch because someone’s actually made a toilet for couples. Yes, a real-life version of that old 90s SNL skit. Then it’s pronunciation police time, as an influencer butchers “Dulce De Leche” so badly it should be illegal. In the Glossys, we’ve got Travis, Taylor, Tony Abbott, and Leo making headlines. We debate the true etiquette of hotel checkout times, celebrate Pamela Anderson’s new pickle brand, and finish with a wild “rocks off” story — a NASA intern literally stole pieces of the moon for a cheeky session.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve figured out the ultimate “you’re old” test — and it happens in hotels. If you’re still lining up at reception to check out, handing over your key like it’s 1998, it’s a dead giveaway. The rest of us just ghost the place — key in the room, express checkout, TV checkout, done. Even some housekeepers called in to say they’d prefer you tell them, but sorry, we’re keeping that extra hour of our day. So… are you a hotel ghoster or a front desk sticker?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Kelce is out here being the ultimate plus-one for Taylor Swift, but the real Swiftie moment is Google’s new orange confetti Easter egg. Meanwhile, Tony Abbott’s holding boom gates in a Sydney car park like some kind of parking vigilante, and Leonardo DiCaprio gets stopped and searched outside a party in Ibiza… yep, even Leo gets told “not tonight, mate.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift’s dropping a brand-new album in October, and we’ve already cleared our playlists. Ricki’s been busy critiquing how Tim and Joel walk after seeing a New Yorker roast strangers in the street. A student’s taken petty to bridal levels by making an entire wedding dress out of divorce papers. We ask: what did you do drunk that changed your life? — one listener’s answer was so wild it changed their entire sexuality. And Guy Sebastian pops in smelling incredible and spilling on his new album, old World Idol mates, and why his son might be the next big thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy Sebastian joined us in the studio smelling like a million bucks — literally, because his new fragrance is inspired by his dad (and thankfully not by talcum powder and Cascade Draught, which Chemist Warehouse once suggested). We talk about the sentimental story behind the scent, his new album 100 Times Around the Sun, and the big-name singers he roped in to make it sound like honey. Plus, Guy spills on hanging with Kelly Clarkson back in the World Idol days, almost quitting music to fish in Palm Beach, and why his 11-year-old son might be the next Sebastian to watchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snoop Dogg’s been locked in to headline the AFL Grand Final, and while we’re pumped, we’re also wondering if it’s time we saw an Aussie act take the stage again. Over in the celebrity world, J.Lo brushed off a giant cricket mid-performance like it was nothing (revenge body intact), Olivia Rodrigo’s sparked engagement rumours with a rock the size of a Tim Tam, and Cristiano Ronaldo’s fiancée is flaunting some serious bling of her own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show serves up some piping hot nuggets – and not just the Maccas kind. We kick off with the juiciest McDonald’s hacks you’ll wish you’d known years ago, before meeting a British woman who went overseas and acted like she was on a permanent episode of Border Security. Tim’s stuck in a loop thanks to the Morning Fresh jingle, Joel has a story so wild it’ll make you question your family tree, and Ricki dives into a 1913 relationship advice guide that proves chivalry might not be dead, but it was definitely… different.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bailey Smith and Tammy Hembrow are the hot new Aussie pairing, Emma Thompson revealed Donald Trump once tried to take her on a date, Jimmy Kimmel might be swapping Hollywood for Europe, and Beyoncé just spoiled her Cowboy Carter crew with Louis Vuitton luggage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve cracked the Macca’s code, betch. Forget paying $5.30 for three nuggets—order a McChicken patty for around $2–$3 and get even more chicken. Want a McFeast when it’s off the menu? Quarter Pounder + lettuce, tomato, and McChicken sauce = sorted. Our listeners are out here bringing their own cheese to save coin, and Ricki has issued an urgent PSA: stop what you’re doing and get the Big Arch immediately. She swears it’s so good it nearly brought her to tears.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.