Kate, Tim & Marty

The Glossy’s are juicy today, betch. Harry Styles is out here lending Zoe Kravitz his famous shacket on the streets of New York, while Louis Tomlinson and Zayn shocked everyone with a pub dart sesh after years of bad blood. Meanwhile, Britney’s latest bathroom dance video has her friends seriously worried — and Yungblud’s VMA tribute is copping a brutal spray from a rock legend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Popcorn just levelled up, betch. We got into the new M&M popcorn drop at Woolies — and for $5.50, it’s basically begging to jump into your trolley. But that’s not all… Mars Bar and Snickers have joined the popcorn party too. Forget recess, this is a full-blown sugar stampede.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, betches! We’re diving headfirst into the VMAs chaos, where Mariah Carey finally scored her first Moon Person (took her 35 years but who’s counting?) and served up a performance medley that shook the arena. Meanwhile, a Coldplay kiss-cam queen has officially filed for divorce, a breakdancing US politician is protesting tax hikes one spin at a time, and Brooklyn Beckham is cooking pasta with straight-up seawater—bon appétit? Plus, Bieber crashes a pub, Travis cops a slap in Brazil, and Paul McCartney rocks out at Oasis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Glossy’s we’re talking Bieber on the shots, Kate Middleton switching back to brunette, and Paul McCartney rocking out at Oasis. But the real headline? Travis Kelce copping a full slap in the face during the Chiefs’ first game of the season in Brazil. Ouch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The woman from that viral Coldplay kiss cam moment has now officially filed for divorce, less than a month after the concert clip blew up online. But her soon-to-be ex-husband says the split was already a done deal—and to make things juicier, one of his ex-wives has chimed in, calling the whole thing karma. This marks divorce number three for him… yikes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s ep is a wild ride – we’ve got the most unhinged bride you’ve ever seen, the latest juice from the Glossy’s, and Travis Kelce’s mum oversharing about Taylor’s “aching uterus” in a very Boomer Facebook moment. Strap in, betch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, there are reports Liam and Noel Gallagher are the only ones with a free guest list on the Oasis reunion tour, while everyone else has to cough up for their plus-ones. Whoopi Goldberg’s London show is struggling so badly that tickets are being flogged at 90% off. Kate Middleton has gone blonde with a brand new look, and Sydney Sweeney’s record-breaking denim deal is still making headlines as she hits the Toronto Film Festival for her new film Christy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine marrying someone who turns the ceremony into a full-blown Vegas residency. This bride grabbed the mic, stormed down the aisle, and belted out a ballad like she was headlining the Coliseum – while her new husband stood there in sneakers, clinging to his phone like a hostage. Elvis lit up his lighter, the room looked like a conference centre, and the whole thing was so unhinged… we couldn’t look away.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got facts that will blow your tiny little minds – octopuses with three hearts, sharks older than trees, and yes, penguin pee frozen into Antarctic ice. Ricki and Tim are dropping the kind of trivia you’ll be bragging about at the pub. Then, Daniel Andrews has popped up in a very interesting spot, J-Lo has a fan losing it after she hit “follow,” and the Glossy’s are packed with Harry & Zoë hand-holding, Gaga’s mayhem, and Sabrina’s hair-pulling chaos. Plus, we’ll take you to Social’s Boot Camp – where Millennials get schooled on fonts, slang, and how not to embarrass yourself onlineSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Manu’s back in the studio and ready for another crack at Quick Draw... but history isn’t exactly on his side. Between teaching us how to actually say “charcuterie,” spilling behind-the-scenes MKR secrets, and confessing his guilty junk food pleasures, things get messy fast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Gen Z creator has gone viral for running a “millennial bootcamp,” exposing the dead giveaways that betray your age on social media. From fonts that “scream millennial,” to killing off boomerangs and background music on Insta stories, no one is safe. She even rewrites the rulebook on slang — slay is now sarcastic, “ate” means you’re hot, and if you’re not having a “kiki,” are you even living?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan Andrews has set off fireworks after being snapped at a Chinese military parade alongside Putin and Kim Jong Un. The former Vic Premier is now being blasted as a “traitor” for cozying up to Beijing, despite China being Victoria’s biggest trade partner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: The Neo-Nazi movement was in the spotlight during the weekend's March For Australia events. This week, Joe explains exactly who they are, what they stand for and why downplaying their rhetoric is the real danger to Australia. LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From Summer Heights High to the Aussie Rugby 7’s — the bullied red-haired kid is now bulldozing on the field. Across the pond, a 16-year-old is ditching Fortnite for ration books and living like it’s 1943. We’ve also got a breakup sandwich that’ll put you off carbs forever (yep, it involves feet), Taylor’s proposal scoop, Ethan Hawke dodging Titanic, Miley’s mum giving horrendous dating advice… and Adam — our caller of the year with the cleanest phone line we’ve ever heard, joining in for Insta Fame Game glory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael Jackson’s memorabilia is worth some serious coin, betch! From a basketball signed by MJ and Michael Jordan, to his sparkling Billie Jean glove, to the red Thriller jacket, the prices are wild. We played a little “guess the price” game and trust us, the numbers will blow your sequin socks off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked you what you’ve accidentally eaten, and the answers were pure nightmare fuel. One caller swallowed something meant for the tooth fairy, another mum accidentally sipped her own toenail, and a boyfriend unknowingly made himself a sandwich with bread that had been used in a very… niche way. Let’s just say you’ll never look at a loaf the same again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From mascots losing their heads to chopping boards that could kill your dinner party vibes — we covered it all today. Brad revealed Tim’s ancestry results and let’s just say… he’s more Irish than he ever knew and there’s even a Viking toe in the mix. Fifth Harmony shocked everyone with a surprise reunion, Taylor Swift smashed yet another record, and we asked the big one: where did he break up with you? Spoiler — Brisbane’s got some hot spots for heartbreak.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out Tim’s family tree isn’t as simple as he thought… Brad from Ancestry dropped some wild results live on air. We’re talking way more backgrounds than Tim ever imagined, a trait that proves he’s a true Viking, and even a link to Aussie history that blew all our minds. You’ve gotta hear what crime his ancestor committed to end up here — it’s so perfectly Tim.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The unthinkable has happened — Ed Sheeran’s long reign at the top of Spotify is over. A new track has officially stolen his crown, racking up over 5 billion streams to become the most played song in the world.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show was stacked, betch. We kicked off with the mum who stormed the ice mid-game, then got into the wildest socials update ever — Gina Liano told someone to shut up and Monica Lewinsky actually liked one of our reels (Joel still can’t believe it). The glossys had everything from Hughesy responding to his AFL injury, to Sydney Sweeney being linked with Scooter Braun, and Adam Sandler maybe getting an Oscar nod. But the headline stealer? A woman at Burning Man thought she had a stomach ache… turned out she was giving birth! Baby Aurora is here and thriving after one of the most chaotic deliveries ever. We wrapped it all with the scammer who faked heart attacks to get out of paying for dinner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.