Kate, Tim & Marty

Our newsreader Michelle spills about the time she dated Patrick Brammall (yes, really). We jump in the time machine to 2007 and revisit Maxim’s “Most Unsexiest” list – spoiler, the glow-ups are real. In the Glossys, J-Lo cops a bizarre snub from Chanel. Plus, science now says having a bitch with your mates is actually good for your health… so technically, we’re all just doing self-care.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

According to new research from the University of California, bitching with your mates is basically therapy your body loves. When women vent to each other, it’s not just letting off steam – it actually lowers cortisol, reduces heart rate, and chills your whole system out. So next time you’re catching up for a gossip, just tell everyone you’re “biologically regulating.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our very own newsreader Michelle casually dropped the bomb that she went to her high school formal with Patrick Brammall. Yes — Colin From Accounts Patrick Brammall. Turns out teenage Patrick was an emo Catholic school boy in a choker, and Michelle was rocking the black hair and goth vibes from her acting circle days. They even ran into each other years later and shared that “should we get closure?” look. Now the big question: will Michelle be his date to the Devil Wears Prada 2 premiere… and can we all come as her plus-ones?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got robots doing cartwheels, cockatoos with 30 dance moves, and Karl Stefanovic getting grilled on his all-time favourite cohost. In the Glossys: Hamilton hits cinemas, Miley teases a Hannah comeback, Lizzo drops a cheeky track, and Karl plays a fiery round of Quick Draw. Also—public servants just lost their free flight upgrades (sorry, Albo).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karl Stefanovic came in hot for Quick Draw, but before we even got to the buzzer—Ricki-Lee put him on the spot with the ultimate Today Show question: Who’s your favourite cohost of all time? His answer? Chaotic. Unexpected. Possibly a career-ending move. Then we played Quick Draw and, look, Karl came to win… but was he too cocky too early? Get ready for some major ego, banter, and a shoutout to a very specific food court.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about the lady that has been accused of being a Chinese spy in Canberra. Plus!  Will we ever be invaded by China?  LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back and ready to ruin your appetite — turns out Gen Z might be cancelling mushrooms, prawns, and vegan cheese (fair).Then it’s your calls about how your pets “departed”… yes, someone said insinkerator. Oasis fans break a beer record (of course they did), and we spin the Wednesday Wheel where Joel proves he absolutely cannot spell “algae.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys: The VMAs nominations are out! Katy Perry deals with a fainting fan on stage! Jamie-Lee Curtis has defended Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson's rumoured relationship The Howard Stern Show is set to be cancelled after 20 years on SiriusXM See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alright Gen Z, we need a word. A new survey's revealed the top 10 foods you're refusing to eat — and now they’re apparently at risk of going extinct.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coke, crypto, cult pop icons — it’s a chaotic one today, betch. We kicked off with the town in Mexico that’s so obsessed with Coca-Cola they’re putting it in baby bottles and religious ceremonies. Ricki’s still frothin’ over the Bitcoin guy who accidentally binned $1.5 billion (yes, with a B). Then, in the Glossys, Sir Ian McKellen can’t quite get Charli XCX’s pronouns right, Donald Trump’s going rogue on Sydney Sweeney and Taylor Swift (it’s giving retired Facebook dad energy), and Drake’s birthmark now has a muse. Plus, we asked Grok who’s famous and watching us — turns out Denzel might be frothin’ over Tim.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking one of the biggest stuff-ups in human history: a bloke in Wales has finally given up searching for a hard drive he accidentally chucked out with 8,000 Bitcoin on it. That’s more than a billion bucks in the bin. Ricki reckons she could’ve found it in 30 minutes, Joel’s still recovering from nearly losing his wedding ring, and Tim’s ready to launch a ride-share just to prove a point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Donald is back in the headlines after latching onto Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad — but not before asking if she’s a Republican. Once confirmed, he declared it the “hottest ad out there,” then turned around and absolutely roasted Taylor Swift, saying she was “booed out of the Super Bowl” and is “no longer hot.” Yep… the former president is beefing with a pop star over jeans. My. Jeans. Are. Blue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Ricki gives us all the goss from her glitzy Logies night—including a confetti-related autocue disaster and a very serious panty situation. Joel loses it over the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills heading to Melbourne (he’s already fluffing cushions for them), and we discover that Australia has a national skipping team?! Plus, we dive into your wild messages in Mailbag, check in on Orlando Bloom’s cheeky response to trolls, and Joel shares how he accidentally vacuumed up his engagement ring. Yes, really.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee had her Logies moment stolen thanks to a confetti bomb courtesy of Richard Marx’s performance. While trying to present live on stage with Manu, Ricki ended up squinting through stage fog and glitter-drenched autocues like she was decoding Morse code. Add a thick emergency panty mission, a gown that doubled as a red carpet speed bump, and some cheeky shoutouts from Hans and the Today team, and you've got the most glamorous hostage situation in Logies history. Throw in Jimmy Barnes, Yelena Dokic, some cheeky Pang, and a few sus snubs—this year’s Logies had it all… even if Idol didn’t win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes the thing you thought was super cool a decade ago just doesn't hold up as well as you would have thought. We're talking tattoo regrets! Maybe that cheap stick and poke wasn't such a great idea.... Plus, what's the fresh reason this man has had to make an awkward trip to the ER for?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Thurrrrrsday!! Today we're talking life-changing moments and showing some love to our four-legged animal mates. Rumour has it Katy Perry’s got a new flame (thanks Glossy), and we’re asking the big questions—like who should welcome the aliens? Our vote’s Oprah. Oh, and Sonia Kruger’s swinging by for Quickdraw. Let’s go!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about Australia's social media ban and finds out how it will work and what the pros and cons are.  Plus! Will Australia let 16-year-olds vote?! LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki’s had it—working out with her partner is officially off the table, and honestly, we get it. The team launched into the craziest celeb couples of all time (Tom Cruise and Cher still lives rent-free in our heads), then got into it with a wild new lawsuit involving Coldplay. Trump's swinging back at Stephen Colbert, and the Age Game returnsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dove headfirst into the craziest celeb couples—from Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson (yes, really) to Tom Cruise and Cher (what in the 80s fever dream?). There’s speculation around Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, and we took a detour through Angelina Jolie’s trampoline room and Kris Jenner’s $250K facelift.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back and firing with hot takes and questionable facts. Mario and Peach are not dating (awkies), Elon’s Tesla Diner is falling apart and apparently being bilingual makes you richer, smarter and hotter. We also found out millennials are officially the drunkest generation (cheers to that), Gen Z are sipping soda, and yes, there’s a real fish called an Assfish.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.