Kate, Tim & Marty

....on our socials of course! Gina Liano popped up telling someone to “please stop talking,” while Monica Lewinsky actually liked one of our reels (and Tim confessed he had her on his year 12 diary!).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked things off with Blackers traumatising his kids by showing them Mrs Doubtfire, only to realise it’s less about laughs and more about divorce. From there, the chat moved to kids’ sport, with Blackers proudly bragging about his son’s three trophies and a medal, including the all-important “player’s player.” Joel shared memories of pennants tennis with his mum heckling from the sidelines, while Ricki reminded us of her saxophone and netball days. Then we landed on a mum who stormed the ice at her son’s hockey match in full Birkenstocks to scream at the ref. Listeners chimed in too... Claire smashed out every netball position in one game, and nine-year-old Thomas told us how parents took “parents vs kids” way too seriously, bowling over five-year-olds like a demolition derby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex Warren hit the stage in Sydney but got totally thrown when the crowd shouted “hip hip hooray” after singing happy birthday to his guitarist — turns out Aussies have their own party rules. The world is buzzing over Taylor Swift and Travis’ engagement, with the New Zealand PM even trying to lure the wedding across the ditch, plus the couple’s first public appearance was at an NFL game featuring Melbourne’s own Archie Wilson. Things got serious for Hughesy after the AFL Legends match when he was rushed to hospital with broken ribs and a punctured lung. In the Glossys, Ellen DeGeneres is facing yet another workplace bullying claim. We also found out when’s the “best time” to do it depending on your age, and wrapped things up by sharing the lessons you never forget — from Wicked cast members busting out full routines on cruise ships to Joel reliving his glory days as a ball boy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The AFL’s Legends charity match at Marvel Stadium turned serious when Hughesy copped a massive hit from former West Coast Eagle Andrew Embley. He was rushed to hospital by his wife at 5am with five broken ribs and a punctured lung, landing him in intensive care. Blackers revealed he still hasn’t heard back from Hughesy’s texts, which he says is very unusual — and a bit worrying. What was meant to be a fun night of footy ended up with one of comedy’s biggest names on the sidelines.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex Warren had a very Aussie culture shock on stage in Sydney when fans sang Happy Birthday to his guitarist Ryan. Just as the candles blew out, the whole crowd belted “Hip Hip Hooray” — and Alex was completely baffled. He admitted it felt like everyone was in on a secret tradition that no one told him about. The moment had fans cracking up, and Alex’s reaction was just as good as the show itself at the sold-out Hordern Pavilion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel has finally discovered Kill Bill and he’s completely obsessed we’re all very proud of him for catching up to 2003. We meet a guinea pig who’s living more luxuriously than most of us, and McDonald’s reckons working under the golden arches actually makes Aussies more employable. Ellen DeGeneres is copping fresh claims from a former cameraman about her jealousy over Portia, while Mark Zuckerberg is driving his neighbours nuts with constant construction but tried to fix it by giving them noise-cancelling headphones. And Keli Holiday dropped in for Quick Draw — and even gave Abbie Chatfield a big dose of love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keli Holiday dropped by for Quick Draw and things got lively fast. He chatted about life, music, and being on Spicks and Specks with Abbie Chatfield, with the team gushing over how smitten the pair looked. Between edging jokes, shadowbanned photos, and even chat about real-life orgasms in his music, Kelly kept everyone laughing. The Quick Draw battle was tight, but Ricki Lee showed no mercy — while Joel made sure Abbie still got a shoutout in the chaos.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steve Carell and John Krasinski surprised the cast of The Paper, the new spin-off of The Office, and everyone lost it. Meanwhile, J.Lo’s old co-star summed her up in one brutal word: “nightmare.” Ouch. Ellen DeGeneres is copping fresh claims from a former cameraman who reckons she hated male staff who got too close to Portia. And poor Anne Hathaway took a tumble on the Devil Wears Prada set when her Valentino heel snapped mid-scene.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Benson Boone’s peen-shaped stage, guinea pig heart attacks, and a rodent called Randy who snuck into a female-only enclosure and impregnated all 100 of them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record:   Tim and Joe discuss the biggest news story in the world....Travis and Taylor engaged! Plus!! Tim also asks Joe about the expulsion of the Iranian ambassador after some shocking allegations surfaced against Iran. LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor and Travis’ engagement has the world spiralling and even Donald Trump’s piping up about it, which sent the team into fits. Joel brought science to the table with a study claiming stomach sleepers have the craziest dreams. In the Glossys, poor Meghan Markle dropped her new season the same day Taylor Swift’s engagement news broke, which is just brutal timing. We also played the Age Game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You best believe Ricki didn't rip into Albo for this message. It was lovely.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team dove headfirst into the news of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, dissecting everything from her sold-out Ralph Lauren dress to that monster $1.5 million ring. Tim reckons the “three months’ salary” rule doesn’t quite apply when you’re a millionaire NFL star. Ricky shared what it was like breaking the news to the biggest Swiftie she knows — and how it nearly caused a domestic crisis. Even Donald Trump weighed in with his two cents, despite recently calling Taylor a loser. It’s safe to say this engagement has everyone, from Swifties to presidents, losing their minds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we inspected Nick Jonas’ nipples and honestly we’re still not sure if they’re real or plastic. KFC paid tribute to their longest running staffer after her passing and the Colonel would definitely approve. We revisited what went into our school lunchboxes, from hard boiled eggs to choc chip cookies. Sting’s old Police bandmates are taking him to court over Every Breath You Take, which is a bit awkward for a wedding song. In the Glossys, Snoop Dogg’s copping it for slamming Lightyear and we wrapped it all up with the Alabama governor belting out one of the biggest burps ever heard in politics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And... Sting’s in trouble with the old band! His former Police bandmates, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers, are suing him for royalties and songwriting credits on Every Breath You Take — the stalker anthem that’s weirdly become a wedding fave. The beef isn’t new though… these guys have hated each other for decades. Flea even revealed that Stewart used to write “F*** off, you sting” on his drum toms just to bash out his rage. There’s even an urban legend that Phil Collins once had to fill in on drums after Sting and Stewart blew up backstage. Rock’n’roll, baby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got stuck into the wild world of school lunches from Blackers’ impressive Bento box spreads to Ricki hustling for pie money and Joel’s hard boiled egg trauma. Then we uncovered the influencer who’s sending his kid to school with caviar, octopus and filet mignon like it’s fine dining recess. Callers joined in with their own iconic lunch orders, from naked sausage rolls to bougie truffle sandwiches.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A vegan firefighter’s first day on the job goes up in flames… literally, with 20,000 kilos of ribeye steak on fire. We dive into the mailbag to see if the people agree with Tim’s very controversial “no chicken for dinner” rule. Ricki gives us another round of Trump… but he’s gay, and this time he’s showing off in shorts. In the Glossy’s Harry Styles is holding hands with Zoe Kravitz, Dua Lipa’s birthday cakes trigger Tim, and there’s a cautionary tale about breaking your bloke bit. Plus, one woman has fully committed to the Titanic life by redecorating her entire apartment to match the doomed ship.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A spine surgeon has revealed the three “moves” most likely to snap ya bloke bit — and the stats are brutal. Doggy leads the way with a whopping 43% of breaks, missionary isn’t far behind at 40%, and women-on-top comes in at 12%. Basically, the bedroom Olympics could end with a trip to the ER if you’re not careful.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you’re the only vegan firefighter in town… and your very first job is saving 20,000 kilos of burning ribeye. Talk about being thrown straight into the BBQ!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Golf balls rolling themselves in, petty ways to drive your partner mad, and a cruise ship chicken tender brawl that’ll go down in buffet history. Plus, we dig into the world’s strangest side hustles, from pro cuddlers to pet food tasters. In the Glossy’s, Lil Nas X has a wild night in cowboy boots, Taylor Swift teases more “Showgirl” sparkle, Travis and Patrick are opening a steakhouse, and Britney’s back with a new accent on a boat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.