Lynch And Taco

Researchers in Finland (population 5.6 million) claim that there's BILLIONS more people on earth than the official 8.2 billion UN estimate, Gene Simmons cancels solo tour dates with rumors of poor ticket sales...then KISS announces first live show since retiring from touring, Australian 'science nerd' may face jail for importing plutonium in bid to collect all elements of periodic table...and this would be 'headline of the week' contender #2