Woke With Kids

We took 3 short weeks off and damn near the whole world is going bananas. America is pulling out of wars faster than a pimple faced prom date and Putin couldn't be happier to see Afghanistan claim another super-power. At this, Mad Dog Jim Mattis snaps and writes Trump a very mean break-up letter earning him an early dismissal and leaving no adults left in the room. Did I mention there's a government shut down too? Or that the Mueller case is locking up thugs faster than the third act of a Scorsese film? This is America. Don't catch you slipping up. Nevertheless, there are bright spots on the justice front. If you squint you can almost see the silver lining in a new criminal justice reform bill adequately titled "First Step." Sounds like it may ease trumped up crack charges and increase earned "good time" for federal prisoners. Like it says, it's a "first step." But more than anything, there's one burning question we want the answer to: who is the King of R&B and what is a Jaquis? It's time to opine.