Life In The Can

Spelling the site domainMarried to a celebrityThe closer you get to celebritydomThe closer you get to dumpsterdomYou "Million Dollar" race hat from the horse trackThe swag t-shirtYou dumpster times are gainingWearing someone else's pantsMy China business will crushI am so excited for The Great American Yard SaleIt is the time I live forIt's my Super BowlOn my way to fame and fortune, but I want to camp out at the saleThat makes no senseThe person first in line get's to be in the newspaperSure, make sure to wear your spanksChina is heavy and fragileI can't move quickly with itYou should hire some mercenariesPeople that humped through junglesMaybe get a donkeyWaiting outside a recruiting officeHow about one night son?Whatever kind of weather we'll face it togetherOne mission, son . . . make me moneyI don't need someone who'll take up a lot of my tentFinding a tic free tentI won't sleepYou are risking your lifeMy industry is no different than any other on the planetWhy aren't you working a real job?Devoting time