Life In The Can

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Life in the CanEpisode: 6 Length: 32:42 Size: 22.5mb Format: mp3We've got 3 segments for you this week:Home PedicureShark StuffGoodwill

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Spelling the site domainMarried to a celebrityThe closer you get to celebritydomThe closer you get to dumpsterdomYou "Million Dollar" race hat from the horse trackThe swag t-shirtYou dumpster times are gainingWearing someone else's pantsMy China business will crushI am so excited for The Great American Yard SaleIt is the time I live forIt's my Super BowlOn my way to fame and fortune, but I want to camp out at the saleThat makes no senseThe person first in line get's to be in the newspaperSure, make sure to wear your spanksChina is heavy and fragileI can't move quickly with itYou should hire some mercenariesPeople that humped through junglesMaybe get a donkeyWaiting outside a recruiting officeHow about one night son?Whatever kind of weather we'll face it togetherOne mission, son . . . make me moneyI don't need someone who'll take up a lot of my tentFinding a tic free tentI won't sleepYou are risking your lifeMy industry is no different than any other on the planetWhy aren't you working a real job?Devoting time

You can't work that hard on something and not tell peopleSomething has been plugging me, KrisPlugging you?Plaguing!You should clean up that diphthongIt is the guy, that scary guyThe one driving the Monte CarloThese haunt your dreams don't they?How did you end up with a Monte Carlo Kris? It all began like thisI watched my old man slink into the Monte CarloAs I stood behind the screen door in my undwear at 7Painting it and redoing the entire carThe get it on mobileThe National is a version of itHow did you come about this car?I was given the carWhat allure does having a car in your name?The benefit is many foldHave the proper righteousnessTwo for Tuesday running hotLed Zeppelin crankingHis neck is going to be coldHow am I supposed to remove this grass in the wheel wellOh look, there's glazed donuts on the seatsThat's disturbingIt was in their nameThey had taken away my sex mobileGuidelines on how to be a man

We've got 4 segments for you this week:Glazed DonutsPicking MercenariesPork BoilThe Jam

This is C which means it's a FridayListen to you Mr BYou did the nerd voiceTake what you want and enjoyNo child wants to be spoken to you like thisI will leave no child behindComedy FailYeah, I messed it upYou could have nailed itI was flowing but the red light came onRed light meaning?Get off stage!I ran off before I finished the jokeThey are my frienemiesYou had frienemies Mr BSure the girls from other small townsI drove my red Monte CarloRed vinyl seatsRed dashI should have named it passionTaking them to talk in the countryYellow and blue makes me and youSkanks do not count as frienemiesFrienemies are the girls you take to the county fairDrumsticks for Christmas