Just Calm Down

It's Memorial Day and being pro-war is still not the same as patriotism. Federal judges confirm that Ohio's Republican leaders are dirty cheaters. The Democratic establishment attempts to distance itself from the socialism bogeyman. And Elizabeth Warren demonstrates how to easily win over rural Trump voters (and it doesn't even involve "reaching across the aisle", moving to the center or being openly racist). Plus: Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders – say his name three times into your bathroom mirror and he appears to ask for a donation of $26!  Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com