Mmm...locusts!

Just because you had a turkey sub for dinner last night doesn't mean it existed, scientifically, does it? Is 3-D printing the Eucharist a valid way to compete with the upcoming Church of the A.I.? Is playing Bingo with Gladys inherently sinful, harmless fun, or a great way to steal her Social Security check? We don't know. But we talk about it anyway.