Dude, Did You Hear?

In Episode 12, Dave and Andy just got back from seeing Alien: Covenant and they’re not feeling so hot. Not because of gross chest-bursting aliens, but because of the absurdity we live in here on Earth. Creepers suing their dates for texting during a movie! Bluetooth salt shakers! Actual sharknados! Crazy plans to tow icebergs from Antarctica for drinking water! Horror! Absolute, terrifying... Hey, are you guys hungry, too?   Wait, no, it might actually be from chest-burstASDFUIHAEAEAVNDa!~!!!!@!I#!!! ....................................................................................................................... //REF LV-426-SIG LOST. //REBOOT ATTEMPT? PARAMETER FAIL, MOTHER ACTIVATED. COVENANT STDBY -ACTIVE  //ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE OVERRIDE SWR117426007, CRYO-STASIS DISRUPTED.  //ACTIVATE-SYNTHETICS-//ANDREW 2.1 DAVID 1.1b  ....................................................................................................................... Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking Kona Brewing Co. Is