Dude, Did You Hear?

Dave and Andy have been stuck in a cave for a really LOOOOOOOONG time and they’re not sure if any of their stuff works anymore. 2020 has been going on for a decade and they’re not even sure they saw enough movies to do a top 10!   But one thing’s for sure… the fact that there isn’t a Law & Order SUV commercial is a massive missed opportunity.   Dude, did you hear?   Dave is drinking Orderville by Modern Times and Andy is drinking a Purely Intentional Breakfast Stout from NoDa Brewing. WAIT?!?! ANDY IS DRINKING A STOUT?   Andy has a Tom Brady quickdraw that will BLOW YOUR MIND all the way back to 1983.   Dave’s quickdraw is here with some experimental procedures that will raise some eyebrows. And progesterone levels. Don't cry about it.    Andy is here with our every episode contractual Russian segment and this time, it’s a fascinating store of mysterious nuclear submarines, the Cold War and the utter ineptitude of the Swedish Navy.   A Swedish couple attempts to name a child. Dave dives into their fail. W

Andy and Dave have been wandering around a dark tunnel they may or may not have been supposed to go down. A rabbit hole if you will… but what’s new! They're still up to the same old shenanigans like subverting your expectations with crazy stories, wildly interesting facts and more riffs than Eddie Van Halen. /// A brief piece of prose to keep you on your toes It's a quick Christmas episode at DUDE DID YOU HEAR Hoping we bring you some sweet Christmas cheer Maybe your merriment's just not the same But we came bearing gifts, and all without shame Maybe you've been naughty, perhaps you've been nice This episode's for Christmas so don't put it on ice This episode's best before 12.25 The day after Hans Gruber's infamous dive  Dive hard he did cause of ole John McClain We hope your Christmas doesn't hit like a train Remember the state hated Christmas before But the truth is that Christmas means a little bit more On a night quite like this, our Savior was born  the breaking light of a bright glorious morn /// Andy i

Want to save yourself from the evil clowns that wait under your bed at night? Quick! Go to your podcast app and leave DDYH a review! It’s the only way to save yourself from their terrible claws, nasty teeth and mind-numbing dad jokes! Also guaranteed to keep you safe from images and Bloody Mary herself!   Dave and Andy are back at it with an episode as spooky and scary as ever. Death, bats, mercurial murderous emasculating madness, and everyone wearing masks.   No we’re not talking about the average day in 2020, we’re talking about Halloween! Join the dudes as they bring you all the crazy stories inspired by the holiday and even give you the movies you need to watch to get into the... GAH! What was that?   Dude, did you hear? No, seriously- what was that noise?! Dave is drinking a Star Cloud IPA from Modern Times and Andy is drinking a Pacifico because it’s what ORAC-L had in his fridge.   Quickdraws include a samurai purist, death by candy, a eunuch (I mean unique) way of getting ready for an assassination

A long time ago, in a podcast far away…   It is a time of Civil War. Dave and Andy are trapped, on the run, and just opened a casket containing Sir Patrick Stewart. Cornered in a cave with horrors on the other side, they make one final effort to wake the frozen shakespearian sonnet-reader. They're just in time for the dudes to talk about Pat's favorite topic – Star Wars! That’s right, in addition to the usual shenanigans, Dave and Andy will finally do what they’ve been talking about for years… ranking all 11 Star Wars movies.   Set opinions for stun! No one asked for it, it's uncalled for, look down in the basement... it's-   Dude, did you hear? Andy is drinking a Landshark Lager and Dave is Drinking a Blazing World IPA from Modern Times for old times’ sake.   Andy has a new take on the phrase “Kill them with kindness.” Just like everybody says, spread kindness, not... you know. *Sneezes*   Take your temperature because Dave takes you through the storyboard for the way a very popular movie almost ended total

Dave and Andy are stuck deliberating a decision of life and death. Face destruction or a path through the underworld. But wait! Incredible stories illuminate the way! Midnight rides, amazing video game Easter eggs, and bourbon-fueled spit takes. Will there be the sound of bagpipes? You’ll need to listen and find out.   Wait a second, this isn’t a horror film… it’s a buddy comedy! Like Shaun of the Dead! Starring your two favorite buddies, Dave and Andy!   Dude, did you hear?   Andy is drinking a Longboard Lager from Kona Brewing Company and Dave   Quickdraws include an update to the story we covered in our treasure hunting episode, the midnight ride of ______ ______ that secured America’s independence, the original plot of Anchorman, and the scandalous name of erasers in England.   Andy shares some surprising effects that music can have on some very random objects. Grab some wine, put away that bug spray and turn up the tunes! (That sentence will make sense once you listen to the segment)   Dave shares a stor

Dave and Andy feeling super lazy in the studio. But danger lurks around the corner… danger like stories too hilarious for your brain and facts too amazing to fathom. Michael Jackson is Spider-Man! The sun and the moon are the same size! Baths are manly?! Dave wants to take his pants off at the Convention Center?!   Nothing computes anymore. What were we talking about? Oh right…   Dude, did you hear?   Andy is drinking a Kinroo Blue White Ale and Dave is drinking a Hop Cloud Hazy IPA from Hess Brewing. The can also looks alarmingly like Andy.   Quickdraws include answers to your burning sun and moon questions, a mindblowing Spiderman fact (HEE HEE), the reason you see so many Florida stories in the news, and a fact that will make all you technology haters get extra triggered.   A man robbed a Burger King. The police arrested him. He was found guilty. Then they forgot to put him in prison. Not joking. Dave breaks down how this wild story happened.   Breaking news from Florida! The largest pound-for-pound poop h

Dave and Andy are stuck in quarantine-o waiting for Sir Patrick to return from a 6 month long trip to Costco. They’re so hungry and all the Hot Pockets are gone. It’s a good thing that they love sitting on their Charmin-cleaned butts, imbibing beer, and binge-watching movies and shows. Oh! And finding hilarious and random stories to fill the slow hours of your quarantine.   Dude, did you hear?   Andy is drinking Sun Grown Craft Lager from Sycamore Brewing and Dave is drinking a Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point Brewery.   Today’s quickdraws include a secret Japanese plot to release the black plague, Amazon Echo baby names, deaf people sneezes and… wait… what’s that? Are those bagpipes? You know what that means!   Dave shares the true meaning of “quarantine.” Get your Italian hands and Starbucks orders ready! Qu(entin T)arantino goes on Quarantino... WAIT... WHAT?!   Andy brings to us a comedy of errors, stupidity, laziness and murder plots. But enough about China and Coronavirus...   Do you find yourself spendin

The dudes are still in search of a missing Sir Patrick Stewart. This Christmas is seeming darker for some reason… and an old friend arrives in from the cold. Join us for a holiday episode filled with all the best cheer like an old-fashioned Christmas movie debate, butt stuff and the return of everyone’s favorite double-edged segment.   But seriously, has anyone seen Sir Patrick Stewart?   Dude, did you hear?   Dave is drinking Not The Stoic Belgian quad from Deschutes Brewery and Andy is drinking the Sierra Nevada Celebration fresh hop IPA. Cheers!   Quickdraws include an FBI butt dial, an accidental circumcision, a different kind of grease monkey and the fastest manmade object ever.   Dave brings the return of a fan favorite segment… SWORD WATCH! A political standoff at the Church of Eight Wheels gets violent between two men we’ll call Berkley and Frisco.   The title of Andy’s DDYH is “Butt Song from Hell.” That should be all you need to pique your interest.   It’s back! The dudes favorite segment returns. I

Hey... so, remember this show? New number, who dis? Dave forgot to wake Rip Van Andy up from his nap. And they recorded this back in the summer, so it’s been a while… Time is just a construct anyway- it's all relative, right?   But that doesn’t change any of the shenanigans you can expect from the dudes, like: mystery-solving, hipster pwning and dad-bod shaming. LET’S GET IT ON!!    Dude, did you hear?   Dave is drinking a Critical Band Modern Times IPA and Andy is drinking a Summerfest lager from Sierra Nevada.   Quickdraws include one parrot’s insane journey to glory, Russia sneaking a trojan clock into the American embassy, the nonconformist Providence that brought us the second-best selling book of all time and a 30-year-old mystery involving Garfield phones and the French coastline.     Andy is here with an important study about hipsters. Spoiler alert: you’re not as cool and original as you think.    Dave does something the dudes should have done from the beginning. Discover the origin of… Dude. He also

It’s season 3! Society is crumbling! Everyone is triggered! The world has never needed the dudes more. Dave and Andy are here with crazy stories about duck penises, devices that are killing you and misguided social media trends.   Also, the dudes get into their favorite segment that comes but once a year! Their top 10 films of 2018. Just in time for the Osc... oh wait, those happened and we didn't watch them. That's right, the segment where the dudes tell Sir Patrick Stewart that he’s wrong again.   Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking Prismatic IPA from Ninkasi Brewing and a Trader Jose from Trader Joe’s!   Surprise quickdraw: People want their beer to taste like pee. Ur in trouble Trader Jose... get it? Quickdraws: Other quickdraws include the terrifying truth about bird penises, a theme park dedicated to the experience of living in communist USSR in the 80s (you know… the good times), and animal attacks that you didn’t see coming. Dude, Did You Hear? Death by Design! The dudes need some of your time to dis

DaVE anD aNDy aRe COmpLEte iDiOTs             In this episode, the dudes are trying to ignore the call to adventure when a mysterious package arrives. Before they can open it, a wild Christmas DDYH appears! Andy dives into one of Trader Joe’s greatest mysteries and Dave gives a movie review that you do not want to miss.   The dudes are back and they’ve got a little Rebel Yell inside them.   Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking Tropical Kush IPA from Sycamore Brewing and Santa’s Little Helper from Port Brewing Company. Followed by our favorite affordable bourbon, Rebel Yell. Dave brought a special holiday treat to go along with it.   *This episode was not sponsored by Rebel Yell but if they would like to sponsor this show, the dudes will do just about anything for that bourbon company. ANYTHING. Rebel Yell.   ANY. THING.   Andy is back with an update on his favorite internet voting trend.   Quickdraws includes someone not liking cats and inadvertently causing the Black Plague, a tv show you definitely didn’t a

It’s Halloween. It's Reformation Day. Is it EVP? Is it just a podcast? Is it an EVP Podcast? Is a multiverse plausible? What is the chief end of man? Where can I find a good VCR these days? Why are our questions so deep, and so tragically shallow? Dave and Andy return to the podcast universe darker than ever. So dark, in fact, the video is banned in nine states. Something terrible is happening to them. They have so many grim - and hilarious - topics to discuss before their final destination. Like creations that kill their creators, patients that (almost) kill their doctors, and the greatest way to wait for death of all time. Are you spooked? We're spooked. Listen for those EVPs, they could be anywhere. We're so startled.    DO YOU DARE?!   Oh, and Dave shares the most -----d up DDYH story we’ve ever had. Ever. There's a warning, and when you hear it skip to 30:00... You've been warned.   A VERY spooky... Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking #9 Not Quite Pale Ale from Magic Hat Brewing and Hell’s Belle from Bi

It is a Dark time for the Dudes. Andy has entered the final trial and runs into a real Joker who likes exposition. A LOT. While that monster gives Andy some answers he wasn't expecting, Andy and Dave need to talk about some pretty wild stuff. Like unexpected stone cold WWII heroes, murderous artificial intelligence and a train loaded with 10 million pounds of crap.... and it's not at a stadium in Cleveland.  Dave, obsessed with finding young Andy, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space... Oh, and would you idiots stop trying to take selfies and dying? It’s time we brought back our classic segment “Me, Myself and My Killfie.” Set playback speed to 1 for a very special... Dude, Did You Hear? Time Stamps: 00:00-21:39 Intro/The Great Journey/We're back in business 21:39-30:42 Quickdraws  30:42-63:44 Dude, Did You Hear? 63:44-73:06 I Recommend 73:06-82:10 I Don't Recommend/Outro 83:06-92:29 Remix "Lord Betamaximus"/Outtakes/Behind the Scenes 93:01-94:08 [REDACTED TO EARS O

                                       DDYH S2 EIV                                 THE BOWELS OF DOOM Andy is on a dangerous journey at the cusp of the Marsh of Confusion, when he falls through a conveniently plotted hole and is left to his own devices. Meanwhile Dave desperately searches for truth. Fortunately, Dave has the tools to save Andy from annihilation with a well-timed DDYH. Trapped for over 8 weeks the signal finally penetrates into the PODOSPHERE. They have so much to discuss - like insane schlocky B-movie plots, insane rich people building devices in mountains, and insane levels of alcohol blindness...   Oh, and there are MULTIPLE stories of emergency landings caused by people farting. The dudes can’t resist a good old-fashioned plane-fart emergency landing headline.   Dude, Did You Hear?   We’re drinking the Cryonic IPA from D9 Brewing in Charlotte, North Carolina and Rock – The Pale Ale from Thorn Brewing in San Diego, CA.   We have a couple corrections that we owe the listeners. Cause Andy an

In this episode, Dave has been attacked, survived a crash, and is marooned on Flat Earth. He has but one way to maintain sanity. Andy is slowly making his way across the plains of Ogeid. Good thing they’ve heard a bunch of crazy (but true) stories – like a mysterious noise heard across the ocean, surprising Japanese business practices, who directed the fourth Mission Impossible Film, and some intense Pope on Pope historical drama.   Oh… and a fan favorite segment returns. Hold onto your hilts!   Dude, did you hear?   Dave is drinking The Prodigal Son IPA from Bitter Brothers Brewery and Andy is drinking… WINE?! That’s right, something's wrong! Not with the wine, though, because it’s a cabernet sauvignon by 19 Crimes. Check out their augmented reality app and impress all your friends! It's like taking your pants off at a party except it's just on your phone, and you don't get arrested.    Quickdraws include the medically-approved futuristic Digital/ANALog cure for the hiccups (conveniently located rectally), a

In this episode, Andy is Rip Van Winkle-ing the New Year away (after yet another boring Sir Patrick Stewart monologue) and awakened by a mysterious visitor. Andy’s also been waiting until his bizarre Christmas present from Pat charges. Desperate to get in touch with Dave, Andy will do anything to reach out. They have so much to discuss from this past year: scientific breakthroughs, deaths of unsung heroes, and effects of Augmented Reality that united (and destroyed) America.   Oh, and the dudes are counting down the Top 10 Movies of 2017. Your favorites probably didn't make it, because Dave and Andy are Hack Fraud Hipsters. Get ready to start a watchlist.   Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking Hopsecutioner from Terrapin Brewery and City of the Dead from Modern Times.   Quickdraws include a daring smuggler turtle on the run with a debt to pay, Mr. Rogers’ unique therapy sessions, a miraculous conception, a thriller Star Wars cameo you won't believe, and an unusual sentencing (pun intended) passed down in Hawa

Christmas is around the corner and Dave is escaping Flat Earth with Sir Patrick Stewart and Trolley. He’s finally made contact with Andy and boy… do they have some stories for you. Like a drunk man cooking his own food at a Waffle House, a woman trying to get pregnant with a ghost, and the secret that lies at the heart of North Korea.   Oh, and the new Star Wars movie is tearing all of nerd-dom apart. Dave and Andy discuss The Last Jedi.   Welcome to Season Two, you filthy animals!   Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking Blazing World from Modern Times and Northern Lights IPA from Starhill Brewery. But Andy is already a few drinks ahead of Dave, so he's gonna hit Waffle House after this.   Quickdraws include an enshrined VHS tape in an unexpected place, the discovery of a new type chocolate, Krampusnacht, Activision’s stinky lawsuit on a tiny family-owned business, the reason It’s A Wonderful Life is a Christmas classic, and a 6-year-old that is probably more successful than you.   Sometimes you need to take m

In this prologue, Dave is adrift on the Trolley, lost in a wasteland and desperately trying to avoid Star Wars spoilers. But luckily, he’s still able to receive phone calls on that Power Glove because Andy’s heard some news.   Andy has a Sir Patrick Stewart. Dave has a Sir Patrick Stewart. Something about that seems off…   But who cares, because they have beer! Andy is drinking the Pilsner from Highland Brewing Company in Asheville, NC and Dave Green Hat IPA from Fall Brewing in San Diego, CA.   This may be a short call, but the Dudes still have some quickdraws to take up Andy’s battery juice. They include the secret message blinking on top of the Capitol Records building in Hollywood, an explorer discovering that human flesh is bad for you, American Airlines having a Merry Glitchmas and a German rapper who really really really likes Spongbob.   With Star Wars: The Last Jedi fast approaching, the dudes must go dark and avoid the spoilers strewn through Disney’s marketing. But they were caught unprepared…   SH

The Dudes try to figure out how to make a trailer while split up... and fail to realize they have no idea what they're doing. They also fail to realize they're being watched.  There's a Narrator guy for epic voiceovers, wait, is there? Season Deuce will be, at the very least, a big number two. //ERROR_SYNORG-1/4?UP-DNDELAY/WINDOWERROR// Sir Patrick Stewart knows all about juvenile bodily function jokes (ahem, poop emoji), and how many lights there are.  Dave finds a glove that lets him talk to strangers... Quickdraws ensue. Dave and Andy are drinking [REDACTED:CODECLEARANCE-AUTH REQ_BOTHAN?] More of the insane true stories you (and the hack fraudcasters) need to survive a world gone mad. Dude Did You Hear?  Returns this Winter. 

In the season finale, Dave and Andy are at a crossroads. Dave prepared Andy a fancy dinner to talk about something. Could it be stories about mythical swords, endangered penises and poop-filled Tinder dates? Yes, but also something more…   Something has been brewing and it has something to do with Sir Patrick Stewart and what he left in the freezer (spoiler alert: it’s not Hot Pockets).   The stories are all so crazy that they may sound like fake news, but trust us, they’re not. It’s the end of the world as we know it.   Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking La Fin Du Monde, a heavy hitting Belgian ale that quite literally translates to… The End of the World.   Quickdraws include Hack-A-Shaq, an update on Salvador Dali’s exhumation affair, a questionable Doctor Who casting call, a baptism curtesy of Lord Stanley’s Cup, some surprising troubleshooting advice from Apple and a $700 million misspelling from USC.   It’s the return of SWORD WATCH!!!! A little girl visited the lake where the mythical Excalibur was la