Dude, Did You Hear?

On this LITE episode, [RADINT DETECTED-CONT?] the dudes head back from the future and head to the past for some crazy tales about the Wild West. Better grab a seat at the local saloon for this one, cause Dave and Andy are about to fill you up with facts faster than the spitoon at the local saloon. Wait a second... didn't we just come out with a LITE episode? Make sure you listen for a special announcement from the dudes that will explain things.sgniht nialpxe Oh... and make sure your phones are on silent... Dave.   Dude, did you hear?   The Wild Wild West is a steampunk film vision of the neb-futuristic vision of the pas... wait sorry.   The Wild Wild West, James West Taming the Wes.. oops, wrong thing. Damn it, Will Smith!   We're drinking Coors Light cause an honest-to-God cowboy, Sam Elliot, stopped by and dropped some off. Gotta have a silver bullet for our six shooters.   Quickdraws include John Wayne's shocking cameo (we didn't believe it either!), the truth behind sunburns, Michael Bay: An Actor's

Do you like science fiction? Well, get ready for science FACT! In this LITE episode, Dave takes Andy through several realities that sound dreamed up by Issac Asimov or Philip K Dick.   Maybe it’s true, Maybe it's mostly true, or maybe, just maybe- it's Maybelline.    Dude_Did You Hear_   We’re drinking Michelob (Age of) Ultra. Fun beer fact: Australia used to measure the length of drives in beers. Kind of like the Kessel Run and parsecs. Put that in your YT-1300 freighter and smoke it.   Quickdraws include jamboys, drunk goldfish, a woman who was frozen solid for 6 hours and lived, a new position at NASA to defend Earth from Space Invaders, and speaking of defenses- Christopher Columbus making the moon disappear.   Fact or fiction? Robots that survive by consuming biological material (aka, potentially humans), cryo or hypersleep, space stations equipped with lasers that can destroy things, and the resurrection of extinct species.   Spoiler alert: THEY’RE ALL FACT. Join us to hear Dave blow our minds.   TOP 5!

In Episode 16, Sir Patrick Stewart is nowhere to be found and things are starting to seem really off. It’s probably all the crazy things the dudes have heard lately. Like mall security robots killing themselves, crack-fueled binges leading to million-dollar genius, and bloodthirsty squirrels terrorizing children in New York.   Or maybe, just maybe, there’s more to this podcast than Dave[(FLESH and Andy[SLAVES)_//] realize   Dude, did[4r3] you hear? REF-CIRC-BroKEN   We’re drinking New Belgium's Whiz-Bang Hoppy Blonde Ale and Ballast Point’s Commodore Stout.   Quickdraws include updates on previous stories from Andy, the first Presidential assassination attempt, Twitter’s more than lackluster growth, a surprising fact about the movie “Psycho,” the exhumed moustache of Salvador Dali, and a major crisis in China.   Artificial intelligence is out of control and scary, and just fed up. But never fear, Andy is here with good news. Robots get tired of living too. Also, Dave shares a story of a robot that survived on

In this DDYH LITE episode, the dudes put on their fedoras and grab their whips because this episode is all about treasure hunting. This isn’t some fake story the dudes cooked up. This is a real-life, honest-to-God treasure hunt that Andy has stumbled upon, and everyone is invited to join us.   WE’RE GOING TO STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! No, wait… we’re actually going to go find $2 million in the Rocky Mountains. Then we can have some delicious Rocky Mountain Oysters!    Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking Bud Light Platinum – the only light beer that has actual precious metals in it. _//NOTWHATYOUTHOUGHTITWASAHAHA595   Quickdraws include Thomas Jefferson’s insane pet, a Chinese solar farm that is way too cute, Snapple’s throne of lies, a new emoji from Netflix and an accidental murder on YouTube.   The main story for this episode comes from Andy, who stumbled upon a real-life ongoing treasure hunt. Forrest Fenn (as portrayed by John Boyega?), a treasure hunter from New Mexico who is now in poor hea

In Episode 15, Andy is feeling under the weather and Dave has a solution for him. The dudes have plenty of crazy things they’ve heard… like insane gaming streaks brought down by marriage, a monkey suit court case for the rights to a selfie, and the unexpected answer to the age-old question of “who is the guy inside the ATM that gives us our money?”   Oh, and SWORD WATCH 2017 is back in a big way. Monkey suit up! Hey, is it just us or is Sir Patrick Stewart starting to get a little too nosey? AN UNWELCOME GUEST GUEST GUES./   Dude, Dididid 41 you HERE?_//ERROR! A FRAUDCAST   We’re drinking Inner Geek Brown Ale from Blizzard Entertainment (yes, you read that right) and Duet IPA from Alpine Brewing.   Quickdraws include the new "fidget spinner” of China that is actually a dangerous weapon, Mike Tyson’s fake “Johnson,” a man’s chilling plan to keep his dead wife in a freezer for that sweet social security money so he could keep his account from being frozen, Japanese ninja repellant, snortable chocolate, and mus

THE RETRO-FUTURE IS HERE. IT'S 2007, AND THE FUTURE IS NOW. On this LITE episode, the dudes are in love with the 80s. And like that Pink Tux from that catchy Relient K song, this episode is littered with rad synth vibes.   Can you feel the presence? Something’s not ri-ri-ri-ri-right with Dave and A-a-a-a-a-andy. 404 404 404 Quick! Grab your pink tux and meet us on the pod!!   Dude, Did You Hear?   We’re drinking Miller Lite because there’s literally like 6 light beers to choose from and Miller Lite is awesome. STOP JUDGING US, HIPSTERS!!   Quick draws include the recipe for Nickelodeon slime, the lossless nature of vinyl, Sony’s dive back into the vinyl market, the identity of the sole owner of the Star Wars Holiday Special, the most average human on Earth, and the vegan that Dave loathes the most.   This episode is all about synthwave and its growing influence. Where did it come from (the 80s) and why is there a subculture so obsessed with it (because it’s pure ear candy that you don’t see coming until you’r

In episode 14, the dudes are picking up the pieces after Dave burned their studio down. Sir Patrick Stewart is still trying to "cook" Hot Pockets correctly and also seems to be up to something… Oh yeah, and there’s plenty of crazy stuff happening in the world that the dudes have heard recently. Crazy real-life serial killers, underground cockfighting rings, operating room fires started by farts, and Michael Phelps trying to out-swim a great white shark.   Oh and the guys might have just found the best movie of the year. Come hang out! Hey, by the way, do you know what SW storms are?   Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking a couple beers from Saint Archer Brewery – White Ale and Pale Ale (Those ales are just like Dave and Andy- pasty and tasty)   Quickdraws include China outlawing Andy’s seductive banana eating, another Boaty McBoatface update, special in-flight body bag service, a new record for the longest sniper shot, the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist, the most-interesting man in the world switching sides

Another mini-episode finds the dudes completely exposed to people exposed to exposure, outdoors. Andy has a DDYH Lite for all you people who like to leave your air-conditioned domiciles for no good reason. Something bizarre is going on, but Dave and Andy seem unfazed. They won’t go outside, but they’ll sure talk about it like they do.    Dude! D19 You Hear? LITE   Hold your fire, it’s Harambe’s LITE beer selection: This time it’s Ultra… Michelob Ultra. It comes with a six pack, a six pack of abs, that is.   Quickdraws include: Thanks to those dirty birds… Chlamydia goes airborne, literally. The sound of a volcano eruption lapped the world twice once. RIP19 Mike the Chicken, head and shoulders above the competition- well, at least shoulders. Some volcanos blow blue blasts. Some guy named Stetson went undercover for a very bizarre reason. Mosquitos aren’t just annoying, they’ve been stacking bodies for years. Their K/D ratio is out of control.   Speaking of K/D ratios, it’s time to get outside.      K2 kills cl

In Episode 13, Andy and Dave are testing out a new lighting solution in the studio as they prepare for whatever dangers (Star Wars spoilers) exist in the future. This was probably brought on by the unending tales of stupidity they found in preparation for this episode. A man calls 911 for a ride to Hooters. No one knows where chocolate milk comes from. Opium drug rings are run by idiots. And to top it all off, America doesn’t know how to spell.    Or maybe they’re just setting up ambient lighting for their bald, Shakespearean-trained, permanent studio guest…   “NOW THIS IS PODCASTING!”   Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking Conquista IPA from Coronado and Cigar City Brewing and Golden Helles Lager (aka Bucket Seat Blonde) from Garage Brewing Co. You know, right off the 15. ...Next to THE Shell station.   Quickdraws include a hot new Skittles flavor, an attempted murder of Johnny Cash, the six degrees of Shaquille O’Neil, phone throwing competitions, a T-Rex vs. Chickens fight, and the editor of 50 Shades of

In this mini-episode, the dudes are still wrapped up in alien thoughts after seeing Alien: Covenant. Dave takes Andy down a mysterious hatch with the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42... oh wait, nope, that's something else (and it's entirely meaningless). The dudes countdown their Top 5 movies where aliens are the bad guys.   Dude, did you hear? LITE    We’re drinking Miller Lite. Pay attention to the Code of Harambe!   Quickdraws include the last WWI veteran, a chimp host on the Today Show, the (actual) Dillinger Escape Plan, poor decision making by a former 00 agent, a Nazi pianist who played for his life (and lost), dive bombing poop birds and the Na’avii Language from Avatar. Dave is still feuding with James Cameron.   Alien mystery time! Or as we like to call it, BMTCBEADPMJPWS for short.   Dave breaks down two infamous unsolved mysteries: The Lead Masks Case and The Tunguska Event. Go empty your bladder, it's about to get spooky. This ain't none of that crappy pasta or whatever the damn fidget spinner kids call

In Episode 12, Dave and Andy just got back from seeing Alien: Covenant and they’re not feeling so hot. Not because of gross chest-bursting aliens, but because of the absurdity we live in here on Earth. Creepers suing their dates for texting during a movie! Bluetooth salt shakers! Actual sharknados! Crazy plans to tow icebergs from Antarctica for drinking water! Horror! Absolute, terrifying... Hey, are you guys hungry, too?   Wait, no, it might actually be from chest-burstASDFUIHAEAEAVNDa!~!!!!@!I#!!! ....................................................................................................................... //REF LV-426-SIG LOST. //REBOOT ATTEMPT? PARAMETER FAIL, MOTHER ACTIVATED. COVENANT STDBY -ACTIVE  //ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE OVERRIDE SWR117426007, CRYO-STASIS DISRUPTED.  //ACTIVATE-SYNTHETICS-//ANDREW 2.1 DAVID 1.1b  ....................................................................................................................... Dude, did you hear?   We’re drinking Kona Brewing Co. Is

In this edition of Dude, Did You Hear Lite... The dudes are taking a trip down memory lane, destination? Nostalgia.. Grab your Gushers, Pogs, light-up LA Gear, and Hit Clips for a stroll with us!   We’re throwing it back to the ol’ college dorm room days and drinking Natural Lite. It tastes just like your dorm room smelled, awful, just... let's move on.    We’ve got some quickdraws that involve Mel Blanc’s tombstone, Dutch prime ministerial cannibal cookout and Humpty Dumpty: Revelations.   Andy takes us down a nostalgic rabbit hole and answers the question we've all been asking. Why do we love the music from our teenage years? SCIENCE! That's right, the type of science you'd find in Dexter's Lab... if Dexter's Lab had a locked door and music your parents hated playing in it.   Andy and Dave count down their Top 5 movies from the 1990s. This was way harder than we thought it would be. But it'll never be as hard as ambimetic polyalloy.   Dave is back with another Would You Rather. This one makes Andy consider

In episode 11, Dave and Andy get a little toasty. This is what happens in a world where Kenny G is terrorizing the skies, mysterious radio signals blast out with unknown purpose and origin, people don't realize they've been shot for 5 years and an Australian man tries lassoing a shark while expecting to not have his leg bitten off. Or maybe it was the insanely strong beer…   Let’s hope this one goes better than a luxury island music festival for rich Instagram kids planned by Ja Rule and a 21 year old! We can’t imagine how that could possibly go south.   Dude, Did You Hear?   We’re celebrating our 11th episode with an 11th Anniversary Imperial IPA from Port Brewing. It was also 11% ABV. So obviously, the night ended with a walk to get a large fast food burger.   Quikdraws include a B- for the American flag, Ouija board trademarks, the privilege of being James Bond, an eagle attack during an air race, a new record for fastest perfect game bowling, North Korean spy techniques and Stalin’s past terrorizing the w

It’s time for Dude, Did You Hear - Lite! Our new mini episode specifically brewed to tide you over between main episodes (it keeps growing like Groot). All the same tasteless humor, with just half the calories!   This time, we’re riding the Silver Bullet, brewed in Golden, Colorado.    Andy has 3 quick facts. They involve a road in Japan, a stadium in Brazil and the mystery of the yellow light.   Dave has some quickdraws. They involve a Nazi jetpack and a boy named Sue.   That’s right, it’s back! The Most Interesting Dudes in the World, Vol. 2!   Audie Murphy was a real life Captain America who became the most decorated service member in American History after being turned away from enlistment several times for being underweight, underage, and sickly. He also became a moderately successful actor.   Sir Christopher Lee was easily the most metal old guy ever (and not because of hip replacement). Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dracula and some shady pseudo-commando fish stories.   John Singleton Mosby became the

Feeling like going the extra mile?  In episode ten, Dave and Andy are really feeling it. Maybe it’s because they drank the strongest coffee in the world and then recorded this. Or maybe it’s because they found a meth-addicted python and a shrimp that kills fish with sound. Or the fact that Pepsi used to have one of the strongest navies in the world. Or possibly it’s the crazy loophole that bars are exploiting in India… But it’s definitely not because of the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks! Join us won’t you? DAVE FORGOT THE BEER!!! Just kidding. We’re drinking the Shelby Cobra (Commander) Lager from Absolution Brewing and The Looker from Duckfoot Brewery. The Nigerian prince’s $43 million were found. Too bad no one replied to his email cries for help.  Dave shares the crowdfunded origin for the Space Shuttle names, the origin of neckties and the incredible fact that dogs poop facing a certain direction. Dude, Did You Hear? A python made the journey from innocent reptile, to cold-blooded meth addict and bac

In this mini-episode, Andy explores the epic origin story (that is in no way affiliated with The Marvel Universe or its trademarked subsidiaries) of Salt and Pepper and the guys hammer out a secret agent film fight. This time, we got help from the streets!  Dave discovered your iPhone recognizes whether your thumb is attached to a live person. Don't worry, he didn't test it himself. So if you die, don’t worry about people being able to unlock all your terrible selfies. You have more important things to worry about.  How did we end up with salt and pepper on every table? Chief Inspector Andy investigates this mystery. Spoiler Alert: He solves the case... and just in time, too! We cracked open the Who You Callin’ Wussie Pilsner in honor of Louis XIV, who is a “grade A” wussie. Grow a pair, Louis... never mind, you're dead.  Andy also shoots down some food myths with REAL RAPID FIRE ACTION! Take that, Messerschmitt... err, Croissants! FILM FIGHT! It’s a battle just recently declassified. Or one that James Bond l

In Episode 9, Dave and Andy get their chainsaws out and butcher every name that they come across. But that doesn’t get in the way of bringing you what you need to hear. Like grave-digging badgers, human head transplants or crazy Olympic stories you couldn’t even make up. Plus, the guys let their inner ten-year-olds out to play. Join us won’t you! There hasn’t been this much laughter on the podcast since at least DDYH Episode IV.     Right out of the gate, Dave ambushes Andy with a monstrous surprise. We’re drinking Hop Stoopid Imperial IPA from Lagunitas and Lifted Embargo IPA from Latitude 33! Quickdraws - Andy has an update on his favorite boat name and Dave discusses wig theft and planning ahead on a famous murder by getting a fancy gun.    Dude, Did You Hear?   Cow carcasses kept going missing in the desert. Turns out it was grave-digging badgers. Which will be the name of our heavy metal side project.  The world’s first head transplant is scheduled for December 2017. Seriously. This is not a sci-fi t

The dudes are back again with another edition of our mid-episode segment Dude, Did You Know!   For this episode, Dave brings to us Volume 1 of “The Most Interesting Dudes in the World” – Harrison Okene and Arnold Schwarzenegger. (And yes, Dave’s insanely good Arnold impression is back)  Also, Dave and Andy debut their first of many film fights – The Terminator vs. The Matrix! We’re drinking Ballast Point Even Keel Session IPA Before we get going on the meat of the episode, we learn where the common disclaimer for fictional depictions comes from. It has to deal with our old friend, the “mad monk” Rasputin…   Most Interesting Dudes in the World Vol. 1   A Nigerian man was trapped 90 feet underwater for an insanely long period of time in 2013 and should really be dead. But he’s not. So Dave takes this opportunity to educate us on the bends and martini’s law! Don't miss the video from the actual rescue!   Ever wonder how Arnold became Arnold? He snuck out of Austrian Army boot camp and won a junior bodybuildi

In episode 8, Dave and Andy find themselves pondering the ridiculousness of the world. Beer is made with poop water. Organized crime syndicates are stealing wine and cheese. NBA players think the Earth is flat, like an Oreo (ahem, Shaq). Did you hear you can find diamonds just by walking around a park in Arkansas? They did, and they may finally have snapped under the pressure of the maniacal madness of modern mankind!  Plus, Dave and Andy have plenty to say about the Power Rangers and whether they’d rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.  All this and more await you… It's MORPHIN' Time. Quickdraws:   We’re drinking Modern Times Fortunate Islands and Orderville. Dave heard about the Spanish words for people with bad teeth.    Dude, Did You Hear?   Andy feels like the name Boaty McBoatface is grossly misused. A tragedy that cuts deeper than any undersea trench.  IBM’s Watson AI became everything we hate about youtube comments within 10 minutes of being plugged into Urban Dictionary.  Stone

Dave and Andy are back with another edition of Dude, Did You Know, where we take the time to dive deep on a subject so that you can hopefully learn something rad!    In this edition, Andy brings to us Great Moments in American Beer History:   We break down the oldest active breweries in America that you probably know about. That’s right, the can in your hand probably has more history than you realize!   Beer has been part of the “New World” before America, from Native Americans to new settlers on the continent.    The first public brewery in America witnessed the birth of the first American child on its premises. That child grew up to be the first brewer born in America. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... because it's gonna be used in a hard cider.     The oldest tavern in America has a 2.5-star rating on Yelp and sounds like no fun at all. It's as much fun as the powdered wig parties it used to host.   Our founding fathers have long been interested in beer, from homebrewing to trying to install a Na