Dude, Did You Hear?

In Episode 7, Luke Skywalker has disappeared and the First Order has risen out of the dust of the Galactic Empire. What’s that? This isn’t Star Wars? This is Dude, Did You Hear? Oh, ok. In this episode, we discover we may be in a simulation, one made by crazy intelligent beings. A simulation with SWORD WATCH 2017 PT II! A simulated world where kids are finding WWII planes in their backyards and lawyers pants are literally on fire.  Plus the dudes dive into Logan and Kong: Skull Island (and their opinions) to prepare you for your weekend at the movies.  Dave and Andy are drinking Sapporo and Pacifico (in cans!). ——————————————————————————————————— Dude, Did Your Hear? The ancient Persians debated things twice. Once while sober. Once while drunk. Debate class must have been a riot. It wasn’t money burning a whole in this lawyer’s pockets. His pants caught on fire during an arson trial, giving new meaning to “liar, liar, pants on fire.” Neil De Grasse Tyson thinks it’s a coin flip for whether we’re currently liv

The OG Assassins. A group of Islamic druggies, followers of a mystic old man in the mountains, or really cool guys in hoods that jump off of high structures into hay bails? Whoever they were, the Hashashin couldn’t sneak their past the Mongols forever.    6 Wild Assassinations: Gustav III found out he could run but couldn’t hide. Literally.  The sharpest part of John Wilkes Booth came in the form of his spurs. Which spurred his capture.   Tiberius Gracchus (Jr.) found out what WWF wrestlers have known for years- chairs suck.    Rasputin manages to stay afloat a lot longer than most. Well, until he drown.    Georgi Markov got stuck at a bus stop. He died a few days later.   Kim Jong Nam found out that if you’re related to Kim Jong Un, there’s never a good time to LOL.

In episode six, we examine society and hilarity ensues. Cats are drunk, people are wielding swords, the literal Nutty Professor proposes goat testicles as the cure for everything, and the President of Iceland wants to ban pineapples.   So strap in, cause we’re in for a crazy ride... But not one that will kill you, (although, Dave will tell you about one that will) - one that will make you laugh and marvel at the ridiculous world we live in.   We’re drinking Beer Run IPA from Ninkasi Brewing and Red Stripe Jamaican Lager   Dude, Did You Hear?   Alexander the Great hosted an Olympics. But since no one knew how to sport, they just got hammered instead.    Someone designed a roller coaster that will literally kill you. Because some people might want to ensure they go out in style. And because nothing makes population control seem fun like loop-de-loops.   Spotify releases the top songs to have sex to. And it turns out Australia is into getting down to some out of this world tunes…   Speaking of “out of this world

The History of Rock, Paper, Scissors + Nine Tips to Become a Master   Dude, did you hear? We’re introducing a new segment that will air between our regular episodes. In this segment, we dive deep on a topic we think will help expand your knowledge, improve on something develop a skill in some way. We call it – “Dude, Did You know?”   In this kick-off segment, Andy dives into the history of Rock, Paper Scissors – the simplest, most ubiquitous strategic game on earth, whose origins are shrouded in the mists of time.    Andy also brings you nine tips on how to master the game of Rock, Paper Scissors. Now when you play your friends, you too can say: “We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.”   For instance, dudes usually throw rock, dudettes usually throw scissors, and people in glass houses usually throw stones (wait that’s not a part of this…)   Dave and Andy also get mathematical and start dealing with imaginary numbers. Which are like you

Episode V: AI Strikes Back.   It is a dark time for DDYH, as we find ourselves in a world run by deviously intelligent, possibly malevolent AI. Aliens call out, leave a voicemail, and no one listens to it. Birds can ride in coach on your next Etihad flight.   So start your car or grab a beer, (But don’t do both) and hang out with us, just like the Worcester bellringer who got his bell rung.    Dave is drinking Ballast Point’s Tongue Buckler Imperial Red Ale and Andy is drinking Mother Earth’s Boo Koo IPA. We do our best to not get wasted by our 22 oz tasty beverages.    CHECK OUT FEBRUARY’S MIX TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY   Dude, Did Your Hear?   AI can now lie to your face, just like the kids who bailed on your high school science project.    The next time something gets stuck in your head, it may not be a song. It’s probably a cockroach. If you live in India.   Metallic Hydrogen. It’s no Ambimetic Polyalloy from Terminator 2, but it’ll get the job done. Why? Because interstellar travel made easy, that’s wh

In Episode 4 we find ourselves reading science fiction horror that’s actually real! A real Temple of Doom, Chimera, and January movies! Horror like you never imagined is ever so real. It’ll all be ok, though. So take a wrap off and grab one of the delicious IPAs we’re drinking and enjoy a super chill, fun ride down the river of random knowledge.    (Be warned, we do mention the names of several presidents in an entirely non-political way. There is a trigger alert alarm included for the safety of our listeners)    We're drinking Coronado Brewing Company’s North Island IPA and Knee Deep Brewing Company's Lupulin River Imperial Indian Pale Ale (be careful, Imperial IPA is usually over 10% alcohol and WILL mess you up, like it did Dave... probably because he has weak genes).   Man-Bear-Pig is coming. Well, at least the slightly less disturbing Man-Pig Chimera is coming.    Indiana Jones might even get the heebie jeebies at the Temple of the Monkey God. A real Temple of Doom that was abandoned 500 years ago becaus

Welcome to the Dude, Did You Hear? Extended Edition! Now with 400% more Smeagol! Which is still 0%. Because multiplication.   In our third episode, we find ourselves farther down the road, on the other side of the dimensional portal. We’ve found a world immersed in techno-horror, shocking mysteries, and a Dude, Did You Hear in Russia so terrifying, we can’t talk about it here! Don’t forget HAL’s birthday! it already passed… just tell him his card’s in the mail.    We’re drinking Belching Beaver’s Me So Honey and Stone Brewing’s classic, Arrogant Bastard.   Dude, Did You Hear?:   MaxMind brings techno horror beyond imagination with IP mapping.    George Lucas is finally building his museum of art. It’s “not just Star Wars,” according to George.   Shower Beer is the conditioner that could change your life. One shattered glass at a time. MY FEET!!!   Chilean Military Helicopter pilots encounter a phenomenon they can’t explain. Luckily they got it on their file FLIR footage. Two years later they finally share the