Dude, Did You Hear?

The OG Assassins. A group of Islamic druggies, followers of a mystic old man in the mountains, or really cool guys in hoods that jump off of high structures into hay bails? Whoever they were, the Hashashin couldn’t sneak their past the Mongols forever.    6 Wild Assassinations: Gustav III found out he could run but couldn’t hide. Literally.  The sharpest part of John Wilkes Booth came in the form of his spurs. Which spurred his capture.   Tiberius Gracchus (Jr.) found out what WWF wrestlers have known for years- chairs suck.    Rasputin manages to stay afloat a lot longer than most. Well, until he drown.    Georgi Markov got stuck at a bus stop. He died a few days later.   Kim Jong Nam found out that if you’re related to Kim Jong Un, there’s never a good time to LOL.