Riverdo's And Riverdon'ts

The Satanic Panic of the 1980's casts a long shadow, somehow, across Riverdale in the Year of Our Lord 2018 or 2019, and hoo boy does it make no sense. Additionally, there appears to be a legitimate cosmic horror being hinted at by multiple characters, now? It's a lot of sauce for a meal with no main dish. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental) Kevin MacLeod - Divertissement