Order Of Opinion

In our 70th episode we see an old cranky suddenly literate Jedi priest (Mark Hamill) send himself to exile for his special uncle relationship with Ren that Han Solo didn’t approve of. How the true Jedi ways and scripture led Luke to "dark impulsive decisions" that in turn caused his nephew to release suppressed rage and destroy his jedi brothel. Apparently, every jedi priest that gets registered as an offender hides and makes fish-lizard nuns take care of, but Luke just walks around and harasses animals to keep him nourished. Poor Rey just wants to be a jedi and forget about her crappy vagrant child hood and she gets absolutely no training except for the japanese man disney hired to teach to play fight with a round staff. All the while, Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) chases down his mom General Slur (Carrie Fisher) to get back his drug money. Turns out she had all her drugs at her stash planet and she’ll live in space with no suit and fly to save her stash if Poe is near it. We also find that the dark side and Kylo’s