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Could this be? The infamous return of the OOO idiots have come to fruition . In typical fashion, we are talking about a movie that’s been out for months. However, it is the Avengers and we had to come back where we left off. Our Pregame to our Avengers Endgame episode where we talk about the mysterious life of shirley temple and how the Avengers and Story of Thanos is a metaphor of Russo Brothers Italian homelife. What would the academy perspective of how good Avengers is if Steven Spielberg directed it and how many made up categories the academy would give him for it. How Everybody Loves Raymond and Marvel all intertwine. The scary outlook of a movie franchise where the hero creates all their own villains is lost. Oh wait, Spiderman Far From Home still has a chance to prove that theory wrong. Exclusive: Robert Downey Jr. stops by on the show to speak on his troubled past and Chris Evans announces on the show he will return as Captain America in 2045 when Disney decides to reboot the whole marvel franchise. L

Join us in part 2 of our 74th episode as we explore the lives or deaths of some freshly infinity gauntlet fisted heroes in Avengers: Infinity Wars. We give a detailed look at how Tony Stark(Robert Downy Jr.) comes up with new beard patterns using advanced algorithms and how to profit from damage control of his premonition of Thanos played by the tombstone mustache  Josh Brolin fisting half the world and abducting everyone’s daughter in the process .Although we don’t know how people have kids in the MCU when it seems the heroes that like each other are either not sure of having sex each other or physically can’t have sex with each other. Whether it’s because they have a giant hulk member, your a living AI, saving your virginity, or you just have low T. We can assume other than Stan Lee, no other old man in Marvel is getting much action in the MCU. As pepper annoys the crap out of him and he’s telling her that he added nanno technology to his pathetic sperm and he still doesn’t want to have a kid with her, it m

Its been forever, but were back and more inspired than ever to talk about the 20 year old cult leader who showed and influenced the younger generation to face allegations of kidnapping and enslavement while still being the most positive person you can be. By spreading messages of death and suicide in his music XXX made sure to leave his “positive marks” on every teen and girlfriend he had ever met.     In Our part 1 of our avengers breakdown all of you sick people have been waiting for from us. We find out the new italian direction from the Russo Brothers is a catch 22 as the grease from italian foods can lead to overuse of shaky cam and you may be surprised who the Russo Brother first though should harness the infinity stones. IF your Italian it actually isn’t a surprise, but they make Captain America played by Chris Evans the most noble man in the world. The creepy old uncle Josh Brolin smoke the cigarette to The filter so your tombstone mustache has ash on it as Thanos is attempting to fist half the world

 In our 74th episode we start off by admiring Bill Gates profit pirating of turning poo into water and making a return on it. Look at Shark Tank for our pitch on why you should own our podcast for free. Our Jersey Shore rant and their meaningful impact on what it was to be an early 2000's Italian in New Jersey. We converse politely about Pauly D being richer than all of his more famous than wealthy miserable roommates with kids we were wishing weren’t true. Mike the Situation is going to have GTL, T-Shirt time, grenade dodge, and snort painkillers in minimum security prison for evading his taxes in true 1920’s Italian form on his sexually aggressive jersey shore apps. We also discuss their cartoonish lives and what cartoon or fantasy character they resemble. You’d think a meth lab blew up a trailer park with our hot takes on these new trailers. 1. Solo: A Star Wars Story where it seems young solo is the best dressed homeless  man meandering around scumbaggery hoping to get paid to drive and fly in flying cars

 In our 73rd episode, we go to an rich African country that closed off its boarders and lived in a bubble to keep the poorness out. They will threaten your life if you speak of their presence, athletic cat, and spaceships as they keep their mining secret from the colonizers at all costs. Baba’s normal eye and wandering eye were looking in the past and future but never in the present, causing him to kill his own brother and lie about it to protect the lazy eyed lean addict ( Forest Whitaker) in the too short and tim hardaway influenced oakland and abandon his hyphy nephew who surprisingly becomes an extremely educated and tactically trained played by the go to actor to play a guy from oakland (Michael B. Jordan). He gets the mumps and measles as a means of spreading his liberating revenge against his oppressors. Meanwhile, after Baba’s death that now seemingly isn’t that sad considering he killed his brother abandoned his nephew and never gave aid to foreign aid to neighboring countries. Not to mention, their

In our 72nd episode, as we continue our Macaulay Culkin alone with older men and homeless ladies Christmas special at the end of January the right way. This year instead of Kevin McAllister wishing away his family, his family  planned a child disappearance in a near perfect way with his dad the stan of scott peterson being the mastermind and the pasty boy wonder find himself in the smug of New York fighting for his life from frolicking concierge’s putting roofies in his pizza,  a bell hop (Rob Schneider) looking for celebrity handouts, a potential predator way too in to sick children and watching them play with his toys, and secret self advice discussions with a homeless irish lady who is homeless because she is heart broken her husband left her for her facial hair and lackluster shepherd’s pie. Somehow on a billionth of a chance he meets up with the pepperoni goblin Joe Pesci and the lanky clownfooted Jew for a final showdown that should have ended in two deaths. We give you another outlook on how to be pare

In our 71st episode, we sit back on Mall Santa’s drunken and pcp addicted lap and listen to the tale of how a little genderless special needs boy (Macaulay Culkin) believes he committed a Christmas miracle by wishing his emotionally abusive family away. We follow the little impertinent prick especially to his sorry excuse for a mother on his adventures alone where he encounters his pervy and possibly murderous neighbor, he learns how to be a man or possibly a woman but he hasn’t decided on that yet, how to survive in an upper middle class suburb 3 story 5 bedroom house with money, food, electricity, and multiple working bathrooms how hard must that have been? We also try to give you some insight about parenting in a time period we didn’t live in nor do we have kids. Still we know what it’s like. Why the dad gave a certain family serial killer vibe and may have paid a pair of Jewish(Daniel Stern) and Italian(Joe Pesci) robbers to get rid of his problem he called a son. All this and many intently awkward inappr

In our 70th episode we see an old cranky suddenly literate Jedi priest (Mark Hamill) send himself to exile for his special uncle relationship with Ren that Han Solo didn’t approve of. How the true Jedi ways and scripture led Luke to "dark impulsive decisions" that in turn caused his nephew to release suppressed rage and destroy his jedi brothel. Apparently, every jedi priest that gets registered as an offender hides and makes fish-lizard nuns take care of, but Luke just walks around and harasses animals to keep him nourished. Poor Rey just wants to be a jedi and forget about her crappy vagrant child hood and she gets absolutely no training except for the japanese man disney hired to teach to play fight with a round staff. All the while, Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) chases down his mom General Slur (Carrie Fisher) to get back his drug money. Turns out she had all her drugs at her stash planet and she’ll live in space with no suit and fly to save her stash if Poe is near it. We also find that the dark side and Kylo’s

In our 69th episode we see an old, Low T, mopey, and still rich version of Batman played by Ben Affleck flirt with Alfred and hunts down some new friends including a homeless, christian rock singing mermaid in Aquaman played by Jason Momoa. A flamboyantly speed skating Flash played by with questionable character traits. A college black athlete with his career ruined from a car crash so his dad decided to rebuild his son/athlete to keep that scholarship in Cyborg. Wonder Woman’s (Gal Gadot) endless struggle to get over her dead summer fling of 100 years. Batman’s ED problems have led to an obsession with Superman’s endless energy and testosterone. He tries to revive Superman played by Henry Cavill to show him that his girlfriend has become a shitty journalist and while Russel Crowe was teaching him to fly and he was fighting batman, his mom was put out on the street from her forceclosure. All this in an attempt to sit down, grab a controller, grease the x button, and fight the ultimate PS2 video game villain.

In this episode we discover how Odin played by Anthony Hopkins can contend with Chris Benoit for worst father ever as he continues his streak of “disappearing" in order for Thor played by Chris Hemsworth to think. How one Asgardian upperclass white families’ personal struggles can effect an entire nation. Especially Loki played by Tom Hiddleston who seems to still be figuring out what is blue and what isn’t on his body. Oden was still dumb enough to be dethroned by him where Loki banishes the stories real hero Heimdall played by Idris Alba who seems to have found himself with dreads and some devils lettuce to smoke, don’t worry it wasn’t the eternal flamer demon. We discuss what Marvel has become in their climaxes of outwitting their phyundefeatable opponent as Cate Blanchett showed us that good acting does not beat the madden curse of over the top generic villains. What wasn’t generic for once? Hulk as we enjoyed this 80’s video game and Marvel Cinematic Universe Gem in Thor: Ragnarok (Ep.68). Go back and li

Like a phoenix we are reborn from the flames; back again to bring you the latest episode in our Marvel Cinematic Universe rankings and breakdowns. In our episode on Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Ep. 67) we see how a weird space hick Yondu can be a weird "touching" step uncle-father to Quill played by Chris Pratt as he struggles with his daddy issues agains Molecelestial Ego played by Kurt Russell. Might be time to admit Quill's mom may have been a skank. Yondu may be the first ever forgivable child trafficker. All this and our talk of Some Hall of Fame Hollywood sexual harassers and the new wave of rap as we prepare for Infinity Wars. Listen as we brutally break down the plot and the characters, as well as give our scores out of 10. Listen to our previous episodes including Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 & Ep. 62). Hit us

In this episode I discuss the untimely and bizarre death of a cohost, XXXtentacion's modern day slave ring, and we talk about our “sponsor” the PDAC. Listen to find out what that means, and the top 5 movies we have done so far. Bodies are found, moldy bread is eaten, and an Easter miracle happens half a year early. Look forward to our next series, The Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, coming out soon on iTunes, Soundcloud, and wherever the hardest core porn is sold. Go back and listen to our previous episodes including Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 & Ep. 62). Hit us up with how you feel about the current top five or if you are just tired of male celebrities getting away with hitting women.      Follow on Twitter for Release Schedules and Buffoonery: https://twitter.com/OrderOfOpinion

In our 66th episode, we once again join Mark Wahlberg as he gets lost in space looking for ways to save his brothers burger stand. We also wonder how obvious Tim Burton can make references to religious, social, and human slavery issues using apes, and how his wife looks better as an ape then she does in real life in the 2001 classic Planet of the Apes. Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. Go back and listen to our previous episodes in the Planet of the Apes Series: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (Ep. 65), Rise of the Planet of the Apes (Ep. 65) and also the new release War for the Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63). Also be sure check out all our previous episodes including the new release Spider-Man: Homecoming (Ep. 62) and all the movies in Transformer (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU(Ep.1-

In our 65th episode, we find a gorilla training camp deep in the woods lead by the great revolutionary Cesar. We see some damn dirty apes help clean up a dirty ape dam to restore Nordstroms, FAO Schwarz and their neon lights back to San Fransisco and Gary Oldman's image of progression. Then we see why you can't trust the apes who look like they survived a meth fire and koba turns the authority table on humans as we talk about Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. Go back and listen to our previous episodes in the Planet of the Apes Series, including the new release War for the Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63) and Rise of the Planet of the Apes (Ep. 64). Also be sure check out all our previous episodes including the new release Spider-Man: Homecoming (Ep. 62) and all the movies in Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep

In our 64th episode, an desperate stoner played by James Franco tries to make the perfect THC extract so that his aging senile man-child of a dad played by John Lithgow can go back to being terrible at the piano. Through this journey he takes on a ape orphan that eventually starts the largest prison riot San Fransisco has every seen when we talk about Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. Go back and listen to our newest episode and the first in the Planet of the Apes Series, the new release War for the Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63). Also be sure check out all our previous episodes including the new release Spider-Man: Homecoming (Ep. 62) and all the movies in Transformer (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU(Ep.1-14) movie series'. Hit us up with how you feel a

In our 63rd episode, a group of damn dirty apes helps us take down a raging southern racist (Woody Harrelson) who is on his way to single handedly finish Trump’s wall. Why does Woody Harrelson seem to play a character that looks like a Supreme Aryan Brotherhood Leader. How dumb is Caesar really in this movie and why does he desert his son cornelius and his community multiple times. The questionable sub text themes this movie have been going for? Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. This will be the first movie in our Planet of the Apes series and the rest will be out soon. Also be sure check out all our previous episodes including the new release Spider-Man: Homecoming (Ep. 62) and all the movies in Transformer (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU(Ep.1-14) movie series'. Hit us up with how

In our 62nd episode, we talk about how spider-man played by tom holland was attempting to stop crime in a tryout for the avengers, but really he just pisses off his city most of the time as he shoots his web all over. We also see how diverse the Disney Marvel Cinematic Universe is with his crush on a half-black girl, a Filipino bestie his guy in the chair, and Indian bully. Ironman played by Robert Downey Jr. who spider-man thinks is his dad is doing some sneak trump maneuvers by profiting of the avengers property and damage in Spider-Man: Homecoming. We also look at the complex love triangle between Peter Parker, his new girl, and his best fat friend. Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. This will be the first movie in our Spider-Man series breakdowns so be sure to look forward to the rest, including all the original three movies as well as the two Amazing Spider-Man movies. Also be sure check out all our prev

In our 61st episode, Transformers: Age of Extinction, a poor working class buff garden gnome played by Mark Wahlberg revives an old douche truck optimus prime that ends up ruining his life or arguably made an already crappy life an easier on . We also wonder why Michael Bay keeps using underage women as sex symbols. Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. Listen to our other episodes in our Transformers series including Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Ep. 60), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Ep. 59), Transformers (Ep. 58), and the new release The Last Knight (Ep. 57), and subscribe or follow for future Transformers episodes. Also be sure check out all our previous episodes on all the movies in Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU(Ep.1-14) movie series'. Hit us up with how you feel about Age of Extinct

In our 60th episode, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Old robots with dimentia and just wants to die at home but first they must fall from the sky and bust gangs in Chicago. In the middle of this Michael Bay alien acid trip, Sam played by Shia LaBeouf finds a hot english chick to fuel his Post Transformers Stress Disorder and his millenial joblessness. Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. Listen to our other episodes in our Transformers series including Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Ep. 59), Transformers (Ep. 58), and the new release The Last Knight (Ep. 57), and subscribe or follow for future Transformers episodes. Also be sure check out all our previous episodes on all the movies in Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU(Ep.1-14) movie series'. Hit us up with how you feel about Dark of the Moon or

In our 59th episode, the utmost powerful Bionicle Lego threatens to destroy the sun, as Sam (Shia LaBeouf) once again runs his way through a Michael Bay plot. We also wonder how Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen failed to make a movie about lego toys and aliens blowing up the sun in any way original or interesting. Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. Listen to our other episodes in our Transformers series including Transformers (Ep.58), and the new release The Last Knight (Ep. 57), and subscribe or follow for future Transformers episodes. Also be sure check out all our previous episodes on all the movies in Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU(Ep.1-14) movie series'. Hit us up with how you feel about Revenge of the Fallen or if you think Michael Bay might be making bad movies ironically. Follow on Tw