Body Counts And Beer

Bah-da-BAH-DAAAAH-bah-da-daaaaa! (look through gun barrel. Pierce Brosnan shoots.) This week, we're FINALLY visiting the Island of Too Many Bonds, specifically the unincorporated village of GOLDENEYE! So equip your laser beam grappling hooks and join us for some post-Christmas espionage thrillage! We cover just about everything in this episode, including, but not limited to: Alan Cumming, history's horniest actor! Sub-Zero vs. Scorpion! We learn the secret origin of Patrick Stewart's hair! Sean Connery stops by, and he is terrible! Our aural assault on France continues! We evaluate the ranks of the Cereal Mascot Navy! Plus, for the first time in twenty years, someone mentions Harold "Baby Jordan" Miner! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read them out loud to unimpressed travelers on public transit! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer