Body Counts And Beer

Idris Elba fought a lion, and was very good at it. That got us wondering: what OTHER animals would we like to see Idris Elba fight? So that's what this minisode is: Pitching other animals for Idris Elba to fight. Plus, harsh words for royals! Are mutants humans? And we remember Judge Mills Lane! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review because that's what every podcast asks you to do Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite herpes, your least favorite monkey island, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

ROAR! Get out your tranquilizer rifles and surprisingly well-stocked first aid kits, because this week we're discussing 2022's people-eating lion thriller BEAST! Listen in as we cover all your Idris Elba fights a lion needs, including: Billy Joel! Educational filmstrips! "No Scrubs" response songs! More! Plus: ALSO MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review because what why not what else are you doing? Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite lion, your least favorite Chappie, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK AGAIN(I promise to be more on top of this in the new year)! This week, we're discussing the (already scrubbed from most of the internet) 2022 short film released on Godzilla Day (so long ago!): GODZILLA VS GIGAN! Watch the short here: https://ifunny.co/video/godzilla-fest-3-godzilla-vs-gigan-2022-godzilla-day-short-XIXSkXH0A Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can paint them onto inspirational driftwood signs! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite zilla, your least favorite gigan, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK! And this time we're dipping our toes back in the refreshing Lake Kaiju with 2001's Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack! Listen in as we cover all your Guardian Monster needs, plus: Way too much Billy Corgan chitchat! Way too much comic book chitchat! Goofs! Joke 'em ups! Digressions! And our typical rampant stupidity! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can remind ourselves pods are worth casting! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Godzilla, your least favorite Baragon, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Who are we? Oh. We're NOBODY. Also, that's the movie we watched. 2021's NOBODY. The "Bob Odenkirk Goes Full John Wick" movie. NOBODY. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch them into bones, bury them, and mess with future archaeologists! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite 90s alt comedian, your least favorite body, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK! And this time, we're discussing our FAVORITE EPISODES OF NEWSRADIO! Why? Good question! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make them into novelty mugs! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite new, your least favorite radio, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK! After (yet another) baby hiatus, we're building woodland traps and observing the food chain in action was we discuss 2022's PREY! Listen in as we cover all your Predator/Prey needs, including: Neelix slander! Spam tips! An open invitation to Lance Henriksen! Our usual harsh words for France! MASSIVE RIVERDALE SPOILERS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read it in very silly French accents! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite trap, your least favorite bear, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

To paraphrase the great philosophers of Anthrax, "WE ARE THE LAW!" This week, we're discussing 2012's DREDD! Listen in as we cover all your Judge-related concerns: Harsh words for mobile games and Suge Knight! Spoilers for Lost! 1-900 numbers! Other stuff! PLUS: things! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can confine it to the JuviCubes for 3 years! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite judge, your least favorite dredd, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Grease up your skillets, crack your eggs and brew the coffee, because this week we're discussing OUR FAVORITE BREAKFASTS! With special (returning) guests Julia Rigby and Dee Rosenthal! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we etch it into celery and jam it into our Bloody Caesars! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite pancake, your least favorite toast, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week we welcome returning "guests" Dee Rosenthal (Rambo III) and Julia Rigby (Predator) to discuss 2004's delightful KUNG FU HUSTLE! Listen in as they sit just off mic offering the barest words of encouragement! We got everything this episode: Too much Huckabee! Bad guitar playing! ZZ Top! Recounting of bits that aren't as funny as the bits themselves! AND MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can pack it into a firework and blast it into the sky! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Stephen Chow, your least favorite Hustle, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hey, remember how Jet Li's THE ONE ended with a prison pyramid? This week, we ponder aloud "What if ALL movies ended with a prison pyramid." That's it. That's all this is. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can stitch it onto a flag and wave it at PRISON PYRAMID! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite ending, your least favorite beginning, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

What happens when Jet Li fights Jet Li and also Jason Statham with hair shows up? It's 2001's THE ONE, a movie that's almost good until its final two minutes when it becomes AWESOME! Listen as we cover all the bases for this early-aughts mess of a movie: Harsh words for Snyder! Kind words for the early days of video rentals! A little karaoke story! PLUS: PRISON PYRAMID ALTERNATE ENDINGS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review, and write it in cuneiform because we need the practice! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite the, your least favorite one, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

IT'S OVER...almost. This week we close out INTO THE BROMLEYVERSE by forcing Patrick to reveal a different timeline. A "what if" if you will. Anyway, it's a lot of fun, please listen. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch it onto Patrick's gold retirement watch! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite what, your least favorite if, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE DID IT! The long awaited finale of INTO THE BROMLEYVERSE! We're closing out strong with another movie where Danny Glover suffers, this time with 1989's LETHAL WEAPON 2! Tune in the hear all the normal Lethal Weapon stuff you'd expect: Harsh words for David O. Russell! Kind words for Bald Hotties! TV Theme songs! TOO MUCH HUCKABEE! Plus, we play "Who's On That Bill?" Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review, and turn out the light when you leave! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite sequel, your least favorite jerks, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we discuss our FAVORITE BIOPICS, as well as a number of unrelated subjects like dual VHS and David Letterman! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can absorb their power! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite bio, your least favorite pic, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's the (LONG DELAYED SORRY I WENT ON VACATION) episode 3 of Into The Bromleyverse! This week, we're discussing a film Patrick has been trying to get us to watch since the very beginning: 2008's IP MAN! Listen in as we cover all your Ip Man needs: Harsh words for Quebec! High Praise for Dr. John! Pittsburgh v. Philly: Dawn of Justice! The uncomfortable weirdness of watching another country's propaganda! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can turn them into skywriting! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Donnie, your least favorite tricycle, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's here! We're discussing our FAVORITE SEAN BEAN DEATHS and also just barely celebrating our 6TH PODVERSARY SPECIAL! That's it! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review sew it into a cursed dress that refuses to be washed! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Bean, your least favorite bean, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's Episode 2 of INTO THE BROMLEYVERSE! This week, we stay in the 90s to discuss grumpy political thriller PATRIOT GAMES! Listen in as we cover all the Tom Clancy bases: Harsh words for U2! High praise for Jackass! MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR THE GREEN KNIGHT! Reminiscing about Law & Order! Stuff! Plus: THINGS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can print them out and use them to send secret messages to our cohorts! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Game, your least favorite Patriot, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Its fought the Aliens, its fought the Batman, its fought the Robocop, but now the Predator is up against something even more frightening: mid-to-late 30s podcasters! This week, we're pitching out very own PREDATOR VERSUSES! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review and leave a nice one for yourself too, you deserve it! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Versus, your least favorite Verzuz, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's Episode 1 of the ALL BROMLEY ALL THE TIME! Patrick Bromley chooses the next four films, and this week we start off with...a...banger? Clunker? Listen as we talk PREDATOR 2 to find out! This show has EVERYTHING, including: Harsh words for Weezer! HEAT 2! The Al Pacino Impression-to-Bernie Sanders Impression Pipeline! Harsh words for California! PLUS: We finally weigh in on NFTs (they're stupid and a scam but if you want one from us, instructions in the pod)! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review and somewhere an angel will get its Machine Gun Wings! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Danny, your least favorite Glover, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!