Body Counts And Beer

Now that we've seen a proper rebuild done in full, it's up to us to steward the next several rebuilds! This week, we pitch some franchises we'd like to see get the Rebuild treatment, so listen in, won't you? Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review, otherwise we don't get our puddings! HOW CAN WE HAVE ANY PUDDINGS IF WE DON'T HAVE REVIEWS? Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Rebuild, your least favorite ice cream, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE DID IT! Here it is, the end of our ongoing live coverage of the Rebuild of Evangelion series, as we tackle EVANGELION 3.0 + 1.01 THRICE UPON A TIME (I will not miss typed out these titles)! Listen in as we cover all your final EVA needs, such as: More harsh words for France! A beer rec! Jon talks 'rasslin'! Mark goes all in on the Bulls (who promptly lost 4 out 5 since recording YIKES)! PLUS: another installment of Dumpin' On Hamlet! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review and we'll maybe finally remember to read it on the show! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Near Impact, your least favorite Golgotha, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hey, remember when Bruce Willis gave a crap? We do! And this week, we're passing those fond remembrances on to you, as we discuss our FAVORITE (Non-Die Hard) BRUCE WILLISES! Listen in as we, well, discuss exactly what I wrote above. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so you can FULFILL THE PROPHECY! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Bruce, your least favorite Willis, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hey, remember when Bruce Willis still TRIED? We do! As such, for your (very late) Christmas gift, this week we're discussing 1991's THE LAST BOY SCOUT! Listen in as we cover your Shane Black-est needs, including: Harsh words for Aaron Sorkin! High praise for Bob Einstein! Sly Stallone drops by! We play a rousing game of Jeopardy! PLUS: Jon does not know the difference between a coach and an owner! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review or we'll continue to release episodes sporadically at best! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Wayans, your least favorite Willis, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's all right there in the title. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so you can feel good about making us feel good! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite model, your least favorite glue, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hope you're ready for 40 minutes of action and 40 minutes of plaintive piano duets, because this week we continue our exploration of the Rebuild of Evangelion series with EVANGELION 3.33: YOU CAN (NOT) REDO! Listen in as we cover all your EVA and Angel needs: Harsh words for both English language and English cuisine! Jon has a Billy D. Williams story! Massive spoilers for Avengers Vs. X-Men! Mark makes the cases for Daft Punk and Anthony Bourdain! PLUS: a sneak peek at the upcoming PATRICK BROMLEY ERA! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review because frankly it's the nice thing to do! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite spear, your least favorite pear, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Grab your controllers and a two liter of Code Red, because for this week's minisode we're discussing WHAT GAMES YOU PLAYING? Listen in as we cover all your gamer needs: Mark threatens more basketball talk! A cell phone AI drops by! We're still getting used to our new mic setup! PLUS: Harsh words for dumdum gamers! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can devour them and absorb their power! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite game, your least favorite video, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we continue our ongoing coverage of the Rebuild of Evangelion film series with a look at 2009's EVANGELION: 2.22: YOU CAN (NOT) ADVANCE! Listen in as we cover all of your EVA and Angel needs, including: More Bad Dad/Anime Dad! Too much Final Fantasy talk! CGC slander! Boris Johnson stops by! UB-40! More! AND MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make another joke her about leaving ratings and reviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite penguin, your least favorite puffin, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We have a fever, and the only prescription is acetaminophen, which helps break fevers! Also anime. That's right, this week we're discussing our FAVORITE ANIME SERIESES! Listen as three dudes who barely watch anime fumble through their descriptions of anime! Plus: kind words for Ron Funches! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use them as increasingly secure passwords for our email! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite anime, your least favorite animal, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK! After an extremely long unplanned hiatus, we've returned to the studio and found all our equipment barely in working order. So, sorry for the audio issues, we hope to have them worked out soon. ANYWAY! This week, we're discussing 2007's sad boi anime monster fight movie EVANGELION 1.11: YOU ARE (NOT) ALONE, so Jon can finally stop cryptically referencing it. We cover all your EVA needs, up to and including: harsh words and high praise for Kevin Smith! Our reboot of Married With Children! Josh Brolin end credits raps! Lots of terrible prog rock jokes! Plus: Cinema's greatest bird and Cinema's worst dad! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make another joke her about leaving ratings and reviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, y

Grow out your mullets and start stretching out those split muscles, because this week we're back IN PERSON and back with another JCVD classic: TIMECOP! Listen in as we cover all you time travel wedge-related needs: Hot doc recommendations! PHIL COLLINS! Street Fighter 2 tips! A Hellraiser stops by! Yet another reminder that Patrick is from the south! PLUS: 3 white guys argue proper tacos recipes! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make another joke her about leaving ratings and reviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite time, your least favorite cop, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Get some yum yums in your tum tums because this week we're discussing our FAVORITE QUARANTINE SNACKS, the perfect accompaniment for last week's weebstravaganza! Join us and listen as we discuss the salty sweet fatty goodness that has sustained us in these difficult times. Also a bunch of sports and politics stuff at the top because oh boy were we fired up. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can have them poorly printed onto delicious grocery store cakes! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite snack, your least favorite quarantine, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WEEEEE-oooooo! WEEEEE-ooooo! WEEEEE-ooooo! BA BA BA BA BA! That's right, much to Patrick's consternation, we're discussing 2003's KILL BILL VOL. 1! Listen in as we cover all the bases in one of the most contentious episodes yet: More harsh words for Morrissey! Grocery tales! The Joy of Zillow! Gross foot stuff! Euphemisms! Plus, Patrick has EXTREMELY harsh words for Tarantino! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can remix it with some sick RZA beats! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite sword, your least favorite Bill, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Once again we ran out of ideas, and once again, a last minute contender fights its way through. That's right, it's minisode time! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can rate and review your rating and review! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite WW2 video game, your least favorite WW1 video game, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

A-TEN-HUT! Look alive, listener! Build a makeshift bridge, fly a plane or commandeer a civilian sea vessel, because this week we're discussing 2017's DUNKIRK! Listen in as we cover the entirety of WW2 in goofs form: Harsh words for Caddyshack! Kind words for Harry Styles! Harsh words for the British! Rescue boat snacks from around the world! PLUS: Mark eats dinner and Jon has tech issues! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can gently sing them to Aquaman's wet sweater! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite beach, your least favorite civilian pleasure craft, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

5 WHOLE YEARS! Why do we do it to ourselves? Why do we do it to you? NOBODY KNOWS! Anyway, buckle up for a bunch of goofs doing goofs and looking back over the dumpster fire year that was. We got everything this week: Favorite movies of the past year! Favorite phones! Favorite math! Harsh words for Alec Baldwin! The inevitable listing of Evangelion movie titles! AND MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we have something to read on the bus! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite episode, your least favorite minisode, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Some podcasts are always trying to ice skate uphill, and some other podcasts are talking about BLADE. This week, we have the bravery and courage to do BOTH! Listen in as we cover anything your little vampire heart desires: Cranky Longhairs! The origin of youthful vampires! We parse 90s rave culture! New entries on the AFI quote list! Harsh words for all the Morrisons! PLUS: QUAKE TALK! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use them to summon a blood god, but not THE blood god! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite half-vampire, your least favorite vamp-halfvire, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Grab your hankies, your black eyeliner and your unresolved issues because this week we're discussing our FAVORITE SAD 90S BANDS! Listen in as we cover all the sadness we could handle: Harsh words for Billy Corgan! Jon fails his bait and switch! Mark doesn't know nearly enough about REM as he lets on! A lesson in Sopranos slang! Plus: more harsh words for Jim Carrey! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can justify the time away from friends and family! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite sad 90s band, your least favorite happy 80s band, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

CAW CAW! Grab your leather duster, your black hair dye and your white pancake makeup, because this week we're discussing 1994's Goth-to-the-Max THE CROW! Listen in as we cover everything your little Cure-loving heart could desire: Harsh words for Marilyn Manson and the Snyder Cut! Jon's Detour Corner! Mark's Political Corner! Theatre Stories! We finally expose the flaws in Ghostbusters 2! Plus, one of the Superfans stops by! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read your ratings and reviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite bird, your least favorite Alex Proyas film, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Last week we discussed SHIN GODZILLA, the radical satirical reboot of the Godzilla franchise, which focused on the failures of government and bureaucracy in the face of disaster. So what now? WE'RE SHINNIN' THE MOVIES BAYBEEEEEE! That's right, this week we each chose a movie to get the "Shin Godzilla" treatment, exploring how slow moving red tape loving politicos would deal with things like alien invasions, cryo-criminals and lava. All the lava. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Spotify or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make iron on patches for our clothes! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite corn, your least favorite Korn, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!