Body Counts And Beer

SKREEONK! You hear that mighty and familiar roar? That means it's time to once again discuss everyone's favorite Kaiju. This week, we're discussing 2016's satirical and terrifying reboot, SHIN GODZILLA! We got a little bit of everything, so listen in for: Jon rattling off the increasingly absurd titles of Evangelion sequels! Mark needing anime explained to him AGAIN! George Lucas drops by! Plus, the secret to breeding Matthew Brodericks! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use their bones to build MechaReviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite reboot, your least favorite shin, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

A day late and so many dollars short, Body Counts and Beer returns with a brand new minisode sure to...make you...something. It's a minisode about READY PLAYER ONE IMDB TRIVIA! We hit everything in this one: Trivia! Goofs! Factual Errors! Plus, we eavesdrop on a conversation between George Lucas and Steven Spielberg! PLUS: WE'RE NOW ON SPOTIFY! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Spotify or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch them onto rocks to sell at the flea market! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite IMDB goof, your least favorite Goofy IMDB, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

And we're back! Hot off our yearly unannounced holiday break, we've arrived with our take on everybody's favorite nostalgia producing sludge factory, 2018's READY PLAYER ONE! Listen in as we cover the readiest of player ones, including: Harsh words for Billy Corgan! All the songs that SHOULD have been in this movie! Jon's episode long white hot rage! Base comparisons between book and movie! Plus a bunch of bits we've probably already done before but forgot because we've been away so long! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can convince ourselves this is still a worthwhile endeavor! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Player One (Mario), your least favorite Player Two (the other guy from Bad Dudes), what movie to watch next or ANYTHIN

Break the arms off your sunglasses and bust out the pleather, it's time to fly through the interwebs through landline phones into 2003's THE MATRIX RELOADED! Listen in as we cover all the Matrix Bases (Mases?), including: Harsh words for twins! The unexpected horniness of Star Trek: Discovery! Poor design choices in War Mechs! Mark is bad at recognizing signals! PLUS: SO MUCH BON JOVI STUFF! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can remember why we still do this! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite computer, your least favorite stereotype program, what album to listen to next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we conclude our REELIN' IN THE BEERS detour with a look at some STEELY DAN EPHEMERA! First, we discuss The Dan's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, beginning with the anti-charisma of noted Natalie Portman not-dater Moby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx_i-46Uy8Q Then we cover Donald Fagen and Walter Becker's "acceptance" speech/snarky Q&A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK7QO9Hx3xM And, of course, their performance of "Black Friday": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYAPC0CjJGI Finally, we cover episode 10 of the seminal Channel 101 web series YACHT ROCK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcb-K8k-OAE Then there's like 20 extra minutes of Bon Jovi stuff! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we assign them as reading for our book club! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com

We did it. 100 episodes. Thank you so much for following us on this incredibly stupid journey. Your reward? A track-by-track goof 'em up of Steely Dan's 1977 classic album AJA. This...is REELIN' IN THE BEERS! Listen in as we cover all manner of Steely Business, up to and including: an appreciation of jug bands! Mark stands up for Toto (the band, not the dog)! The increasing cost of thrills! The taste and smell of Steely Dan! Plus, our new spinoff YouTube show: COUCH DANCERS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can scribble them into books to make people think they're of greater value! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your Steely, your least favorite Dan, what album to listen to next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we're building our very own Nicolas Cage/Sean Connery superteams! Why? Let us answer your question with a question of our own: WE DON'T KNOW? Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we incorporate them into our weekly Shadowrun session! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Cage, your least favorite Connery, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

*extreme Connery voice* Welcome...to episode 99. This week, we tackle our first (we think?) Michael Bay film and our second (we think?) Nic Cage film with 1996's Criterion-approved THE ROCK! Listen in as we cover all your Alcatraz and Bio-Chemical weapons queries: the possible last words of Michael Biehn! Kind words for MC Hammer! Harsh words for Tiny Furniture! The glory of USA Network's USA.M. programming block! Plus, Sean Connery and Peter Jackson drop by to negotiate their Lord of the Rings contract! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch them onto the Tesla truck SpaceX is launching to Venus next month! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite rock, your least favorite stone, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

GENTLEMEN BEHOLD! My most sinister minisode yet! Almost thirty consecutive minutes of "Hey, you remember that?" This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE ADULT SWIM SHOWS! Listen in as we barely recall shows we love, and repeatedly mis-quote character we have already mis-named! PLUS: We again promise Reelin' In The Beers (it's coming soon). Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can paint them onto the end of a telescope so it looks like your reviews are in SPAAAAAAACE! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Adult Swim show, your least favorite Cartoon Network show, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we're dipping our toes into Lake Anime with 2001's COWBOY BEBOP: THE MOVIE, a film about a robot man, a gambling addict, a hacking tween and the laziest martial artist ever! Listen in as we cover the gamut of Cowboy and/or Bebop themes: The downsides of living in the Zion, the last human city! Magicians we could beat up! Ron Popeil! Jon and Patrick's dubious history of animation! Plus: Mark tells a story from his time in the pharmaceutical business! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read them. We're out of books. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite anime, your least favorite manga, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's...we're...I guess...ugh. Favorite French Fries. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can slice it thin, fry it once, then fry it again! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite fry, your least favorite fry, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

BUZZ! Get ready for absolute madness, because this week, based on listener suggestion alone, we are plowing through some insane GAME SHOW PITCHES! We got everything, including: Exploding dairy! Existential crises! Werner Herzog! A brief history of Sam Kinison! The merits of dual twin marital beds! Plus, we finally define the hierarchy of hosting! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can put it on the top of a pyramid and make Jet Li fight it to Papa Roach! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite game show, your least favorite grocery store, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

The only thing more intense than the propaganda are the hot hunky bods in this week's episode! We're finally discussing 1986's TOP GUN, which is also somehow our first Tom Cruise movie! Listen in as we cover all the jet and volleyball related questions you might have, like: the difference between Canadian Football and French Canadian Football! The secret life of Danger Zone! The stunning lack of Tom Hanks "romance" scenes! PLUS: Harvey Keitel and Nic Cage drop by! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can convince ourselves this hasn't been a colossal waste of 5 years! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite jet, your least favorite old timey rock and roll song, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's time to talk FAVORITE ATHLETES TURNED ACTORS. Wrestlers not allowed. We did that one already. But hey, we're covering baseball, football, basketball and boxing martians! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can finally crack this cipher and win the war! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite athlete-turned-actor, your least favorite actor-turned-athlete, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

You got football man in my action movie! You got action movie in my football man! Together, they taste like 1991's STONE COLD, starring Brian "The Boz" Bosworth! Listen in as we cover the Boz-esque bases: A brief history of The Boz! Civvies v. Skivvies: Dawn of Justice! An important question about grocery stores! More sports stuff than usual! TIME LOOPS! Plus, a smoothie recipes that will HAUNT YOUR DREAMS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can we can haz rayting n revues! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Boz, your least favorite Forsyth, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Sharpen your scalpels, snap on your gloves and get to Y-incisioning, because this week we're discussing our FAVORITE FICTIONAL DOCTORS! We got all the doctor related content you could hope for: Bad Italian accents! Shaq Diesel! Joe Biden's newest catchphrase! Plus a bunch of other stuff! AND MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can turn them into self-published adult coloring books! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite doctor, your least favorite surgical tool, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Grab a bowl of bowel exonerating corned flakes and strap in to the most dangerous exercise equipment you own, because this week we're giving in to our basest instincts and discussing 1994's THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE. Listen in and discover all the Road to Wellville knowledge you were definitely missing from your life: The Origin of Barbells! Air conditioner sounds! The Verve Pipe! An accurate impression of Queen Elizabeth! Harsh words for Gosford Park! PLUS: We debut our brand new Bullet Point, BEST CEREAL! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can remind ourselves of the Before Wellville Times! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite cold cereal, your least favorite hot cereal, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Transformer sound! Transformer sound! This week, we're semi-revisiting an old minisode concept and scaling it up BIG TIME by discussing our FAVORITE GIANT ROBOTS! Listen in as we cover all the large robobases: Jon gives a Neon Genesis Evangelion TEDtalk! Sylvester Stallone drops by tell us how Judge Dredd got made! We end the minisode then start a whole new minisode about donuts! PLUS: More! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can yell them at each other through masks from 6 feet away like responsible human beings with dignity and respect! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite donut, your least favorite donut purveyor, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

SKREEONGK! Atomic up your breath and start wrecking power lines, because this week we're discussing 1974's GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA! Listen in as we cover all your Kaiju bases: A lesson in Crown Royal! A fight about apple sauce! THE WIZARD! Old Wrestling video games! He-Man's lineage! Mark learns about Dragonball! PLUS: We talk about The Road to Wellville more than the people who made The Road to Wellville! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can spend more time talking about The Road to Wellville! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite road, your least favorite Wellville, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we're building our very own League of Extraordinary Gentlepeople! Why? Let us answer your question with a question of our own: WE DON'T KNOW? Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we incorporate them into our weekly R.I.F.T.S. session! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite public domain adventurer, your least favorite private domain adventurer, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!