Body Counts And Beer

Turn invisible, turn into bats, turn into a Hyde, turn into an old man what shoots things! Anything to prepare you for 2003's THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! It's the movie so nice, Sean Connery quit acting-ice! Listen in as we cover any and all LXG related ephemera, including: Harsh words for England! MURDER MONKEYS! Yacht Rock legend Christopher Cross! Orgy stuff! Harsh words for Charleston Chews! PLUS: we finally settle the greatest debate of all: WHO THE MAN NOW, DAWG IS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can rework them into terrible Haikus! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Public Domain warrior, your least favorite [Adjective]Punk genre, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Still stuck inside? Looking for something to do? Give this minisode a listen and you'll be full of brand new ideas for things to do! It's time for QUARANTINE RECOMMENDATIONS PT. 2, because this time, we couldn't think of a better minisode idea! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read them! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite 80s wrestler, your least favorite 90s wrestler, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We waited entirely too long to tackle the original, so it only made sense to wait even longer to finally make our way to DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER! Listen in as we cover any and all Die Hard subjects, such as: Harsh words for Alaska! ER vs. Chicago Hope! Carmine Lorenzo: DC's Most Chicago-est Cop! SHRIMP TALK! Patrick's terrible mic technique! Plus, we launch the DENIM TROLL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can 3D print them onto edible paper! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Die Hard, your least favorite Die Hard In A, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we do our patriotic duty and skip watching STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE and choose to barely remember it instead. We probably spend more time talking about Next Generation. And Orson Welles. And Transformers. But hey, it's content, right? RIGHT!? Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can reroute them to forward deflector shields! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Orson, your least favorite Welles, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Check your inertial dampeners and engage warp drive with phasers set to FUN! This week, we're discussing 1982's STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN, because darn it, we just can't get enough of the Stars. Listen in as we trek far beyond star and cover any and all Khan-related business: Would Kirk sleep with a Predator? The contractual obligations of Shatner and Nimoy! Too much Rocky talk! The glory of Jim Varney! Elvis bits? Plus: things (as usual) go off the rails at the end! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can broadcast them via subspace frequencies to the Cardassians! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Star Trek, your least favorite Enterprise, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We've been threatening this for a long time. Now the bill comes due. This week, we three idiots go deep and RANK THE STAR WARS! That's it. That's all we do. And it took us over an hour. Please enjoy! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can write them on our own bathroom walls so it seems like we're not stuck inside all the time! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Star Wars, your least favorite Star Wars, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We did it. It is done. The Star Wars Saga is complete, and so are we. At least in covering Star Wars terms. We will continue. Just no more Star Wars. Until another Star Wars comes out. Anyway, this is our BLOATED take on RISE OF SKYWALKER! With special guest DEE AMARAL! Listen in as we cover anything and everything related to Skywalking: Jon did his very nerdy homework! Mark details his Star Trek: TNG rewatch! Canadian Sex Ed! WE STAN BABU FRIK! Harsh words for The Mystery Box! TOO MANY BITS! Plus, find out which two video games Dee has played! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can convince ourselves to continue to do this podcast! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Babu Frik, your least favorite Boolio, what movie to watch next or

Hey! Looking for something cool to watch, watch, listen to, read or play or listen to? Well guess what? WE GOT THE RECS! This week, we're presenting our QUARANTINE RECOMMENDATIONS to keep you distracted as the world burns! We recommend anything you could need, and also: We reminisce about the golden (drunk and violent) days of baseball! Harsh words for Old Navy Pants! Mark calls an audible and adds book recs at the last minute! Mark calls another audible and adds podcast recs at the laster minute! Jon calls an audible and adds video game recs at the lastest minute! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can fashion them into parodies of today's hits! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite quarantine recs, your least favorite alternative mi

Who am I? Who are you? Where are we? WHAT IS HAPPENING!? These questions and more will be kinda answered, then more questions will be asked by the end of 2002's THE BOURNE IDENTITY! Listen in as we cover all the lingering mysteries, like: how color worked pre- and post-9/11! Patrick gets too Southern again! So much nards talk! We unintentionally disrespect Roger Donaldson, director of Species! Mark details why he hates red lights! PLUS: WAY TOO MUCH THEATRE TALK! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read fly them as the flag for our new micronation! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Treadstone agent, your least favorite Jeremy Renner, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

THWIP-ITTY-DOO-DA! For this week's minisode, we're discussing our FAVORITE SPIDER-MAN VILLAINS, because let's face facts: these minisodes ran out of reasons for existing long ago. Listen in as we cover all the Spider-Man Rogues Gallery info you could ever need, plus: Patrick has phrasing problems! Some Russians drop by! A dynamite sitar impression! Fillet o' Fish semantics! PLUS: we write Rise of Skywalker checks we had no way of knowing we wouldn't be able to cash! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read them and remember the long long ago in the before times! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Spider-Man villain, your least favorite Symbiote, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

THWIP! It's been four years and we're finally spending some quality time with everybody's favorite ol' web head. This week, we're discussing 2002's SPIDER-MAN, and yes, Patrick is very upset. Listen in as we cover everything and anything that ISN'T Spider-Man: Harsh words for James Franco! Slash drops by! Harsh words for Fortnite! Jon keeps teasing Rise of Skywalker! Macho Man tells us how he became Bonesaw! Harsh words for Chevy Chase! Seriously, we barely stay on topic this week! PLUS: We give Spider-Man the John Hughes ending it always deserved. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can stay sane during social distancing! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Spider-Man, your least favorite Raimi brother, what movie to watch next or

What a ride it has been! In 4 years, we've covered over 80 movies, over 70 wackadoodle minisodes, a few forgotten bonusodes, and only ever lost a few recordings (RIP Darkman and Guardians)! Now it's time to celebrate the year that was with our 4TH ANNUAL PODVERSARY SPECIAL! Listen in as we cover our favorite movies of the year! Our least favorite movies of the year! The most surprising movies of the year! The worst Seagal impression of the year! And more of the year! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can remind ourselves why we do this! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite episode of the year, your least favorite Seagal, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It started with a puppy. Then a double cross. Now? Pigeon Powered Internet! Tick tock, listeners, the time has come to discuss 2019's JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 - PARABELLUM! Listen in as we cover anything and everything related to the Wickverse: Tetanus! Old timey directions! Homie the Clown! Sword v. Bullet! Hoof Bands! Jon pronounces "Mila Kunis" the worst possible way! PLUS: tag team partners Macho Man and Tom Waits drop by! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can carve them into the cookies we're baking tonight! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite killer horse, your least favorite deadly sushi, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we're discussing all the sprawling urban metropolis' that house our favorite shoot 'em ups. It's time for our FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE CITIES! Listen in as we make like urban planners and build the cities of your night terrors: Patrick screws Mark over once again! Mark knows too much Will Smith! We debate the merits of Kenneth Branagh! We barely even mention cities! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we kiss them and love them and squeeze them and hug them and call them George! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite action movie city, your least favorite Will Smith song, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

There are now two worlds. A world before Hard Target, and a world after Hard Target. This week, if we're discussing 1993's HARD TARGET, and nothing will ever be the same. Listen in as we gush all over the greatest JCVD film in existence: Jon debuts a surprisingly good Mel Gibson impression! Baby Detective! The glory of John Parr! Citizen Detective! Krumping versus Crunk! WILLIE BRIMS! Plus, the surprise return of BEST WEAPON and JOHN FOGERTY! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read them on the air! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite JCVD, your least favorite Arnold Vosloo, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

BAM! Sear some dorado skin side down because this week we've given up all pretense of these minisodes being even remotely connected to anything. We're discussing our FAVORITE TV CHEFS! Listen in as we cover anything and everything TV chef related: Harsh words for Bobby Flay! Kind words for Morimoto! A David Lynch cooking segment! Wolfgang Puck drops by! More! And MORE! Also, as mentioned, here's Martin Yan deboning a chicken in 18 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7m4XAVmFFI Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we put them on bus ads that will inevitably be graffitied over! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite chef, your least favorite BAM!, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

For our first podcast of 2020, we thought we'd treat ourselves to something awesome. But then Patrick locked us out of the studio, so we watched 2010's LEGION instead. Sorry! Listen in as we cover anything and everything in the Legion-verse: Axl Rose drops by! Too many flies! Mark dreams of Supermarket Sweep! Slash drops by! Inexplicable children! The ghost of George Michael drops by! A belated review of The Witcher on Netflix! Stuff! And more! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch them into vinyl and shoot them into space! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite movie angels, your least favorite movie diners, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We're ringing in the New Year the only way we know how: releasing a regularly scheduled minisode recorded weeks ago! This week, we're following up on Batman Returns by discussing our FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAINS, a topic we're not entirely sure we haven't already covered and have no intention of checking! Listen in as we cover everything Rogues Gallery related: Massive spoilers for DC's Final Crisis! Harsh words for Joaquin Phoenix! We debate Val Kilmer's Batman bonafides! Matthew Lesko! PLUS: our worst ending EVER! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can have them embroidered for our grandkids! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite popsicle, your least favorite shape, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

BANG! PUNCH SOUND! JINGLED BELLS! This week, in honor of the Yuletide season, we're discussing 1992's barely-a-Batman-movie: BATMAN RETURNS! Listen in as we cover everything BUT Christmas: Jon cuts promos all over the place! We reveal our death plans! Unsolicited advice for Kevin Smith! A dazzling limerick! Batman is ableist! Penguin is a pervy creep! PLUS: Penthouse Forum letters! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can have them glazed on to commemorative plates! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Batman, your least favorite Batman, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Once again, we've run out of Minisode ideas, so after deep reflection and meaningful discussions of faith, we've decided to just go through the ROBOCOP 2 IMDB TRIVIA PAGE! Listen in as we cover all the Robocop 2 trivia you can handle: Cute Firearms! The despotic genius of Irvin Kershner! Lawrence Kasdan drops by! More France bashing! Our favorite Good Eats kitchen hacks! Plus, Jon decries adult running form! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use them as backstories for our new RIFTS characters! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite trivia, your least favorite Kasdan, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!