Body Counts And Beer

Dead or alive, you're coming with us...again. This week, we're dipping our toes back into Lake OCP to discuss one of the wackiest and worst sequels of all time...ROBOCOP 2! Listen in as we discuss everything and anything of and in Robocop: Jon continues issuing challenges! A true Home Improvement story! APPLES! Some Prince stuff! Mark has beef with free t-shirts! The death of subtlety! And more-ish! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can gaze upon them lovingly at night when we can't sleep! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite failed Robocop, your least favorite Fanta, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Now that our tummies aren't full of turkey and booze and lets face it mostly booze, we're back with a brand new minisode! Jack Swokowski and Jeremy Dionisio of Rain Delay Theater join us once again to discuss our FAVORITE FICTIONAL TOURNAMENTS! Pop on by as we cover anything and everything in between, but mostly just our favorite fictional tournaments! I mean, you know how this works. Hopefully. If you're new here, welcome! There's goof 'em ups in them thar podcasts! Check out our friends from Rain Delay Theater at raindelaytheater.com or follow them on Twitter/Instagram @raindelaypod! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use them as backstories for our new Shadowrun characters! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite tournament, you

This week, we rectify one of our biggest blind spots and finally tackle a Bruce Lee movie, and we brought some friends along! Jeremy Dionisio and Jack Swokowski from Rain Delay Theater drop by to discuss 1973's ENTER THE DRAGON! Listen in as we cover everything that matters and everything else that doesn't: We remake A Star Is Born! The Glory of 70s Fashion! Our backyard wrestling pasts! An education in Beverly Hills 90210! Too many elephant movies! Plus, we introduce our new favorite character: The Gamblingest Hitler! Check out our friends from Rain Delay Theater at raindelaytheater.com or follow them on Twitter/Instagram @raindelaypod! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can turn them into the hottest new customizable collectible card game! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know

Heed the call and join us, your wizened old teacher, as we lead you on an adventure beyond compare! This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE MOVIE MENTORS, and nothing will ever be the same!* *Everything will remain the same Listen in as we cover everything mentor and mentor-adjacent: the Hitler Actors Guild! Sad Doc Brown! New fascist mail services! The glory days of VHS rental! PLUS: entirely too much "Welcome Back Kotter" talk! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can plug them into a Speak-N-Spell and have a robot read them to us! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite mentor, your least favorite Mentos, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Nobody can be told what Body Counts and Beer is, they can only be shown. Take the NyQuil, and you'll be whisked back to sleep, your sniffles temporarily abated. Take the DayQuil, and you get to listen to our rad new episode about 1999's THE MATRIX! Get your leather pants and duster out of the 90's and teach yourself kung fu, because we got everything this week: Jon once again explains an obscure manga hero! Patrick and Mark get hurt by the X-Files all over again! The Illustrious Criminal Governors of Illinois! T-Rex: Dino Racist! The halcyon days of clicky cell phone sounds! Stupid 90's hacker BS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can illustrate them as children's books! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite trench coat, your least

OOPS! Last time this got uploaded, it was just the end credits followed by PROLONGED SILENCE. Let us try this again! IT'S HALLOWEEN WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR DRACULA 2OOO BABEEEEEEEEEEEE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can calligraphy them onto fancy paper as Christmas gifts for relatives! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Scottish Dracula, your least favorite Gerard Butler, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

DOUBLE DOSE OF HALLOWEEN GOODNESS! This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE DEFUNCT RECORD STORES! Why? Because we've lost all semblance of creativity apparently! We got Tower Records! We got Borders! We got Sam Goody! We got embarrassing first date stories! We got embarrassing open mic stories! We got EVERYTHING! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use them to bribe famous people (NOT TOM CRUISE) on to our dumb podcast! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite record store subgenre, your least favorite magazine, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We're going to back to the well in the worst possible way! We covered our Favorite Movie Post-Apocalypse way back in July 2017, but now we're discussing our FAVORITE DYSTOPIAN SOCIETY, which is a totally different thing and there's probably no overlap. Probably. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can twist them into balloon animals and give them to randos on the street! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Taco Bell secret menu item, your least favorite balloon animal, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Throw on your Grammaton-iest cloaks and start precision gun flailing, because this week we're discussing the bizarro Matrix-meets-1984 dystopia fest EQUILIBRIUM! We got everything this episode: GUNKATA! Hulk Romano! Terrible teen fashions! Harsh words for Marky Mark and, as usual, Morrissey! The Comics Code Authority and George Lucas drop by! PLUS: Cronenbergian Candy! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can rub them together to make fire on this deserted island! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Cleric of Pelor, your least favorite Cleric of Grammaton, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It blew our mind when we realized we hadn't done a minisode devoted to our favorite car chases. So, after picking up the fragments of our psyches, we recorded this minisode about our FAVORITE CAR CHASES! This minisode has everything: Tesla smashin'! A special tribute to Golden Earring! Jon gets James Frey'd! Mark shakes his fist at modern art! Goofs! And more! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can print them on edible paper and serve them as amuse bouches! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite chase, your least favorite root beer, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

VRRROOOOMMM! This week, spray some paint on your teeth and follow us into Valhalla, as we join the Cult of the V8 and take on 2015's MAD MAX: FURY ROAD! Listen in as we cover everything: The startling lack of truck nuts! Haircut stories! The terror of wearing Mystique makeup! Vatican stories! Mark gets his Limp Bizkit on! Ranking the Woodstocks! The true lesson of 1984! PLUS: Patrick coins the most disgusting word EVER! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we turn them into patches and sew them on to our jumpsuits! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite fury, your least favorite road, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WATCH OUT! This week we give you what you cool babies are after. After our horse drowned in the swamps of MISSING IN ACTION, we're on to greener pastures as we discuss our FAVORITE COVER SONGS! Jon's Picks: "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by David Byrne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izx8J6U7xzo "Diamond Dogs" by Beck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4tF0pjKdQI Patrick's Picks: "I Will Survive" by Cake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rCUQjmkxU "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" by Guns N' Roses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8OHybVhQwc "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" by George Michael and Elton John https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsKqMNDoR4o Mark's Picks: "Burning Down The House" by Tom Jones and The Cardigans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYuldgIOelY "I Am The Walrus" by Men Without Hats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvxwD_G8vTE "Common People" by William Shatner, Ben Folds and Joe Jackson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0 Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or

It had to happen eventually. We could not deny our destiny. Today is the day we finally give in to the torment that is watching a Chuck Norris movie! This week, we're discussing 1984's MISSING IN ACTION! Listen in as we cover everything and anything: Harsh words for The Expendables! Jon tells a terrifying Jerry Lee Lewis story! We solve Russia's Tsar problem! ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK! PLUS: Someone gets a Whammy! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can bury them for eons to be discovered as relics by archeologists of the future! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Chuck Norris movie, just kidding we know that's not a thing, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Listeners, we don't often pray to you, we don't have the tongue for it. But today, please enjoy our minisode where we go over the IMDB trivia page for CONAN THE BARBARIAN! And if you don't, then TO HELL WITH YOU! Kidding. We love you. Don't abandon us. Eavesdrop with our invitation as we cover anything and everything: VOICES! Vicious packs of dogs! More camel talk! Morer harsh words for Oliver Stone! Very special scenes from very special episodes of very special sitcoms! More! And ET CETERA! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read them to our significant others as proof we're not wasting our time! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite piece of movie trivia, your least favorite Toaster Strudel flavor, what movie to watch next or

Ponder the Riddle of Steel and pray to Crom, because this week we're traveling to the far reaches of pulp adventure with 1982's CONAN THE BARBARIAN! Listen in as we make like a snake cult and chant stuff like: Harsh words for Oliver Stone! A tragic misunderstanding of the Mandela Effect! Harsh words for League of Legends! The reason Jon can't take crucifixion scenes seriously! Mark instigates a soda fight! PLUS: mild "spoilers" for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can recreate them with Alpha-Bits cereal! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite prayer to an unforgiving Earth god, your least favorite snake, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It wasn't our intention to be gone this long, but life has a funny way of things. Especially when it comes to scheduling rehearsals and performances of storefront theatre goof 'em ups! But hey, we're BACK, and this week, we're discussing 2019's TRIPLE THREAT! Listen in as we do what we always do: A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING! We've got: harsh words for Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest! Kind words for Alice Cooper! We invent a new drug: FAT POWDER! Fried bologna tips! A brief reminiscence of Liquid Television and the glory days of pepperoni! PLUS: We very likely mispronounce ALL! THE! NAMES! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can score them with trance music and have our reviews played as graduation songs! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite mov

Consider this unanticipated hiatus OVER! After vacations and a technical snafu killed our DARKMAN episode (and more importantly, our minisode about Favorite Movie Overcoats), we're finally BACK! And this week, we're just as stupidly incoherent as ever as we create our very own HOMEMADE TRIPLE THREATS! That's right, next week we're discussing the DTV action extravaganza TRIPLE THREAT, starring Iko Uwais, Tiger Chen and Tony Jaa, so in their honor, we're building our OWN triple threats. And they are awesome. Perhaps we're biased. Or perhaps we're geniuses. You decide. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can screen print them onto our favorite t-shirts! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, how much you missed us, what you did on your spring vacation,

Uncoil your whip, load your revolver and tip that fedora back, because this week we're FINALLY going back, way back, back in the times to discuss 1981's RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! Listen in as we cover thirty stupid things for every pertinent thing, including: The charmed life of Jerry O'Connell! Harsh words for Chris Columbus, the director AND the explorer! Patrick Bromley: Big John Shirt Connoisseur! Mark misremembers all of Dick Tracy! Harsh words for Alec Baldwin! PLUS: Time Warner's newest compilation tape HISTORY'S GREATEST DEATHS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can stage them as storefront theatre musicals! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite movie whip, your least favorite movie hat, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT

Not only is there gold in them thar hills, but there's gold in them thar MOVIES! This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE TREASURE HUNTIN' MOVIES! Listen in as we start digging on the X and don't stop until we hit pyrite: Once again, we wax poetic about Star Trek killing God! A litany of Coen Brothers quotes! We pitch alternate versions of National Treasure! Patrick regales us with tales of The Halloween Tree! Plus: SOME GOONIES STUFF I GUESS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read them to strangers on the bus! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite movie treasure, your least favorite movie McGuffin, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

In an effort to appease everyone's schedule, we watched the shortest movie we could find. Unfortunately for all involved, that movie was 1993's ROBOT WARS! The only good news? It was free. Joining us on this horrifying journey is special guest DEE AMARAL, of our Rambo III episode fame! Listen in as we cover everything: the Secret Origin of Michelin Stars! Brian DePalma's Wizard of Oz! Talkin' Frasier! Dee spills all the Real Housewives hot goss we can handle! Mark pitches a Cronenberg! We reminisce about getting beat up for Starter jackets! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can have them frosted onto cookie cakes! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Full Moon production, your least favorite Full Moon production, what movie to watch