Body Counts And Beer

Dust off your old letterman jacket, make like Ozzy Osbourne and bark at the moon! This week, for no good reason, we're discussing the 1985 Michael J. Fox classic TEEN WOLF! Listen in on our deepest, darkest secrets regarding wolves that are in their formative years, including: Harsh words for David Foster Wallace! We name America's Favorite Fox! Harsh words for David Mamet! An appreciation for Gravedigger, King of the Monster Trucks! Harsh words for Neil Labute! Mark and Patrick get way too sexual over melons! Harsh words for MTV's Teen Wolf TV show! Our newest billion dollar idea: Bowl-A-Ramen! Plus, stick around after the credits to hear our lovely parody song "Teen Wolves of Beacon Town!" Follow along with the lyrics below! I saw a Teen Wolf with a bucket of paint in his hand Walking through the streets of Beacon Town in the rain He was looking for the theatre at Beacon Town High Gonna build a set for a civil war play Aghooooo Teen Wolves of Beacon Town X2 Aghooooo You see him dribbling, going up