Body Counts And Beer

It's finally happened. It took two years, but it's finally happened. The moon and the stars and the sun and the planets have aligned, and given unto us our greatest blessing: Nic Cage as John Travolta and John Travolta as Nice Cage! This week, we're taking on the 1997 John Woo classic FACE/OFF! Grab yourself a peach and creepily savor it for hours as we cover all the bases on this one, including: Proper weight gain technique for those that have been Face/Offed; We get sidetracked naming all the G.I. Joe characters, and there are way more than you thought; Mark savagely defends the honor of Christopher Cross; the extensive and intensive therapy all the characters in Face/Off will need to endure; Sex Calzones; tips and hints to win Supermarket Sweep; and the secret to airplane flight (HINT: it involves ritual sacrifice!). Dear Bowling Alley Owners: Patrick Bromley has ALL your shoes. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and re