Body Counts And Beer

BAM! POW! ZAP! These are the onomatopoeias that could have saved an entire cinematic universe! Instead, we were served the flabby, dry, crusty slab of trash meat called JUSTICE LEAGUE! The latest in a brief line of apathetic turds thrust upon humanity by Warner Bros! Listen as we absolutely excoriate this cinematic cracked toilet bowl: Jon finally defines the antithesis of action movies! We learn that nobody gives a rat's ass about secret identities! Mark goes HAM at the end! Flash and Cyborg: Casual Grave Robbers! We try to determine who lowered the frame rate on all the CGI! The uncanny valley pays an unfortunate visit to Henry Cavill's face! BATCRAB! Flash's Mjolnir arms! PLUS: we attempt to figure out the maddening geography of Metropolis, Gotham City and Chicago! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we cans does goods for youse! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.face