Body Counts And Beer

We failed. We sought to wash the bad taste of Street Fighter: The Movie out of our mouths with a superior Van Damme flick. Instead, we watched the Cannon Film Group hunk o' cinematic poo CYBORG. It's absolutely one of the worst films we've watched for this podcast, and we are not happy about that one bit. Listen as we cover any and every base we can: the hubris of Cannon Film Group, the exact percentage of screaming in Cyborg, some jangling keys, the return of Coke Guy, the debut issue of the Pirate Gazette, Jon goes out of his way to anger all Final Fantasy fans, we elevate some Denny's cuisine in the name of filling time, and once again, we unleash the Bonus Bullet Point FAVORITE MALL RESTAURANT! Plus: Mark doesn't know how cocaine works and Jon somehow finds a way to bring up Star Wars. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review, so we can get the confidence to ask Woman McLadyPerson to the Big Dance! F