Body Counts And Beer

It took us 30 episodes, 25 minisodes and 4357.8 terrible impressions of Werner Herzog, but we finally did it: WE WATCHED A STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE! *Air Horn Sound* *Air Horn Sound* That's right, this week we're discussing the 1992 military industrial complex-themed porno known as UNDER SIEGE! We start with full penetration and we never look back! This episode has a little bit of everything: the Lovecraftian horror of Busey in drag, celebrity chef night at Planet Hollywood, new uses for Siri, PIES!, Chekhov's Cake, SPORTS FIGHTS!, and boat stuff, all in service of cinema's most extended dick metaphor! Plus: Mark erases the contents of Jon's phone to stop him from proving Mark wrong! Zinedine Zidane Headbutt Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF4iWIE77Ts Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating/review, as they are the Tenzing Norgay's that will guide us to the top of the charts! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter