Don't Be An Idiom

Episode 40: Now serving ticket number 40 at the Far Out Deli of Cosmic Knowledge. Press your face against the display case of our finest array of language lunch meats. We've got hyperbole ham steak that is right on the edge but still full price (we wouldn't want to insult you with a clearance price), links of simile sausage as long as the Lambton worm, metaphor mortadella that'll have you begging for "morcy", and don't forget the coup de grâce...fresh ground rat dogs. You'll be feeling hunky dory when you step into the limelight of supermarket stardom! Is this some sort of supermarket themed TV show? No. But you won't know the difference once you've slid our rotten meats down your gullet. They don't call it a "trip" to the deli for nothing! Did we say limelight yet? Limelight. Oh wait, we already said it. Don't forget the yellow mustard.