News Roundup

Got started this week with that mass shooting at the Russian college, and then went into the La Palma volcano eruption. Then it was the assassination attempt on a top aide of Ukraine's president, Rare medical condition causes man to ejaculate from anus, the Haitian immigrant crisis and all the fake news, and an Italian priest was arrested for stealing church money for drugs and sex orgies. Music: Nine Inch Nails/"Heresy"