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Matt Storrs explains how his attempts to innovate and advance language have been stymied by those less linguistically adventurous. Comedian and linguistic expert Myq Kaplan tells Matt that what he got wrong was the idea that people get things wrong. There's a whole lot of unpacking of language and how it develops. Matt also unpacks how his father deliberately sang incorrect song lyrics to him for years. They talk about garden sentences and morphemes. They mix their metaphors!Their interaction is so insightful that it might advance language more than the works of Shakespeare and Chuck Tingle Learn More and find Myq:Myqkaplan.substack.com @myqkaplan Myq's albums are available on various streaming platforms.Myqkaplan.comHis book “heart brain art train” is available on his websiteDry Bar special is at drybarcomedy.com/myqk and the promo code MYQKAPLAN will get people a free month of Dry Bar subscriptionHis special “small dork and handsome” is on Amazon

Matt Storrs does everything he can to take down the "big go bag" industry. Disaster preparedness expert Patrick Hardy commends Matt on his disaster knowledge and shares some helpful tips on how to prepare for the unexpected. How it's the small disasters for which you really have to prepare.The bug out bag tasting menuHow to address natural, technology, security, and common disasters. How dates can become major disasters if you don't watch out and carry an emergency kit. Leaarn More:https://disasterpatrick.com/

Matt Storrs explains how having sex in a city tends to be more enjoyable than sex in rural areas. Performer, producer, and Sex and the City expert Bailey Swilley (@heybailay) kindly explains that Matt Carrie Bradshaw is more than an inspiration for a Pokestop. How to gauge the success of a date based on the vibes of the restaurant's waitstaff. How can you cash in on your friend's romantic failings in your own internet or newspaper column? Learn more: GIMME A SIGN! on Tuesday, April 1 at 7 pm!Caveat: http://caveat.nyc/events/gimme-a-sign-4-1-2025Website: https://www.baileyswilley.com

Matt Storrs explains how Starry Night by Vincet Van Gogh started out as a set of prints and merchandise and only later became a painting.  Independent curator, Ann Shafer, kindly tells Matt that he has a great sense of the spirt of the art world but he's mostly backwards in his understandings. Why gettign a museum membership is one of the first things you shuld do upon moving to a new city. Mat explains the concerning trend of people tring to lick paintings to gain connection to artists. How scratch and sniff paintings have become increasingly popular in the modern art climate. Like always, it somehow relates back to Martin Luther and capitalism. Learn More:Powerhouse Arts: Brooklyn Fine Art Print Fair https://www.brooklynprintfair.org/https://www.platemarkpodcast.com/https://linktr.ee/annshafer?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZ0hPGsPx7Q1sDkcy9rY4UOCnocKKBAk12IDXoeYcXDZtd4iciWL-_h2aY_aem_ztbT7-jJYVutvklzIfFh-g

Matt Storrs explains how wedding planning has deep ties to the mafia.Expert wedding planner Ashley Jackson (@timelessdreamevents) corrects matt and details how wedding planning is more than having a good spreadsheet and "knowing a guy."How many wedding venues have started putting in Mcdonald's play areas to keep children occupied? Matt gives a surprisingly accurate explanation of the origin of the mafia. Why you should tell Matt if his hair looks bad.If you're at a wedding with Matt, he's got your back and your femur. How the mark of a great DJ is how many bones break on the dance floor. Learn More:https://timelessdreamevents.com

Matt Storrs explains how it can be helpful to hire repair people who also happen to be paranormal investigators. That way if there isn't a practical solution to your electrical problem they can communicate with the spirits causing the issue. Expert in ghosts and the paranormal, Rebecca Williamson (https://cambrehouse.com/) rates Matt's understanding is pretty accurate, though most don't have access to Ikea sheets. What to do (and how to capitalize) if you find out your wedding venue is haunted. How knowing the types of haunting might be the difference between a good wedding and something much more macabre.

Matt Storrs explains the details how the wheel was created to play the game Round Net aka Spike Ball.Ben Dantowitz corrects Matt that the sport originated more recently in 1989 and has been growing ever since. How Round Net helps solve the third space problem around the United States by bringing people together.Why isn't human skin the first choice for those looking for elasticity? How roundnet can help you understand physics and how to hunt crocodiles. Learn More:Ben Dantowitz has over a decade of experience in roundnet ranging across sports administration, event management, community building, video production, and yes, even playing when he gets the chance. For more from him, check out his YouTube channel (the channel work varies as much as his involvement). https://www.youtube.com/@bdantowitz/videosIf there's just one thing to check out, it's this 2024 Documentary inspired by sports documentaries like "Break Point" and "Drive to Survive" that he co-executive produced for ESP

Matt Storrs explains that boudoir (furniture) photography originated with people trying to reveal secret revolver compartments. Alicia Schmidt (@buxomboudoir) gives Matt a C- due to him getting sidetracked about hiding sacks of gold. They discuss how people and NOT furniture tend to be the subjects of boudoir photography.Learn More:Buxom Boudoir is Wisconsin’s only full service, body affirming boudoir studio on Lake Michigan. The studio advocates for diversity, making sessions at Buxom Boudoir a joyful experience for all shapes, sizes, races, sexualities and physical abilities. Photographer Alicia Schmitt is continually striving to create healing body image shoots for her clients by learning more about body neutrality and self love. She passes this education on to her clients, making a session at Buxom Boudoir so much more than just a photo shoot. This is a celebratory, healing experience that will forever change the way you feel about your body.www.buxomboudoir.comwww.instagram.com/buxomboudoirwww.facebook.c

Matt Storrs details how to scam your local sandwich shop with rare coins for sandwiches and profit.The Silver Picker (https://thesilverpicker.com/) gives matt 10% accuracy for enthusiasm.How can you find a uranium dime from 1977 and get into the dangerous side of coin collecting?Matt describes how by collecting the right gold coins you can learn the secrets of alchemy.How to avoid scams when getting into a new hobby.The joy you can feel after discovering a family member's coin collection.How coins are physically and metaphorically slippery.Plus, Matt compliments the ethics of his listeners.Learn More:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzQMSG5hAo7ghn_VcCL_GKw

Matt Storrs explains how we have wildlife filmmakers to thank for coming up with the idea for Nerds Rope and Gummy Clusters. Shannon Malone-deBenedictis (https://www.padlincreative.com/) gives Matt a 30-40% accuracy rating and agrees that animals are divas. Why it might be unexpectedly dangerous to be a production assistant on a remote wildlife filmmaking shoot. Matt reveals the 13th most common injury for trail walkers and hikers. How to access roadkill in Nordic countries to improve your carnivore filming chances. The fine line between bear proofing and human proofing. How to not get mistaken for Bigfoot.

Matt Storrs explains the importance of having a "home" body so that you can always have security. Expert Brandyn Jenkins ( www.homebodyfriends.com) explains that "Comfort is key for every Homebody" and that jumping between different bodies might not be the best thing for you. Matt details the importance of adequate contracts when agreeing to lease or lease out your body to prospective users. How we're more than just a skin suit but also a skeleton and circulatory system. How to find something that makes you feel at home, whether that's in your house or at your campsite.

Matt Storrs explains how banning books that are boring might be a better option than banning books that make you question your values. Book-banning expert and author Ryan Estrada, (ryanestrada.com) details how many of the people trying to ban books haven't so much as read the title, let alone the books they want to ban. They discuss how a small set of people backed by private schools have taken to school boards and public hearings to cause a literary ruckus. Plus, book-burning safety recommendations given that ink has a dangerously sweet smell. Matt explains how book burnings can easily get out of control and how keeping a fire extinguisher on hand is important. Matt explains that the original fanfiction was William Shakespeare trying to build off of Christopher Marlowes' work.

Matt Storrs details the growing South American trend of elective body procedures, like the Uruguayan Spine Elongation and Tail Attachment. Medical tourism expert Rebecca Housley (https://www.transformativeescapes.com/), explains thatMatt doesn't fully understand the "tourism" portion of medical tourism. They discuss the growing trends of medical tourism and how people should be wary of medical procedures performed on tugboats. How can you get your hairline readjusted in Turkey and get free saran wrap for the trip home? How elective surgery is covered in maritime waters. ( be sure to go beyond the bays) How Argentina has set itself apart on the world's stage by leading the way in calf reduction surgeries.

Matt Storrs digs into the mysterious origins of crypto in the myths of old. Comedian and crypto expert Viv Ford (@vivford) notes that Matt knows a lot of key terms but doesn't seem to know much about actual crypto. Matt explains how building blocks with fabric tape can be chained together so you can build and not lose any under the couch. How the Catholic church backed Doge. Decentralization of Web 3 and cryptocurrencies and how that will reshape our future. How web 3 is like the book of Mormon. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains how rubbing your birthstone into the fur and skin of your astrological sign can infuse the stone with unexpected energy. Comedian and astrology expert Tom Achilles (@tomachilles) gives Matt a 75% rating for accuracy. They discuss how rubbing stones into different animals can supercharge the stone's powers. To make your resume stand out, include your astrological information next to your education information. This will show that you're a good cultural fit. The lesser-known forms of astrology from Norwegian culture. Plus, Matt details one of his most embarrassing moments from college. Learn More: https://www.tomachilles.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains that Xena Warrior Princess was the first introduction to BDSM for a whole generation. Sex educator, an occasional pro dom, a fetish wrestler, the world record holder for volume squirting, and an expert on all things sex and BDSM, Lola Jean (@lolajeandotcom) rates Matt's accuracy at 40-60% How the Song of Solomon helped foot fetishists come confidently into the light. Was Jesus the original Brat? How kink can close the loop on our insecurities. How Dungeons and Dragons create transferable skills to kink. Learn More: Lolajean.com 7daysofdomination.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs details the intriguing and fascinating tax evasion tactics of the Real Housewives series. Writer, Comedian, and Real Housewives expert, Bobby Hankinson (@bobbyhank) gives Matt 2.75 out of 5 bottles of rosé for accuracy. Matt explains how many of tthe Real Housewives have illustrious educational resumes and have prolific voice-over work. Matt and Bobby come up with what could be the next big collector's item: Real Housewives Action Figures. Matt details a very special unaired episode of Bluey about income inequality, guest starting some of the Real Housewives. How the Real Housewives is not unlike pro wrestling. How The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is nearly perfect television. Learn more: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/kweendom-tickets-1015841077007 https://www.amazon.com/dp/1733568263/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_G42TTD85DB41N5AH5WWM More from Matt: https://linktr.ee/mtstorrs --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains how building an Earthship is not unlike living a real-world Animal Crossing. Comedian and Earthship builder, Chad Riden, tells Matt that he's surprisingly accurate! They discuss what got Chad interested in Earth SHips and sustainable building. Much like life, the first step of building an Earth Ship is cleaning up what people left behind. How to vanquish your enemies in the state legislature really great sustainable architecture There has always been a human drive to create sustainable ships and the associated cults. Find graffiti artists to make your house look spiffy. Mat details his minimal understanding of how to use a sun oven. Learn More: Chad Riden lives on the Taos County, New Mexico (USA!) high desert mesa where he is building a sustainable, off the grid compound with some awesome friends. Want to help? Give him a yell. @ChadRiden https://ChadRiden.comhttps://linktr.ee/chadriden #earthships #mattsplaining #sustainable #sustainablebuilding #chadriden #mattstorrs

Matt Storrs explains casting movies has effectively become like Money Ball but for Glen Powell in wet white t-shirts. Expert, Jaquan Kelsor (Acthound) explains how the casting process has gone through a metamorphosis in the last two decades. How technology has made breaking into the creative arts more welcoming and manageable. How to learn who to trust in the acting business, one program at a time. Matt explains how to break actors down into the component parts of their most iconic scenes. How casting a movie is not unlike adding balsamic vinegar to ice cream or melons. Learn More: https://acthound.com/ https://linktr.ee/acthound https://instagram.com/acthound --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains how scientific progress has stilted in addressing mosquito-based diseases like dengue fever due to the inability to create new drinks with quinine-type additives. PhD student in microbiology, Eva (eva_like_foreva), explains that treatments and preventatives are much more complex than Matt understands. Matt details the many reasons he dislikes tonic (It tastes like poison, has a strange mouth feel, and has too much sugar for how bad it tastes) How Maleria inspired the creation of the dance the merengue. How foam parties started with good intentions but are ultimately just a good way to get a rash. Learn more: https://www.lifelinemusical.com/ https://www.cdc.gov/dengue/index.html https://thispodcastwillkillyou.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support