Double Deuce Podcast

The Notes: We're a relentless podcast machine! Will did the Dave & Busters research! Live episode 555 (oops all 5's!) on 7/11! Just like a European penis (white and slippery)! Eat a tin of dicks packed in oil! America's Next Top Sea Captain! Just like Quint from Jaws! Bring your own fives! Will Goes to Panera Too Much Corner! Will is like a bagel! Will is PH-balanced for Go Time! Russell Brand will never be an astronaut! Don't go into the void, kids! Void snacks! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his ma

Early morning Deuce and Nelson's in his bowls! The Notes: Intro take 2! Accidental Cosby! Next Live Show, Episode 555 (oops all 5's!), on 7/11! Mark your calendars! The numbers got Nelson again! Spolier alert for A Beautiful Mind! Russell Crowe, and Australians in general! Getting drunk in a swamp with Australians! Sleep issues! O Pioneers, but it's us this time! Averill Family Drama Corner! Happy Mother's Day to all the moms! Big love to the moms! Don't cross them moms! Not our best Economics Corner! Will's a bee that wants to have sex with a human lady! Will's Compartmentalization Song! Make the feelings fit! Update on the Legend of Boog Highberger's Gold! Are you a treasure-hunter!? Do you love him or waterboard him!? Hot jamz for the wasteland! Hooray for physical media! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please

Sorry for the delay, we had a last-minute morning zoom and Nelson's back was hurting too much to get things finished right away, but we're here now! The Notes: Good morning! Morning episode vibes! The ubiquitous chicken truck! How do they ship chickens these days!? Will's Nelson impression is Gil from the Simpsons! Will's wife Jaq has chicken knowledge and outside pork opinions, but Will says do your own research! Slab bacon BLTs! BLT picnics and how they can go wrong! Will has a bacon buddy! Will's totally real Canadian friend, Reagan Johnson! Don't you dare try to trickle down Nelson! Edible hats! The boot community! Lethal levels of practicing law! The Legend of Spicy Beef Gaus and the Yakuza! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Googl

Zooming amidst the tornados! The Notes: It's tornado weather in Kansas again! Never bring a squid to a cockfight! Cock representation! Squid v Rooster tale of the tape! Elderly gladiators! Let them go out on their own terms (let them fight)! Is this Will's best idea!? Will's Top 5 Ideas! Pro-biotic hotdogs! Hotdog butter! What's more lickable!? #DDLickable! War rematches! You'll do more atrocities on amphetamines! Keep the ass-kicking at home! Will's dad taught him a lot of things! Licking papers! Can we borrow your eyewash station!? You can make butter out of anything! The poop question! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Po

Corners, corners, corners! The Notes: British Accents Corner! What We're Watching Corner! Sports Corner! Civic Engagement Corner! Wisconsin Wrap-Up Corner! Cheese Corner! Kids in the NBA Corner! #DDSportsSituation! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, o

Sunday night zoomin'. The Notes: Acting Corner! Warm ups v beers! Stay warm so you don't got to get warm! The time-honored tradition of drunk acting! Irene Ryan! Happy Hour Corner! Bite radius, baby! No genocide, please! They were so starved, even we were appetizing! Double Deuce Pod: Nourishment in a Storm! Any pizza in a storm! Teasing the Deuce! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley,

So sorry for the delay in release! There were sleep problems, back problems, water problems, internet problems, etc, etc, etc. But, we're still here! Also, a cat vomited on the meager notes, leaving us note-less. What little we've got, here you go! The Notes: Koala admen! The only tang astronauts like is poontang! Mustard Tim vs Vinegarette Tim! Mustard Tim has no secrets from us! Los glizzantes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley

The Notes: The Mustard Bros are back in town! This episode is basically a quick recounting of the trip we took with our lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus / bandleader Matt Gaus to Wisconsin, featuring the Mustard Museum, the House on the Rock, the Village Green, and more! We also tease the story of us being heroes, but you'll have to hit the patreon to get that tale! Also, in a quick Sports Corner, we celebrate Nelson's basketball dominance and Will's honesty and humility! See, I told you we were heroes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Ro

We're in Wisconsin! But last week we were in Lawrence, recording this episode! Don't remember a lick of it, so I'll leave you to the notes which, regrettably, were notes for a second in-person episode in a row and therefore they're a mixed bag, baby. The Notes: The snow bothers Will anyway, like Elsie in that movie! All Will's hills are weird! Any hill's a good place to die, at least there's a view! Hill people vs valley people! England is catching hill-based strays! Bill Nye's time is nigh, sexually! Bill Nye's sexual charisma is so absolute it could devour the stars! Nelson's night thoughts and Will's dream sexin'! We really dive into the potential mechanical hurdles of tall people having sex! We're on a mustard trip as we speak! [editor's note, Mustard Museum is THE place] Are you in Wisconsin right now, let's hang! Tommy Bartlett's Robot World! Nelson is a reluctant hero! Nelson's starting a revolution for the kids! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Thread

Despite god's greatest technical challenges being given to us, their humblest champions, we have persevered! The Notes: I don't even remember how we started cause now there's a man talking about greenhouse gases somewhere on Will's computer and he found a good hiding spot! Will silenced Ben Shapiro! Does Will masturbate to science videos or to Ben Shapiro, because it's obviously one of the two! Spotify betrayed us (mostly Will)! Aside from his head, Ben Shapiro is obviously hairless as a Harkonnen! Will thinks a lot about Ben Shapiro's eyebrows! "Eyebrow Guy" is a reductive term! Big & Bushy! Can you be a good eyebrow owner/manager without being an eyebrow doctor!? An argument ensues about whether Big & Bushy would be better as a brick and mortar or out of the back of a van! Will needs an eyebrow business plan before Nelson can agree to run this eyebrow business! Zoom has betrayed us (or possibly Will's internet)! Hey book world, give Nelson the new hotness! #GiveNelsonWhatsHot! Will is really taking

The Notes: Get out of our dreams, get off of our lawns, and get into our car! We recorded this while driving back from KC after a successful afternoon of business (there was an eensy bit of gunrunning)! The good news is we were together in person! The bad news is Nelson was holding the mic and couldn't take notes, so what's coming next is a wonderful mystery! All we know is these kids don't know how to do phones! And just how does our local flammable hotel stack up against other flammable hotels in the national all-time hotel flammability rankings!? Home again! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keez

In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson's quest for the mythical Young Brimley! Brimsley v Brimley! Chubby grandpas packing heat! Lost in the Brimley weeds! Do your own Young Brimley research! Will supposes Brimley might be the young Giancarlo Espesito! Brimley is the Cumberbatch of medical conditions! Tougher US President: Teddy Roosevelt or Harrison Ford!? Could Brimley do an Air Force One!? Brimley ages like a cat! Nelson once again demands the butthole cut! Society's got buttholes! Airing out the ol' butthole! A society with free flying buttholes would make subway travel untenable! #LetThemButtholesFly! Immortality means better buttholes! How do them cocoons handle the chlorine!? An implied ruh-roh! Nelson forgets about Fisher Stevens! Remake Perfect Strangers, you cowa

Deuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We're like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce Bronte! Club Crackers contain the sum of human yumminess! The Sum of Human Yumminess (dir. Ang Lee)! Take a meeting with us Ang Lee, you coward! Sorry England, you have a complicated history and fun stereotypes! A Perfect Storm for a Recipe for Disaster (dir. Ang Lee)! Nelson is distressed but delighted by stealth Shoresy! Nelson's got slings and arrows problems! Shoresy vs Europe or Ang Lee vs Europe! Love-watching vs hate-watching! Will is watching just for the hate of the game! Will's hate-watch picks: Hijack & All Her Faults! Nelson never forgets a Toby! Bad Snook management! Will learns about the good and bad Hanks boys! Will accuses Chet Hanks of onomatopoeia! We both love Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, as per

In person, with special appearance by Ollie! The Notes: Metaphorical divorce! We're healing souls! Hearts vs feathers! Ancient aliens! The threat of Auman! Will's Top 5 Questions! 1) creamer vs stuffer!? 2) What's the deal with that big turn!? 3) Bad time-assassins!? What's the deal with the mill levy!? (asked & answered!) 5) Why did you hurt me!? The healing power of passive aggression! Hell yeah, Ollie! Ollie's Impressions Corner! Jennifer Coolidge, we need your help! Ollie's lunchbox! School gossip! Will is hoisted by his fact petard! Ollie's School Lunch Corner song! Ollie's Double Deuce Corner song! Fighting fire with pure charisma! View to a Kill: the firefighter's anthem! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon

The Notes: Will walks it in! We're together, in person, and outside! Pom Corner! My Town's Gone Crazy in the News Corner! Window masturbation! British innuendo! Breaking into Munchers! Norwich is experiencing criminal horniness! Private masturbation is still a ticket-able offense (offence) in England! The BBC is the Victoria's Secret catalog of England! Will's British TV masturbation rankings! Super Bowl Corner (this time with accurate teams)! The analytics of Goonies adjacency! The wetness entrée! Defense and Running is the name of Will's prog rock band! Will vs Head & Shoulders! Remember to pull down the wombly whatsit before you gleam the cube! Thermos full of beans! These beans aren't racist, they're delicious! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libs

The Notes: Near, here, and in your ear! Will was at our old stomping grounds! By not being alive for 9/11, these kids aren't remembering 9/11, and so the terrorists have won! Teen prostitutes singing Journey! Western Kansas doesn't allow kissing! Nelson's lost straightjacket! Are you gonna go our way!? That dang old Dracula! Opium dens! Time travel checklist: 1) kill Hitler, 2) go to an opium den! Opium dens and the patriarchy! Once again, men's comfort is derived through women's labor! Super Bowl Corner! It's clearly a doodle! Missouri neither forgives nor forgets! At the very least we'll have commercials and chicken wings! [Editor's Note: Nelson was stoned and forgot that the Seahawks are playing in the Super Bowl, not the Rams. Still, all of his analysis stands!] Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/ra

The Notes: We've got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There's nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real 'splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson's got big 'ol storage! Here's 50 machine guns, don't call me! It's 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corner! Books are horny! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from

The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we've been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice self-diagnosis! Oops, it's not herpes! What we're watching! New Game of Thrones, Tehran, and Night Manager! Finally, a Game of Thrones spin-off that doesn't suck! The horniness of Hiddleston, a televisual study! Sports Corner (go Broncos)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! In

The Notes: Oh guys, it's a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here's the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I'm the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason! The evolution, much like the revolution, is still coming! You're under no obligation to absorb any of this! Shoutout Nigeria! Sports Corner! Will is weaponizing his night Buddhism to turn Nelson's clay into sexual innuendo! Melted ducks! If Nelson's unicorn horn falls, so do we all! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by

New year, new (old) Deuce! The Notes: Look, the holidays are limping into their chill, winter's grave, and they took the notes with them. This episode is a bus, man. You get on, and you don't know where you're gonna end up, but you do know it'll be somewhere different. Kinda like Forrest Gump, but with buses. We get into it, just listen. As for what sparse, gasping attempts at notes we did collect, here you go: Nelson's old cat is yelling! Raymond Carver pulls a double-reverse TS Eliot! Literary cat fiction! No skips, all bangers! Chekov's gun vs Nabokov's cat! Bus tangent! This bus is prison rules! Don't be the most edible one in the room, kids! Alpha dog 2026! The D&D of bus buddies past! Just sticking it in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn,