Double Deuce Podcast

The Notes: Tuesday morning in the mind palace! No-neck, swole giraffe! A being built in defiance of it's own existence! Nelson vs Dr. Moreau! Little bit of fish in 'em! Nelson will fight anyone who says Blue Oyster Cult's Godzilla isn't poetry! Will has a lot of side projects! Future Will has a special lady and a leather vest! Leather vests on hefty men! See us live! Get your chocolate in each other's blueberry! Aggro dog is being aggro! Neighborhood dog conversations! Don't come around Will's house with a meat bag! Mind your meat bags! Fried okra is all thumbs up! Will endangers a local marriage through fantasy football! Will likes validation! Upcoming events! Nelson accidentally makes the existence of the no-neck, swole giraffe more possible, in defiance of god's laws and preferences! The House of Saud are gonna be all over no-neck, swole giraffes, and only Nelson is to blame! Ollie is rocking a 90's Buschemi! Rest in Power Nelson's Mom! See us at our Live Episode 575, Sat 11/14, at Uplift Coffee, 7:30 door

The Notes: Live 575! Disney World is the Vatican City of America! The Mouse is a fortress! Mouse gonna get paid! British road trips! Bandits of the M1! The horsemanship of English banditry! Bandits v highwaymen v raiders! The ubiquity of lead pipes in alleys! Lead Pipe Claus! Were we just talking about chickens? Night Glizzy, and their debut album Glizzies 'round Midnight! Moxie is key for all 90's rappers! Will's Christopher Walken sounds like Woody Allen's Jerry Lewis! Will plays the game, he's in it to win it! Will's gonna get his nut, at 7:30am or 7:30pm! Night Glizzy Man! Lawrence Teen Report! Night Glizzy Man's top 3 powers! Everybody used to know how much a stone weighs! Back in history, they were moving stones 3 times a day! See us at our Live Episode 575, Sat 11/14, at Uplift Coffee, 7:30 door, 8pm show! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: p

The Notes: Which one of us is the Haley Joel Osment here!? Nelson doesn't eat energon, he's a human man! Open up your storm doors! Nelson is not Robert Kardashian! Can you overdose on laudanum! Olde timey stick doctors! CSI: Belgian Congo! Speaking of the crimes happening! TV Corner! Will watched A Killer Story! Topeka crime! Featuring Will's uncle! Lanterns is the best! Will is fabricating evidence! Ass-riding camp! Live 575 on Nov 7 at Uplift probably! Don't let your storm doors rattle! When making laudanum, measure twice, cut once! Laudanum chef! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his

The Notes: Fantasy misery! Boromir is on the IR! Not that kind of fantasy, Spicy Beef Gaus! The Crunchy, the Creamy, and the Metal! Punk rock casts a wide and sometimes off-putting net! Angsty vs incel! Between Christ and the internet! Open your secrets wider! Wrap it up when you're time traveling, bro! Preconceived podcast notions! We're probably doing a live 575! Stefan (and Nicki(sp?)) are doing a 66 (nice)! British people are beloved by the local populace! British actors and the varied degrees of British appreciation! A detective on the edge! The collective artistic output of humankind! Dick-tracing predates dogs! Dick Tracy's racially problematic friends! Dick Tracy cartoon porn! [editor's note: I was mistaken, the Mexican Dick Tracy sidekick, Go-Go Gomez, did in fact move fast, rendering his comparison to Speedy Gonzalez at a full 1-to-1] Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.faceboo

The Notes: (5)69 dudes! Thomas the Tank Engine can party! Kool-Aid Man has a cocaine problem! Twinkie the Kid was a sicario! Stefan is stateside! Stefan knows a good burger! Blackpool is all druids and coke! Will is mushroom-curious! Puttin' rocks in places! You gotta work up to a Stonehenge! Time travelers are not a monolith! The venn diagram of time travelers and public masturbators! Glovey needs some of that nose helper! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by spons

We're together, in person! Two weeks in a row! The Notes: Remembrances of DecaDeuces past! Sorry for exporting VR porn to Iceland, Bjork (or you're welcome?)! The Hotdogs of Iceland! The fabled Iceland hotdog sauce! Finland has a special sauce for their meat pies aka burger tacos! Will is a Finnish meat pie addict! Will doesn't live in Finland or his meat pie problem would soon become a meat pie problem for everyone! Che Guevara isn't known for pooping on desks! Nelson's Top 3 Coup Tips! Water consiglieri vs water boss! Russian nesting doll of coups! Nouns can verb if they want to, they can leave their friends behind! Three's Company represents the totality of all French farce that preceded it, as well as all that followed after! The Rolling Stones are the Beatles who fuck! AI is calculators who fuck! AI has genitals for pleasure instead of procreation, which is why God hates it! This era of AI slop is casting a bit of a pall on my burgeoning robot revolution! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeuc

The Notes: It's a rare political episode as we have special guest Lauren Reinhold here, the democratic candidate for the Big 1st Kansas Congressional district! Will & Nelson's political experience is lacking! Nelson needs a captain's hat! Lauren is yet another government worker capriciously fired by the goony sociopaths of doge, but this time their mistake is our benefit! Balancing between being nice and being honest! The common denominator of our economic realities makes for common ground in spite of party! Pineapple will still be legal if she wins, but coconut is right out! Coconut is a nut! Cat Corner! People want big money out of politics, but campaigns need money: so please donate if you can to politicians whose views you agree with! Travel costs a lot when a district is this spread out! Donation limits for those living off the grid! Nelson's unfortunate sticker business! Lauren's upcoming events: Meet and Greet Fundraiser in Lawrence on Friday September 25th at Repetition Coffee from 6pm to 8pm! The

Terribly sorry for all the delays! Blame our support for labor, Nelson's devastated back, and The Niño! But, better late than never! The Notes: Zoom phone! Power Cord Deuce! Next week our political interview series continues with an episode guest-starring Lauren Reinhold, candidate for Congress in Kansas's first district! As for today: our society has whetstone problems and Nelson has whetstone solutions! Oil science! Will got busy in a Jiffy Lube bathroom! It all comes back to jetpacks! Balcony culture! The terrible secret that fire departments don't want you to know about! Big fire vs big jetpack! You gotta come correct to our moms! Where's the oil gonna go!? Nelson is noodling it! We will help bring you a future of equality and whetstones! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! W

The elusive Wednesday morning zoom! The Notes: The only thing Will remembers is slights! Will's robust concussion history! Just doing a little wrasslin'! Don't let your 10-year old watch Obsession! Get a wish lawyer! Nelson is a good wishmaster! Vape shop wishmaster! Curly fries and opium! That post-Arby's meal clarity! To wishtrick a fellow wishmaster is the dream! Mister Bimbles the Wish Monkey! Anybody got a line on a proper miniature pocket watch!? Our necks were made for scarves! Ask Will about his explosive diarrhea! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

The Notes: Will does a happy dance! Will dyed his beard! Women love a swarthy beard! Call him Martino, now! Will is trying to entrap me with freezer bodies, again! Bondage gnomes! Will watched Infinity Buffet, but he wasn't high enough! Sometimes you just aren't high enough! SPIDER-MAN, we love him! Never forget to protect ya neck, kids! A superhero bondage situation! Lanterns! Hit us up, Just for Men! Frost them beard tips! Penises stuck to flagpoles! One time, there was a race riot! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte

The Notes: Carnal gastrointestinal implications! It's an uncomfortable niche! One of them coffee commercial mornings! Nelson is a prospector doctor, not a prospector witch doctor! Doctoring vs philosophizing! Manifest Destiny Tik Tok! DIY Laudanum! Coca-Cola: The Opposite of Laudanum! Sports Corner! Cricket in the Esports nook! A poor craftsman blames his tools, unless it's a cricket bat! Cricket, the honest man's game! I thought it smelled bad outside Taunton! Jedi lord mayors vs sith lord mayors! #DDWhatsThatThingCalled! Nelson still does it for the love of the gold! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Ja

The Notes: Will is Phil Collins-ing hard! 3 Reasons why Phil Collins has that cash in his pocket! The kind of art Phil Collins purchases is subtly erotic! Will's amazing Sting impression! Invisible Tush! Will denies having visited Thailand (sure, Will)! The White Lotus to Thailand pipeline! Nelson and Walter Goggins would get along! Kids, don't wear all white while visiting a rich food culture encompassing many broths and noodles! Diarrhea interlude! #Assploded! Ollie drops in! Freddie Ticklefingers is here! Blowing in on the ol' west wind! The lineage linking Freddie Ticklefingers to the Big Bad Wolf! Mickey Mouse is up to important business! Engaging Spicy Beef Gaus unless the Mouse catches our scent, but we fly too low to the ground for the Mouse's eyes to find us! Patton Oswalt is calling out Will's dad! A defense of honor which helps the prosecution strengthen its case! Phil Collins might have done that Italian murder! I Can Feel it Coming in the Air Tonight is a strong shower song! Billy Joel's Only the

The Notes: Will tries to pull a Speed and hijack our listeners! Nelson is like the Beloosh, but not for all the right reasons! Belushi swagger! Oliver drops by, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Neck Hands! Back to the Beloosh! Jumpin' Jack Beloosh! A member of the average tv husband, attractive tv wife club! 40 million-dollars-worth of cocaine! A Tom Hanks amount of cocaine! Nelson has his ways! We stop people from forgetting about 9/11! Modern cocaine! Don't bring your cocaine to Mars! Big Rock Candy Mars! You gotta stay inside in space, kids! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Fin

Live show, baby! The Notes: We're finally live at Uplift Coffee! It's less racist than Thanksgiving (we hope)! Nelson can feel the marketing flow through him! The 6th dimension is love! Ed Parker! Ed broke all the speed laws in Nebraska! International Cracker Barrel was gentrified out of Omaha! Ed can speak Martian! Ed has an old head! DJ Ed! Nebraska Furniture Mart is to Nebraska what Foster's Beer is to Australia! Pour one out for Theo! Amber Fraley! Amber is out of the Gen X game! Amber is the new Tom Clancy! Jodie Foster, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you! Amber will sit (not on) your pets! Amber turns our self-esteem powers against us! Gene Hackman makes the world go round! We call Will's mom in Ireland in the dead of the Irish night and leave her a voicemail! Loren Saunders! Loren is an authority figure! Big Road Corner! St. Louis is famous for knife fighting and fried ravioli! How to keep all the skin on your hands! Protective wear for the stylish worker! Ollie! He's a model now! Ollie's greatest a

We aren't live, but we're here! The Notes: Sorry about the live show delay! Uplift Coffee at 945 Mass in downtown Lawrence is the new live show location for this Saturday! Those dinosaur heads that grab the pants! Top podcast tips! Doug the Bounty Hunter! Dog the Bounty Hunter never fired a wrist rocket (we think)! You can't bounty hunt in Florida without gator-skin boots! Will doesn't do a lot of research! Great Gatsby 2: Even Greater! Dual alcoholism is a sturdy foundation for any marriage! Emilio Estevez is immune to cocaine! Forensic science is a joke in your town! Protect your tarps! See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5's) this Saturday, at Uplift Coffee in downtown Lawrence! 7pm drinks, 730-ish show! Will's giving away garage prizes & Nelson gives away movie posters from when he was a movies man! No admission, drinks at the bar! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/

Don't worry, you didn't miss episode 555, it's our Live Show this Saturday, July 18th at Sinker's Lounge in downtown Lawrence, and then it'll post as next week's episode! Monday night Nelson feels better zoom! The Notes: We're here, for you, whispering nonsense in your ear! Sunday Scaries final boss: Sunday mid-life crisis! How Will is like Garfield the Cat! That was Hitler's kink! Garfield v Hitler Corner! How our Class War failed! Where to store your rage! Protect your brain! LIVE SHOW THIS SATURDAY! Mrs. Doubtfire was a real top-tier gaslighter! The Big Momma's House defense! Big Momma's The Godfather! Will has a little donk in his mind getting humped! This one goes out to Spicy G! See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5's) this Saturday, upstairs at Sinker's Lounge in downtown Lawrence! 7pm drinks, 730-ish show! Will's giving away garage prizes & Nelson gives away movie posters from when he was a movies man! No admission, drinks at the bar, minigolf if you're nasty! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email:

Don't worry about 'ol episode 555, it's in the future-past as our Live Show on Saturday, July 18th at Sinker's Lounge in downtown Lawrence! Post-Soccer zoom! The Notes: Will is violent and effeminate! Sports Soccer Corner (kinda sprinkled throughout, really)! Don't bring your weak Ducks knowledge in this house! Young Guns was the coach! The step-coach who step-coached up! Where have you gone, Emilio Estevez, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you!? By woman or by pustule born!? The Eternal Sheen-Estevez Imperium! Jon Wick's janitor's retirement plan! Vacuum cleaner to the face! Nelson is minimizing face windows! Live Show Corner! Details are locked! One week later than planned on 7/18 and at Sinkers Lounge in Lawrence, 7pm doors, 7:30-ish show! We'll have giveaways of stuff from Will's garage and movie posters from when Nelson was a movies man! Will's patreon musical science is leveling up! June Triple Deuce coming soon, Ollie has child work restrictions! Don't ever scrimp on an old-fashioned New York stomac

The elusive afternoon zoom! The Notes: It's the Strange Brew episode! Live show episode time travel nonsense (see us live on 7/11)! Will's Colorado vacation! High altitude drinking is a hell of a drug! Choo choo, woo woo, what!? Will's Shakespeare show! The giddy high of a completed script! It's the Aaaaa!!! of times! Soccer, soccer, soccer! Casablanca dropped the chicken ball! Come on down to the Chicken Hole! Holes don't mean stairs! The handy affordability crisis! Save the handy! See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5's) on Saturday 7/11! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find

Double Dr. Who nonsense morning zoom with a clarifying intro by Nelson! The Notes: Live show coming up, venue coming soon! Transformers remains Nelson's Vietnam! Will wants to be a community leader! Will is looking to hire out of town muscle! There are no threats, there are only thinly-veiled opportunities! This one goes out to all the feral kids! Lord of the Flies, which team are you on!? The very limits of limbo! The world's most flammable patio! For the next pandemic and all the fun times in between! Will aka Big Willie aka DJ Peezy Eezy! The Legend of Reggie and the Full Effect! Will tries to do a wraparound! #MinorKeyDD! Official Zoom Notes: Open Questions: - Whether Double Deuce's Instagram/Threads presence is actively followed by anyone. - Eldridge Hotel patio marketing campaign noted as anticlimactic — outcome already obvious to locals. See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5's) on Saturday 7/11! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @d

Early morning silly zoom! The Notes: Nelson's grapes! No more squishy wetness! Nelson is a grape martyr! Nelson is keeping it crisp! CRISP! Hit us up, grapes! Do you have a murder room!? Live show coming! A murder-free evening in July! We're a murder podcast now! CPA erotic tax secrets! Fuck 'em in February, Mail 'em in March! Allegedly, Allegedly, Allegedly! That baby smokes cigars like Spicy Beef Gaus! We're gonna do a gentrification! Ladleful of vibes! To the dentist with haste! Jaw-shattering crispness! Will had the zoom take Notes on the recording. Some highlights: - Grape-eating paused during recording to avoid unwanted microphone noise. - Podcast described as anti-murder and educational — clarified emphatically after extended hypothetical murder room tangent. - Whether any Algerian World Cup players might still be in Lawrence, Kansas by show date. - Exact percentage of CPAs "involved with" client taxes — Chris declined to disclose. - NBA: Basketball playoffs concluded; Knicks won the championship, with