Double Deuce Podcast

The Notes: Will walks it in! We're together, in person, and outside! Pom Corner! My Town's Gone Crazy in the News Corner! Window masturbation! British innuendo! Breaking into Munchers! Norwich is experiencing criminal horniness! Private masturbation is still a ticket-able offense (offence) in England! The BBC is the Victoria's Secret catalog of England! Will's British TV masturbation rankings! Super Bowl Corner (this time with accurate teams)! The analytics of Goonies adjacency! The wetness entrée! Defense and Running is the name of Will's prog rock band! Will vs Head & Shoulders! Remember to pull down the wombly whatsit before you gleam the cube! Thermos full of beans! These beans aren't racist, they're delicious! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libs

The Notes: Near, here, and in your ear! Will was at our old stomping grounds! By not being alive for 9/11, these kids aren't remembering 9/11, and so the terrorists have won! Teen prostitutes singing Journey! Western Kansas doesn't allow kissing! Nelson's lost straightjacket! Are you gonna go our way!? That dang old Dracula! Opium dens! Time travel checklist: 1) kill Hitler, 2) go to an opium den! Opium dens and the patriarchy! Once again, men's comfort is derived through women's labor! Super Bowl Corner! It's clearly a doodle! Missouri neither forgives nor forgets! At the very least we'll have commercials and chicken wings! [Editor's Note: Nelson was stoned and forgot that the Seahawks are playing in the Super Bowl, not the Rams. Still, all of his analysis stands!] Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/ra

The Notes: We've got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There's nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real 'splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson's got big 'ol storage! Here's 50 machine guns, don't call me! It's 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corner! Books are horny! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from

The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we've been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice self-diagnosis! Oops, it's not herpes! What we're watching! New Game of Thrones, Tehran, and Night Manager! Finally, a Game of Thrones spin-off that doesn't suck! The horniness of Hiddleston, a televisual study! Sports Corner (go Broncos)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! In

The Notes: Oh guys, it's a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here's the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I'm the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason! The evolution, much like the revolution, is still coming! You're under no obligation to absorb any of this! Shoutout Nigeria! Sports Corner! Will is weaponizing his night Buddhism to turn Nelson's clay into sexual innuendo! Melted ducks! If Nelson's unicorn horn falls, so do we all! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by

New year, new (old) Deuce! The Notes: Look, the holidays are limping into their chill, winter's grave, and they took the notes with them. This episode is a bus, man. You get on, and you don't know where you're gonna end up, but you do know it'll be somewhere different. Kinda like Forrest Gump, but with buses. We get into it, just listen. As for what sparse, gasping attempts at notes we did collect, here you go: Nelson's old cat is yelling! Raymond Carver pulls a double-reverse TS Eliot! Literary cat fiction! No skips, all bangers! Chekov's gun vs Nabokov's cat! Bus tangent! This bus is prison rules! Don't be the most edible one in the room, kids! Alpha dog 2026! The D&D of bus buddies past! Just sticking it in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn,

The Notes: Will is getting down with the sickness! Disease: The Movie! Monkeys where there shouldn't be monkeys! Being from the future is no excuse to be a creep! #169 in Nigeria (nice)! Nelson's seminar on traveling back in time! Not enough time travelers prep their pop culture analogies! It's a real Time Cop meets Harry and the Hendersons situation! Time travelers and the people in the past they've come to save/kill/impregnate, etc. need to realize the situation requires a lot of give and take (and I don't just mean the impregnating *wink*)! No French-Canadians in a dystopia! Happy New Year! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! P

So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she's worth the wait! We're here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we're ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations! The Notes: Astrophysics! Will is concerned by the Anti-Bang! Mornings are not for science! We need a speed-dial scientist! Are you a scientist and do you want to be OUR scientist!? Will's the bad cop this episode! Dot-matrix printers are the platonic ideal of Geordi no to the utility vs Geordi yes to the aesthetics! Printers 2: Judgement Day! Nelson knows when an old gray mare ain't what she used to be! It's a metaphor for everything, but in a printing way! Nelson is canonically pro-robot, but these killer printers have him buggin'! Ghost guns and wobble legs are a deadly combo! That's how they Clockwork Orange these printers into Terminators! How to embarrass a printer! Shaq's gonna get those nuclear codes! Taekwondo

The Notes: Will's musical endeavors have evolved yet again! "We like this one," say wife and son! The gap, and the minding of it! In America, the gap minds you! Space age 70's technology! Nelson is the one without hope this time! AIDS is back and better than ever! Middle class Bob Cratchit! Sports Corner! Are you ready for some football (talk)!? Barring executive level bribery, Will's team has been eliminated! Less knees, mo problems! Get yourself one of those white lady knees! Will is gonna forget about you, Simple Minds! Is it really kidnapping if you only take them out for ice cream!? One score games? Tired. Twilight squeakers? Inspired! Why do you hate women, Stephanie Meyer!? Two lawyers enter, one lawyer leaves! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsy

527: Quarter-Kravitzing   The Notes: We're here for the children! Important context for our proclamation concerning children! Our stalwart legal ally and bulwark against accountability, Spicy Beef Gaus aka Beefyboy, esq.! Sexy facts! Nelson knows a lawyer is just an adman with more rules! Will was a Bad Santa! Will's hubris drove him to try Rikering a couch! Only Picard's office had a high-back chair. Legs go in front of the chair, not over the top, William! Jaunty but sexual! Droids vs sexbots, sexual-style! Men would fuck it! Ladies love that Santa ass! It was only a Quarter-Kravitz, your honor! Quarter-Kravitz vs The Full Kravitz! Bit too drafty this winter's eve for any kind of Kravitz! Potential reasons for the handful of times Santa has definitely had his dick out in somebody else's home that don't involve your mommy! Milk Stains are Santa's nightmare! OG cartoons that were phoning it in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @d

The Notes: It was the second recording in person and in a row, so these notes are not good! We were still celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday, though, and still have guests! Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, Ed Parker, and Ollie! Here's those bad notes: The silence! Simon & Garfunkel & salad! Top law dog! The old judicial switcheroo! Gideon's Trumpet 2: Double Jeopardy! The trombone did it! Voyage of the Mimi! Ed & Skye explain Thanksgiving! Roll talk! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Br

The Notes: Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, and Ed Parker are here to ring in the holiday week! Vow of silence! Voices carry! The talk police! Talking jingoism blues! The upside is you get Thanksgiving! Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks! Skeletor with AIDS! The oldest fucker here! Navy, the party military branch! Our long war against scurvy! The funnest guy running the reactor! The podcast special relationship! Pounding us up! The listening issue! Marketing genius! Heely bowling! Whoopsie! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Ch

The Notes: Mouths vs ears! This podcast is not for eating! Favorite German! Mad King vs Kramer vs Kramer! The impenetrable text that is Superman 3! Will's book is out now and available at The Raven! Nelson's keeping his brain high and tight! The touche was implied! This doorknob isn't hot from fire, it's hot from masturbation! The New Coke of eugenics! Is long division still a thing!? That way lies Hitler! Those magical, masturbating Hardy Boys! Release the masturbation cut, Penguin Random House! Dynamite, clean blood, swords, unedited erotica, you name it! This one's for the Craigs! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast log

The Notes: Nelson's mic is a traitor! Little Guy Button vs Big Guy Button! Will is skipping the life tutorial! Where school does and doesn't fail us! Nelson has nothing personal against Mrs. Dalloway! Hamster coma! Keeping up with the sandwiches! Potatoes and grain in a Predator-style, flexing hand-clasp! Teachers, bookmark this episode! No respect for cabbage! Will is a cabbage apologist! Cabbage v Lettuce: Dawn of Ruffage! Real self-worth comes from within, not from without, cabbage and/or Will! Q&A for Will's book, Day After the Waste Land, this Tuesday night, 7pm at the Raven! Peel that man's layers! Apologies, Mr. Eliot's Ghost! Hit the hashtag, Mr. Eliot's Ghost! The TS Eliot is Nice to a Child Domino that inevitably leads to the Digital Removal of Human-Cat Buttholes Domino! Mother, father, please explain the buttholes! A real cat weighs in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.fac

Post football zoomies. The Notes: Will's wife, Jaq, is a known fibber! Who wants to marry us!? Negotiations are open for Will's hand! More jousting, please! No time to joust, Doctor Jones! The fine print of getting the grail out of that cave! Billy Mills! What we're watching, kind of! Beats and vibes! 90's – 00's disaster movies! What if everything was on fire!? Can you handle it, grandpa!? Go to Will's book party this Tuesday at Maceli's at 7pm! What if it never gets better than this!? Coming from your phones and/or moms! Your dad, who was killed by robots! #MyMomsNumberIs! Summer blockbustering! Goldilocks porridge, in a legal sense! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere t

The Notes: It's an ear podcast! Heraldry! Them Weapons is streaming! You're getting 2 bad cops! Metaphorical cops! Lawrence is a lot like the movie Backdraft! Kurt Russell is our fire department now! Firefighters are the cool cousins of cops! Will's Top 5 Things to Make You Prettier! Emulating the European penis! That's why Steve Jobs wore turtlenecks and was a huge dick! The German Episode! The regrettable Hasselhoff era! Efficiency! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this paywall! Secret hotness judges! Our Top 5 Lists are a bargain with 2 bonus things! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art onl

The Notes: Will’s in an Ogden Nash vibe today! Giving back to the community for the love of the game! Just playing the hits! Will’s mother was a cello and his father was a French horn! The micropenis of the orchestral set! At knifepoint, Nelson would choose the oboe! Old-timey music lawyer! You’ll never be Spicy Beef Gaus, you’ll never even match him! Terrifying hypothetical final form! Like Galadriel with the one ring up in this! French philosophy and Spider-man! Humping a keyboard! As above, so below! Effecting Penetration! It’s Will’s new one-man play! The penetration is reminiscent of Godot! It’s a metaphor! The implications were unclear and unsettling! The classic trope of the jungle lawyer! The venn diagram enters the jungle, as you will! You’re in the jungle, baby! These wax wings become an anchor! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/D

The Notes: Notes are a little squigdgey this time but it’s cool, because time is a constant, and so you’ve already heard the episode, and these notes aren’t a preview of what’s to come, but merely a charming reminder of what you’ve already experienced, are currently experiencing, and will always experience! Anyhoo, Notes: Extreme focus! Your mom is having an affair! You probably didn’t want to find out this way! Here’s a cat!!! Remember to breathe! Muscle memory! Infinite possibilities! Robot samurai warrior poets! Remember kids, it’s 1) Life Support, 2) Shields, 3) Weapons, 4) Engines, with 3 and 4 possibly reversed! Alien relations! Getting hot-boxed with time knowledge! Insider trading for sure *wink*! Foreshadowing, one of the tools of those with time knowledge! Time knowledge is a doible-edged sword! We know when we’re all going to die, and which stocks to push before qe2 of next year! Moist taxidermy! Don’t use a rolodex in this day and age! Mr. FBI, we gave you all the clues! This podcast if for everyo

The Notes: The Deuce continues to double! Scientists are baffled, and they are afraid! Suns, how do they work!? Less-Fewer Blindness! Will slept with less and murdered fewer! Honey-trapped by a grammar prostitute! The British pronunciation of kaleidoscope! Would Will not play ball, or did he play entirely too much ball!? Will doesn’t have enough balls! Hip deep in disgrace! Nelson specifies the requirements for his funeral! Get on your bikes and ride! Fraternal orders! The other side of the diorama! The Hall of Nelson! Taxidermy vs animatronics! The Ballad of Bummercles! The front row will be dry-aged with smoke! Will’s book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more! Fruit plus leather equals yum! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’

The Notes: We’re doing a job! Football talk! I thought that town smelled bad on the outside! Old-timey baseball in old-timey England! National Lactation Day! The traditional relays! It’s like a Japanese gameshow! Smaller roads and more assholes! The Great American Meat Pie! No more than 20% bat meat! Keep it gooey in there! Mustard up our fudge! German mole’! Germany’s not exactly batting 1.000 on great ideas! Gods were dying and monsters were being born! Will’s book is coming out! Tuesday 11/4 pre-release party at Maceli’s! Tuesday 11/11 VIP Q&A book release at The Raven! Go to www.lfkwasteland.com for info! Inside info for the listeners: a book art easter egg! Should we get silly!? We’re stuck in the past and we don’t know what we’re doing! A big 3rd down! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/re