Ultimate Facepalm

Well it’s the final UFP.   I’m sorry it’s taken so long to get it out there, but frankly I think I’ve just been putting it off so I didn’t have to deal with ending it! Haha!   It’s a long show so I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to everyone who even listened to a single episode, whether they liked it or not, and even more thanks to those who stuck around.   We love you all and made this little hobby of ours so much more gratifying.    Thanks again and as the title goes, we’ll meet again my friends, we’ll meet again….     C Bomb

Oh yes.... This will be an unpopular show.

Hey hey hey!   Well here we are again! And on time too! Let's not press our luck and get on with it…     Lots of news with show, networks we are and aren't on, apologies for messed up names on previous eps, etc, etc.   We wrap on Amazing Spider Man 2, The Other Woman, Kung Fu Jungle, Paranormal Activity 5 and more!   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics    - Supergirl leaked episode  - Lando Calrisian no appearing in the latest Star Wars movie  - More Mad Max love, JJBA and Secret Wars tie ins  - The new Batman, the ride  - Hulk Hogan may be the villain in Expendables 4  - Sitcoms that would be funnier with characters removed  - E plate drivers deserve to burn  - #Stoptaxingmyperiod  - Jaden Smith confirmed as Static Shock  - We explain our Mortal Kombat's "Stryker Hate"  - Hitler knows how expensive it is to live in Perth  - Deadpool's yellow text   UFP NEWS!  - Stop the Onesies: Immigration Department bo

It's finally here! What a fucking hassle! Anyways, here goes…   UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics! UFP News! Movie Review - Mad Max Fury Road Nerd News!    - Jason Blum responds to Jem movie trailer backlash  - Doom 4 6 sec "trailer"  - Supergirl trailer  - Legends of Tomorrow   Comic Book review  - Secret Wars Score: 7 out of 5 (yes you read right!)      https://www.patreon.com/UFP https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm

Hey yo! Let’s go!   We’re early (for once!) but that doesn’t mean a diminished quality! No, it’s the same bog-standard that you’re accustomed to and deserve!   Let’s get to it!     Libraries with comic books: good stuff! SUPANOVA is upon us!!!! Let’s the cavalcade of “Stars” shine on! Happy Birthday George Carlin!!!   UFP CREW QUESTION!   UFP NEWS AND UFP OF THE WEEK! -          Irish Gay Rights -          Panty upskirt photo video game with 65 word title -          Snoop Dogg is a obscenely retarded moron -          Mike Epps leads all black Uncle Buck reboot   NERD NEWS!!! -          The Muppets gets greenlit on the ABC -          CW The Atom spinoff is

Hey hey we’re some flunkies! People say we’re podding around! But we’re too busy wanking… to lay any tracks doooooooooooooown!.... Or something.   Looks that just came to me and I ran with it the best I could. GET OFF MY DICK!!!     EPISODE 150! Thank you for your support, so let’s get to it!!!   Free Comic Book Day aftermath Mayweather Pacquiao “fight” Twitter’s retarded reaction to Avengers Age Of Ultron causes Joss Whedon to mic drop and leave Twitter   UFP Crew Questions!   UFP NEWS!!!!   NERD NEWS!!!!   -          Suicide Squad cast photo -          Red Dwarf returns! -          EVANGELION' & LIVE-ACTION 'ATTACK ON TITAN' DIRECTORS HELM GODZILLA 2016 -          Will Poulter frontrunner to be Pennywise in new IT remake -   

Well well well!   We meet again!   Here’s the latest coming at ya thick and/or fast!   We may not be the best pop culture podcast, but boy howdy we certainly ain’t the worst!   Our Avengers 2: Age of Ultron will be up in the next 24hours! Stay tuned!   Gallipoli: We just don’t get it!   Celebrate the ANZAC spirit with some f*ckin’ footy!   The ins and outs of Tasmania (as we understand it anyways!)   Free Comic Book day is upon us! We discuss the etiquette   Butterbean should’ve been cast as Wilson Fisk after ending Bart Gunn’s boxing career   UFP Questions and Talk Topics!   NERD NEWS!!!!   Silent Hills has officially been cancelled!   Batman V Superman Porn Parody looks better than the original   Brian Tee cast in TMNT 2   EA flip flops on “no refunds” rule     https://www.patreon.com/UFP https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm    

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, Mad Max Fury Road, Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers and f*ck me, It's the Bacons!   It's TRAILER MANIA here on UFP!   A shorter than usual show too as we had a very hefty Avengers 2: Age of Ultron review to film. But nevertheless we got through a bunch of trailers that had dropped recently (in no particular order):   WB/DC jerkoff shitfest movie that will never exist Jurassic World Mad Max: Fury Road Star Wars Ant Man Fantastic Four     https://www.patreon.com/UFP https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm

It’s ANOTHER episode!   Very much enjoyable show to do with a ridiculous case of the giggles halfway through (purely brought on by our own stupidity)!   Let’s get to it!       Patreon love to our Patrons and other stuff coming their way!   G at Oz Comic Con   C Bomb catching up on all the shows!   UFP Crew Questions! Ant Man Trailer Michelle MacLaren leaves Wonder Woman/DC/WB Netflix Daredevil     UFP News and the return of a VERY funny UFP OF THE WEEK!!!   NERD NEWS!!!!   Olivia Munn to play Psylocke in X Men Age of Apocalypse Fox TV remaking the Rocky Horror Picture Show New Spider Man in Civil War will be 15 – 16 years old Terminator Genisys trailer Game of Thrones Season 5 leak Comic Reviews -          Rage of Ultron -          Savior #1     ttps://www.patreon.com/UFP https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm https://twitter.com/ul

Hi Peeps!   Here’s the latest and *a-hem!* “greatest!   G’s hand is almost 100% and will be at Oz Comic Con (mostly likely)   Smart casual David Lee Roth on Ellen (?)   We will be answering some of the UFP Crew Questions on UFPTV!   We answer, wrap on the UFP Crew questions!   Nerd News!   Star Trek and Green Lantern cross over   Banjo Kazooie Movie rumor from WonderCon   Earthbound Sold Out on Club Nintendo   Who want’s to play a gay orc dating sim? The answer is, NO ONE!!!!!   Batman V Superman teaser trailer MIGHT happen!     https://www.patreon.com/UFP   https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm   https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm      

Well better late than never you know…. Eh, whaddya gonna do right?   Here’s what’s what……     What if Grant Morrissons Multiversity was found by aliens?   We address the UFP Crew Questions and talk topics   NERD NEWS!!!!   -          Ryan Reynolds pic as Deadpool -          Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor -          Bond teaser trailer for Spectre -          Constantine TV series to learn its fate shortly -          Arthur Darvill cast as Rip Hunter -          Ciara Renee casts as Hawkgirl COMIC REVIEW -          Inu Yashiki     https://www.patreon.com/UFP https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm

Another week another ep!   Here's this 7 days run of misgivings...     C Bomb laments his withering face with his age G Money laments his broken hand C Bomb laments just about everything else     UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions   NERD NEWS!!  - Netflix Australia is HERE!  - Casting news for the long in production hell The Crow remake  - The Last of Us Multi player team is coming across to the Uncharted 4 multi player development  - Titan comics announces 21st Century Tank Girl   Comic Review  - Chrononauts #1     https://www.patreon.com/UFP https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm

It's UFP MANIA!!!!!!   We have a TON of stuff going on!   Patreon! Check it out, become a Patron and access the bonus shows and material HERE! https://www.patreon.com/UFP   T Shirts are back in the works! Stay tuned!   New Website! Also coming soon! Stay tuned again!   UFPTV! It's here! Check it here! https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP   It's St Patricks Day - Bunnings get your shit together! UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions!   Movie Review: Chappie (at one hour 2 mins)   Nerd News! (at one hour 16 mins)   RIP Terry Pratchett   New Superman and Wonder Woman outfits   The Joker variant cover for Batgirl #21 triggers useless wastes of skin   You can buy the Hulkbuster armour for just over $20k!   Lego Jurassic World…. Big whoop!   Kevin Smith is a fat useless cunt… Oh and he’s doing Mallrats 2   COMIC REVIEWS!!!   Howard the duck #1 Southern Cross #1     www.ultimatefacepalm.c

Hello again!   We’re back to the old format and I hope you like it because…. Well…. Tough.   Check out UFPTV because you have nothing better to do!!!!   Check out Feed It Comic’s podcast!   We answer the UFP Crew’s Questions and chat about their talk topics!   UFP News! -          Tony Abbott is still a c*nt -          Rupert Murdoch is not his real name -          Cops Find Weed In Sour Cream Container Marked 'Not Weed' -          Seduced by Doctor Bigfoot Is Your Amazon.com Horror of the Day   NERD NEWS!!! -          Tom Ellis is Lucifer -          Ben Hardy to be Angel (?) -          New Faith No More Song – Superhero -  

Triple J Hottest 100, David Tennant as Purple Man and the Vajankle is the stuff that haunts G’s dreams!   Yet ANOTHER EP!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!     Straya Day! Get it in ya ya cunt! Triple J Hottest 100; the usual crock of shit     www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm   https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm

Apple really just was one dude, Sony Loses $30million on The Interview and I tried to buy a ghost on Craigslist     Yet ANOTHER ep! So Close to the last one! I bet you think all your Christmasses have come at once!   UFP CREW Qs! NERD NEWS!!! Homeland' Star to Voice Papa Smurf in Animated Movie Fan Cuts The Hobbit Into A Single, 4-Hour Movie SONY WILL LOSE $30 MILLION ON THE INTERVIEW Constantine Return       www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm   https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm

Grant Morrison get out of our shop, Tom Hardy saves his own career and Olivia Newton John’s husband is Turbo Teen!   Another Ep! Huzzah!   Keira Daley is/was great! You can check her out here..   http://keiradaley.com/podcast/   UFP CREW Qs! NERD NEWS!!!! SPOILERS: Major SUICIDE SQUAD Story Details Cover The Joker's Role, Twist Ending, And More Hatred Rated Adults Only in North America Disney Infinity Claims It Sold More Than Skylanders Last Year, Activision Disagrees   www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm   https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm

Argh!   Need to get these episodes out! This time we chat about..   -          The Charlie Hebdo Attacks -          Sia’s Elastic Heart video features Shia LeBeouf and a bunch of triggered pussies -          YOUR Talk Topics and Questions -          Better Call Saul trailer -          Justice League: Throne of Atlantis preview        www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm

Ahoy Banditos!   Here’s another (at the time of publishing) brand spanking new ep!   -          Our Aussie tribute to Super Podcasto Magnifico -          G Money is fighting a junkie on 3 hours sleep -          We answer your questions and talk topics! NERD NEWS!!!! -          Batman V Superman 2 part split -          Death of Deadpool G’s Comics Reviews -          Ant Man #1 -          Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1 -          Wolverines #1   www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au https://twitter.com/ultim8facepalm https://www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm    

Another ep! Have a listen!   -          We answer your questions and talk topics G’s Movies reviews! -          The Hobbit -          Big Hero 6 -          Nightcrawler -          The heart emoji and the word “vape” make us sad -          Madonna, once again, struggles to maintain relevancy -          New Mexico Woman Tried To Sneak Gun Into Jail In Her Genitals: Cops -          Paul Feig On Why He Chose To Reboot GHOSTBUSTERS With A Female Cast And More -          Man Buys PlayStation 4 From Walmart, Says He Got Two Bags Of Rocks -          Man