Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon today! A life-affirming afternoon with the Sun Ra Arkestra (2:02), Zohran's scavenger hunt (17:11), Oasis in New York (25:42), performative males and kickball at McCarren Park (33:01), Cracker Barrel's rebrand (42:43), AND1 nostalgia (1:00:32), Malik Beasley and the NBA's deal with the devil (1:30:21), 2nd best player in the East (1:48:54) 

Listen to every (perfect) full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Clankers (2:30), Alien World (25:32), National Guard deployed (45:03), mountain brothers (56:27), New York streetwear summer (1:02:32), NBA Rivals week (1:25:36), 50/50 split ownership models (1:35:04).  

Listen to the full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! NY vs NY (1:30), food battle of the boroughs (10:14), Cuomos against the world (23:28), Barstool takes on traditional media (45:02), the public vs stomp clap wookies (58:00), Paul George against stylists (1:16:03), Boston Celtics vs low expectations (1:36:25), Michael Porter Jr against sounding sus on the Sabbath (1:55:02). 

Listen to every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Bucolic splendors of Upstate commune living (2:30), Metro Boomin's love letter to Atlanta futurism confronts a new generation with the death knell of nostalgia (21:25), H&M x Dimes Square merch (38:03), WNBA dildo watch: funny or a violation? (1:03:47), Gilbert Arenas gets in more trouble (1:22:20), Mikal Bridges reups in New York (1:43:32).

Full episode is available for Patreon subscribers! NYC fringe neighborhoods (5:23), the Gen Z stare (21:13), Sydney Sweeney and marketing edgelords (28:32), skinny Luka (1:01:54), NBA stylists (1:18:32), low feel players (1:26:07).   

Get every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Brain rehabilitation days (2:34), NYC experience checklist (16:21), Coldplay cheaters (41:16), Colbert autopsy report (53:02), Dame Lillard goes home (1:00:02), WNBA All-Star tees (1:26:38), Klay and the Stallion (1:40:34), Marcus Smart joins the Lakers (1:51:44).   

Summer in the city: cultural hotbed? (1:20), friendship rizz (7:30), Clipse album (14:38), Epstein fallout continues for the Big Dog (38:02), eating with hands (51:32), Cooper Flagg debuts in Summer League (1:02:24), the Big Tariff (1:17:22), WNBA All-Star drama (1:26:03), NBA's second-class citizens (1:38:22), legacy season (1:47:41)

Listen to every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon today! Zohran's application (5:34), Epstein innocent!!! (19:35), secrets of the dishwasher industry (32:02), New Orc City (43:18), NBA's new heave rule (58:34), Dame out in Milwaukee (1:15:22), VJ vs Ace in Summer League (1:38:12), Porter Jr. to Nets (1:55:04).  

Subscribe to the Cookies Hoops Patreon to hear every perfect weekly episode! Throwback war in Iran (2:35), NYC 2: The South (15:32), Election Day fervor and Landermania (24:02), eating at home = wasteman behavior? (33:22), Finals Game 7 (48:32), we disagree about color-coordinated crowds (1:07:43), Kevin Durant gets traded to Houston (1:22:19), an annual feast for the senses that isn't San Gennaro: the Kuo Big Board for this week's NBA Draft (1:48:02). 

Hear the entire episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Community: Bored (1:30), Zohmentum in New York's mayoral race (15:03), prepping for WW3 (50:22), NBA Finals is a strategic delight (2:02) Desmon Bane traded to Orlando (1:12:06), Sixers chatter: trading Maxey and considering the 3rd pick (1:36:42). 

Get every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Remembering our friend Billy Jones (4:03), ICE vs Los Angeles (16:23), miserable food takes (25:42), the Die Workwear guy (33:41), AI reaches its flop era (40:33), why do people look younger now? (52:02), NBA's buzz-free Finals rages on (1:00:32), an equal and opposite reaction to the Thibs firing reaction (1:28:18), Kevin Durant trade rumors (1:46:03). 

Listen to the full pod right now by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Gen Z bar tabs (6:03), is food delivery sus? (16:32), Airbnb ban (32:41), enhanced Olympics (47:21), aftermath of Knicks loss to Indiana (1:01:34), coach Thibs fired (1:30:26), NBA Finals (1:47:03). 

Listen to every pod by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Neighborhood dining (6:03), Sacha Jenkins (11:15), crypto crimewave (27:31), Liberal Joe Rogan (35:02), sports media landscape (49:32), Knicks vs Pacers (1:00:18), NBA's "crisis of cool" (1:31:45), T-Wolves vs Thunder (1:48:22)

Full episode available for Patreon subscribers—lock in! Mexican boat crash (3:02), heil hater and shameful art (13:05), outdoor boys go inside (29:23), who will watch the watch-wearers? (40:42), Boston leprechauns exposed (58:05), the exotification of Nikola Jokic (1:14:06), Knicks vs hicks preview (1:34:52), Minnesota's former Knicks vs different hicks (1:48:22).    

Get every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Lore of the Tuesday pod (1:10), 2 broke 2 drink (7:02), basic = punk? (17:31), stolen Gen X valor (25:33), Sam Altman's tragic kitchen (48:03), Knicks humiliate Celtics (1:01:26), storytelling implications of Denver vs OKC (1:32:26), NBA lottery conspiracies (1:44:06). 

Full pod is instantly available for subscribers to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Vet leadership (1:30), modern brainmelt (11:20), GPT psychosis (29:01), West Village girlies (48:11), Warriors beat Rockets, Jalen Green vilification (1:01:43), James Harden scapegoated again (1:18:04), Knicks' chances against Boston (1:30:28), Indiana takes Game 1 (1:55:04). 

A fridge too far (6:02), Lorde of the underground (13:42), The Accountant 2: more accountants (22:31), Mets hats and regional loyalty (27:06), man vs gorilla (39:22), NBA weakest link theory (47:15), JJ Redick's war of attrition (1:03:32), crimes of the Hart (1:12:42), what's next for the Grizz and the Bucks? (1:30:29).

Full episode is available for Cookies Hoops Patreon subscribers! On this week's episode: Hegseth enters the chat (1:35), friendly architecture (15:32), sports bars (35:23), The Rehearsal 2: More Rehearsals (44:32), Aerosmith (54:17), Jaylen Brown on the mic (1:05:02), NBA Playoff fever: Knicks, Thunder, Grizzlies (1:15:19), Jokic vs SGA for MVP (1:40:03).

Get every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Chinese luxury revenge (3:02), direwolves = back (31:22), restaurant frescos and neoclassicism (39:31), Luka returns to Dallas (57:10), post-Malone Nuggets (1:07:22), DPOY size queens (1:20:01), Knicks x Pistons preview (1:32:01), a merciful end to the Sixers season of predictable misfortune (1:46:13). 

Full episode is available for Cookies Hoops Patreon subscribers! Andrew invents the dumpling burrito (1:23), we're talking tariffs (7:32), the unsung legacy of Paris Hilton (21:32),  Y2K bugging out (31:03), Elizabeth Street Garden debate (46:21), Cooper Flagg: exposed or exactly as expected? (1:01:32), Russell Westbrook and accountability fetishists (1:18:30), Goldsberry's plan to ban the corner 3 (1:39:02), Thompson twins are the human update (1:51:03).