Animated Opinions

We reviewed Norm of the North 2, but also launched our most ambitious Patreon bonus to date.  Help us succeed by tweeting at the McElroys????? Love you, mean it. 

Robert Zemeckis... shockingly was not involved in this one. It was a nightmare, and I'm glad that it's over. Steven Spielberg, why did you do this to us? 

In a fit of manic podcasting energy, Emily DEMANDED we go off schedule and do a Thanksgiving episode, so here it is: FREEBIRDS. God, this movie was not good, and is not streaming anywhere, and I do not recommend you waste $3 to rent it. Just watch some Parks and Rec and imagine they're all animated turkeys. 

Emily finds out there were Tony Hawk games past Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, and we discuss a movie that is basically just a glorified PS2 cutscene. DISCLAIMER: Dear Tony Hawk, this is all in the name of comedy you are a very cool skateboard guy and I would definitely recognize you in person. 

We rock out with a low-budget Chinese movie that is shockingly charming. Enjoy our discussion of definitely not Tibetan Zootopia. Want more? Visit our parent site, ToplessRobot.com

We watched a CGI cat butthole, and also this Garfield movie. Despite watching it, I'm already pretty sure it doesn't exist, so have fun! If you'd like to, visit our parent website, ToplessRobot.com

Brendan Fraiser calls his wing wang Monkeybone in this gorgeous and deeply troubled film. We talk about other things, but at this point, are you not already clicking play to figure out the context of that sentence? Visit our parent website, ToplessRobot.com, for reasons! 

In this episode, featuring special guest star Ryan Schremp (Topless Robot Podcast, Creepypodsta), I've finally gotten my way and we discuss The Emoji Movie! We discuss which emojis embody our spirits, the many many plot holes in this film, and feminism???

BATS. RUSSIA. PANCAKES. We talk about Bartok the Magnificent, the direct to video prequel to Anastasia. It's about a 300 year old bat.   Visit ToplessRobot.com to see a website that has not-us things on it! Find our asses on Twitter and demand more! 

Our triumphant return to podcasting has us hitting the dirt and boogying down with the Disco Worms, a concept I can barely understand. Disco Worms is available on Amazon Prime to stream, and in your least funny ideas. 

In the finale of our FAIRY TALE THEMED SEASON (hope you guessed it!) we discuss a movie that is painfully mediocre, Happily N'ever After. 

This week we watched a cursed MS Paint slideshow, not the movie made by Tim Burton. We discuss what would happen if this cursed film came into our possession, and if you can really use the fill bucket on a professional work. Like this? Why? Visit our parent site ToplessRobot.com!

We watched ANOTHER Asylum animated film. If you download this podcast, you'll be receiving the bill for the many visits to my therapist. Want more? Visit our parent site, ToplessRobot.com

From the producers who looked at Shrek, it's a movie that's barely about the Donkey at all! Visit ToplessRobot.com to get your AO fix. 

Emily chooses a movie you didn't remember existed! She snuggles up to you on the couch, warm baked good in hand, and tells you to move over so you can watch this NIGHTMARE. Visit our parent site: ToplessRobot.com! or don't! I'm just informational text!

A movie you've never seen, and a podcast that will make you wonder if Emily and I need professional help. The answer will CHARM you (see what I did there).  Want to know more, check us out at ToplessRobot.com!

We watched a SyFy masterpiece, in which an ogre saves a princess in order to... wait, no this one just happens to have a CG Ogre in it. We talk about other SyFy movies, Emily's love of B-grade films, and the line of thinking it takes to understand 800 year old villagers.

Extreme Grannies, awful musical numbers, and my very personal hatred of Andy Dick all wrapped up in one excruciatingly long feeling film! Yes, we watched Hoodwinked.  Want to know more? Visit our parent site, ToplessRobot.com? Be our friend on Twitter! @animatedopinio2

We somehow made it through the entirety of Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom, a movie which I can with great confidence say I watched. Join us as we talk about Veggie Tales, Cthulu, and the racism of HP Lovecraft. Hooray! This film is available on Amazon Prime, but only during a blood moon. If you wanna pledge your soul to us, go to our parent site ToplessRobot.com If you wanna actually pledge your soul to us, follow us on twitter @animatedopino2

Season 3's premiere has it all, secret themes, yaoi slash fic, musical numbers, and an environmental message. That's right, we watched the Lorax, and talked about everyone's favorite daddy: Danny Devito. And the Once-ler. Earnestly, we've watched worse movies. This one is available for rental on digital storefronts, in case you don't believe me about the songs.  Are you looking for more daddies? Visit our parent site ToplessRobot.com! Do you want to know about our favorite fanfics? Follow our twitter at @animatedopinio2