Mission Rejected

The legendary warrior Coco the Barbarian has invented an entirely new medium...the podcast! Joining him on his quest to resurrect his once mighty IP are his sidekick Red Sona and his erstwhile producer, Matt "Girlyman". Together, they interview celebrities as possible candidates to join the franchise. Today's guest, legendary understudy Larry Hastings, Bass-Baritone.Created & Produced byJ. Michael DeAngelisImprovising are:Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian and GaryAshley Banks as Red SonaJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings and Matt Girlyand special guest Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefMusic by Pete BarryEdited by J. Michael DeAngelisExecutive ProducersPete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige KlanieckiDon't forget that tickets are now on sale for the Mission: Rejected live show in Philadelphia on August 2nd! Get yours now! https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/85371633/This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creat

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to attend the first ever Mission: Rejected live show on Saturday, August 2nd at The Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Art (PhilaMOCA)! Be the first to hear a brand new episode featuring the entire Mission: Rejected cast and special guests!Tickets on sale now: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/85371633/FeaturingJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsSound credits:Drumroll by ddohler, used under Creative Commons AttributionWorst Fanfare by joepayne, used under Creative Commons Attribution

For our season five behind-the-scenes episode, the cast and crew of Mission: Rejected answer questions submitted by fans from all over the world! From what the actors think their characters look like to deep dives into how we mix the show, it's a soup-to-nuts look at everything that goes into making the show!Answering your questions are: J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Dave Stanger, Paige Klaniecki, Faith Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nazli Sarpkaya, and Chris KlanieckiPatreon members heard a longer, completely uncut version of this episode! Join today for more behind-the-scenes insights, bonus audios, and much more!Produced and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic and sound effects byPete Barry"Mission: Rejected" created and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

You'll find "happy hearts and smiling faces" as Mission: Rejected takes over What Did We Just Watch? - The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast to discuss and dissect the 1981 musical Shock Treatment.Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life was fast. His friends were fast. Heh - even his podcast was fast. We have covered a lot of types of movies on this show, but this is our first cult-classic spiritual sequel of a cult-classic. Our panel ticks through the wild and wacky cast, tries to recall some of the strange and specific lyrics from the original songs, and decides where this fits in the Rocky Horror cinematic universe. Head on over to Denton, and we'll save you a seat in the studio.Guest Host: J. Michael DeAngelisPlayers: Pete Barry, Bob Killion, and Chris KlanieckiIf you want to hear the entire episode, listen and to subscribe to WDWJW! If you love cult movies, you’ll love What Did We Just Watch? The Admiral himself, Bob Killion, is a regular panelist and co-host, and many members of the Mission

New Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Midgeand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as NSA AdvisorRebecca Serfass as Secretary of the InteriorJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brienand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music by Pete BarrySound mixing and editing byJohn DowginCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAs

Section Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree.CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Western Union Woman, Siri, and Lex Hammondand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Thrash Anders, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottEmily DeAngelis as Young ZeldaPete Barry as Buddy Wig and Kristatos O’BrienJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearEri

An exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Midge and Stellaand Bob Killion as Carlton the AttendantGuest StarringBenn Iffring as White House Tour GuideRebecca Serfass as Tourist 1Dave Serfass as Tourist 2Remy Stevens as DancerRoberta Steve as EdnaPete Barry as KyleJ. Michael DeAngelis as BryceTage Das as Museum GoonJohn Dowgin as Museum Thug and Dr. MiddleditchA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige Klanie

A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computerand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringJames Garde as Oz PowersMarnie Warner as Fran NelsonJohn Dowgin as Douglas HensonAnne Coleman as Anna NivinKristen Norine  as Dr. WilesCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonRhys Lawton as CaseDelilah Tahiri as ShadowDonna Barry as The Old Section ChiefDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionairePete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, an

Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Cuthbertaand Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Perry as WhitmireDave Serfass as InnkeeperCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerShannon Perry as Dr. PickleA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.Written byJohn Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographerand Bob Killion as Miloj and Security GuyGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and NikolaiHelen Garde as Princess EsmereldaPete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey ChamplainJohn Dowgin as Athlete 2Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouseand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music and lyrics by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeli

Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.Written and Directed byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justiceand Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub DriverGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as President HensonDave Serfass as Chief of StaffDavid S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. DearJ. Michael DeAngelis as FortunatoEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefErica Werner as Mother InnocentSuzannah Cerreta as SuzannahAlexis Sottile as Mariawith Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Manand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found he

A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Prime Minister Niinaand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and GaryGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as President HensonJames Garde as Vice President PowersRebecca Serfass as Stage Manager StellaJulia Duffy as CressidaShannon Perry as Dr. PickleJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsBenn Iffring as Head UsherKristen Norine  as Dr. WilesTim Sherburn as Leonardo BloomDave Serfass as Ol' Sweepyand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatShannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it’s 1

An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man MurphyGuest StarringMarnie Warner as The Speaker of the HouseJohn Dowgin as Congressman FlowersSarah Golding as Tess ThatcherEd Faver as Sheriff Art AntonelliMia Scarpa as Deputy Grace GoodwinAllison Cossitt as Tammy TownieSam Pasco as Tommy TownieJ. Michael DeAngelis as Doc FishermanPete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted DesotoCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonRebecca Serfass as LuckyA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete

A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’Brienand Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and JamboGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as CongresswomanDave Serfass as Coffee Cart GuyCrystal Storm as ChelseaMichael Trewhella as Harley HigginbottomJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as KyleJ. Michael DeAngelis as BryceMusic by Pete BarryEdited and Mixed by John DowginThe script of this episode is available here.Created & Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Eric Perry as WhitmireJohn Dowgin as Dr. StroodebakerA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Archie GrantGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as Hannah BrandtDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire John Dowgin as Dr. StroodebakerEric Perry as WhitmireJ. Michael DeAngelis as Mario CaprettiPete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit ou

The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefJill Ivey as Ellen FinklesteinPete Barry as Nate GundryBob Killion as Handsome Ralphand Kirk White as Chet PhillipsMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiPlease visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.Written by John DowginDirected by Pete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefBob Killion as Jake MittensJ. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe ToroPete Barry as Mad Montyand John Dowgin as Sherman SticklerA complete transcript of the episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowignAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSee our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Bob Killion as Warburton and BoucherMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisAdapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. MooreStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathBob Killion as The AdmiralChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebakerwith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by J. Michael DeAngelisA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginProduced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit our website.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://