Lousy Beautiful Town: A Star Wars Podcast

A cursed episode finally recorded! Join us for the re-record of an episode we tried to make back in August. We talk a few miscellaneous topics like the Sims and the Cars Cinematic Universe. But we mostly talk about the Formula 1 2024 season so far: Lewis Hamilton's future move to Ferrari, the failures of the French, and why the hell is Logan Sargeant here? (Hint: it's $$)   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

We’re alive and back for our annual “What the fuck was that year” episode! This time, all about 2023. Hop in your billionaire submarine and get ready for a recap of a shitshow year. And also talking too much about James Cameron.     Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

It’s hot union summer and everyone is on strike! Well, everyone except F1 probably because Bernie Ecclestone... cause as we learn, it’s always his fault. We talk the WGA & SAG-AFTRA strikes and then completely pivot to our vroom vroom hyperfixation to discuss the firing of “Nyck” De Vries from AlphaTauri. 

Hello Jess and Abby use podcasting as an excuse to connect and also because we think we are hot, insightful, and funny, we make everyone listen to us. Should this have been a Facetime call? Maybe, but then you wouldn’t get to listen to us be hot, insightful, and funny as we talk about the WGA strike, Formula 1, and Prince Harry’s traumatized penis. You're welcome lol

We’re not! We are still alive and here to talk about the absolute shitshow that was 2022. Buckle up, folks, it’s a mostly bumpy ride. But hey, at least the Queen died!

It’s lights out on the first half of the Formula 1 season and away we go with the summer break silly season! That’s right babies, it’s another F1 episode. This time we catch y’all up on all the drama that has occurred in the two (2) days of F1’s summer break (as of recording this ep.) as well as some of our highlights throughout the season thus far. If you’re looking for a technical, factual review of the F1 2022 season, this isn’t it. But if you’re looking for something stupid, horny, and anti-racist/anti-imperialist, we’re your heauxs!   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod   

Ew, we’re talking about Star Wars. But first we have to be haters for like, 40 minutes because we are who we are. We eventually get to talking about Kenobi, we promise. And when we do it’s nothing but love from then on. Join us as we talk about the true keys to Star Wars (hint: it’s love & trauma), emotional catharsis,  unintentionally unpack some childhood trauma because we got too emotional about Little Leia just getting to be a kid, and get ready for Darth Vader’s Reputation Era.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

JACLYN’S BACK AND READY TO TALK ABOUT HOT LESBIANS! That’s right, babies, we’re talking about Arcane! Join us (but mostly Jess and Jaclyn) as we deep dive into the story of Arcane, the music, the art, and characters like Vi (hot), Caitlyn (hot), Jinx (traumatized), and Jayce (THE WORST). Jess gets horny for Silco, Jaclyn makes beautiful & insightful commentary on a show based on a shitty video game, and Abby eats chicken nuggets and occasionally talks about how hot the women of the show are. The perfect LBT episode.   Follow Jaclyn: @Jbandos Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO WITH THE LONG ANTICIPATED JESS AND ABBY’S GUIDE TO FORMULA ONE!!!! Join us as we introduce you to our version of the most popular motorsport in the world. Spoiler alert: It’s horny. If you’re looking to genuinely learn about the sport of F1, this is not the pod for you. Or if you’re a Max Verstappen/Red Bull/Christian Horner fan. Go away. Team LH 5ever.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod 

Russ is here and we’re talking about the best show ever, Derry Girls! Join us as we figure out why we, a bunch of Americans, relate so heavily to a group of Irish Catholic girls growing up at the end of The Troubles in Derry. Also Abby talks about being Catholic (sorry) and triggers the Protestants (not sorry). Never forget that Protestants hate ABBA and we are all Derry Girls

Listen, we’d love to not be a Star Wars podcast anymore but Star Wars (& Star Wars fandom) keeps showing its whole ass so here we are. Join us as we talk about The Footnotes of Boba Fett and scream about bad storytelling, Temuera Morrison not getting to be the star of his own show, and transphobia within LFL & Star Wars fandom regarding Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano. Don’t worry, we still manage to make this horny though. Gotta stay on brand.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

2021 sure was a year! Let’s recap it with the only coping skill (and maybe our first line of defense against COVID) we have: the devil’s lettuce. From insurrections to Nicki Minaj’s friend’s cousin’s testicles to buttering cats, we’ve got it all. In loving memory of Betty White and the Boat that got stuck in the Suez. 

Howdy Christmas Cowfolks! This week we continue our bad southern accents and review Tello's Christmas on the Ranch! Join Emma and Abby as they love on lesbians, bemoan the idea that a strong social media presence isn't necessary for a business, and get a little horny for the holidays. Enjoy!   Next Week: A Castle for Christmas & A Christmas Dance Reunion   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Emma: @Emfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

Howdy Dolly Lovers! This week Abby and Emma review Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square: a very musical-y musical that is 100% queer culture because Dolly Parton and Christine Baranski are in it. Enjoy!   Next Week: Christmas on the Ranch   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Emma: @Emfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

WELCOME TO THE 2021 SEASON OF ROSÉ TILL CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!!!   Join Abby and Emma as they review Anna and the Apocalypse, a Christmas zombie apocalypse musical (yes, you read that right). Blood and guts, teens singing about their feelings, a global pandemic, sexy songs about fucking Santa... What more could you want in a movie?! And remember: this movie came out in 2017.   Next Week: Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Emma: @Emfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

Hellooooo and welcome to High Thoughts with Abby (and Jess too), a segment usually just for our patrons but we felt like sharing it with the world. We literally just announced (well, like a few months ago but whatever) that we're no longer solely a Star War podcast but we're talking about Star War this time. Join us as we discuss our high re-watch of The Rise of Skywalker while also being high... again. And though we say we hate this movie multiple times throughout the episode, we say it with the most love in our hearts. Enjoy!   Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink  

Well. Cat’s out of the bag. We’re barely a Star Wars podcast anymore, but now we’ve made it official! Join the new Lousy Beautiful Town, 10% star 90% wars, as we talk about what had made us head over heels for Loki: the fact that he learns to love himself. That’s right baby, we’re talking radical self-love. See? Still pretty much the same ole LBT you know and love.   **SPOILERS FOR LOKI EPISODES 1-5**   Megtober episodes 1-3 with @tspofnutmeg : https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-2hfcc-ef9659 https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kudr3-f09775 https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-eqy3d-f0e879 Marvel.com Loki article: https://www.marvel.com/articles/tv-shows/loki-sylvie-in-love Sonya Renee Taylor's The Body is Not an Apology: https://www.sonyareneetaylor.com/books/the-body-is-not-an-apology-the-power-of-radical-self-love-h2x6p Brene Brown's Unlocking Us episode with Sonya Renee Taylor: https://brenebrown.com/podcast/brene-with-sonya-renee-taylor-on-the-body-is-not-an-apology/ https://brenebrown.com/transcript/brene-wit

WE’RE ALIVE BAD BISHES!!!! (for now). We talk a little Star Wars (ew). And then put our fists through the usual. Ya know, racism, people in fandom being shit, and why the Mayo Clinic does not make you an expert.   Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod

Oh hey look, Ash is back. AND THEY’RE STILL MAKING US SAD. But also we’re chaotic as fuck god damn it jessica get out of here       yes yes how does this always happen NO fine       you better leave this as the bio cause i’m not editing it now fuck u No fuck YOU ARBY I HATE YOU Watch wandavision wa-wanda vision

In a world where a character loses their actor because of their actor’s garbage behavior and is in need of replacement, there is only one man we can call. One man renowned for his skills in replacing actors in the Jon Favreau Cinematic Universe. One man who isnt transphobic and doesn’t compare being conservative to being a Jewish person in the holocaust. One man who isnt an anti-masker. One man who has stolen our hearts time and time again. That man? Don Cheadle. Join our cause to recast Cara Dune as Don Cheadle. He’s the only man for the job. We need the Cheadle. Yes we can.  (also we answer your questions)     Books mentioned in this episode: Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey McQuinston Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas Lady Hotspur by Tessa Gratton The Daevabad Trilogy by S. A. Chakraborty Incendiary by Zoraida Cordova Legendborn by Tracy Deonn Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir and... The Crystal Star by Vonda N. McIntyre     Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod, @spacejessss, @arbymcecilia Send us