English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

With less than a week remaining before the start to the season, Paul & Sir Ben talk Community Shield, Pogba, Liverpool's trouncing of Barcelona, as well other slightly-more-meaningful friendlies. Last call saloon for EPLpod'$ Alleged Cup. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Email4pool: paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com

Manchester City sign Gabriel Jesus, a.k.a The Next Neymar, Everton do a little bit of transfer business, and Arsenal unequivocally state that they're not interested in Julian Draxler, or winning the league for that matter. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Arsene Wenger calls recent transfer deals "scary" and admits that he has to talk the higher ups at the club out of bringing in new players. Mike and Paul discuss travel plans to Adelaide as well as Manchester United's unparalleled squad depth. EatMyGoal 2. Support EPLpod 3. Christmas Misery! 

Back by popular demand, the EPLpod boyz run down the list of the ugliest players in the Premier League! You'll never guess who came in first this year... cough, cough, obviously still Rooney, cough, cough. The gents also talk about Mamadou Sakho's moronic interview with Klopp and the craziness that is the Higuain transfer. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

Mike & Paul use the Wheel the Destiny to help plan out their next live show. We retract our Pogba headline, talk about getting nutmegged, and say a thing or two about Middlesbrough. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Contact Paul: paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com

Paul Pogba signs with Manchester United after they shell out 110 million Euros, Sam Allardyce will become the next England manager, and Arsenal remain as spendthrift as ever. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas misery! 4. Rogan on Ibuprofen 5. Daniel Agger 6. Start your fantasy team!

Mike & Paul reflect back on a weekend filled more with debauchery than exciting or relevant football-related matters; Matt from Adelaide shares a shocking revelation regarding his allegiances; and Guns n' Roses still have chops. Also, join the 'Alleged 4 Money EPLpod Pool' by tweeting interest to @eplpod Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

After months of protracted arguments, wild recriminations, and complicated legal talk, Who's The Father, Canada? has finally allowed Mike & Paul to use the audio from their television appearance wherein the father of Connie Sue's love child was revealed. Is it Mike? Or is it Paul? Which EPLpod pundit will be financially crippled for the next 18 years? Listen to find out. Support EPLpod

In the last ever episode of Mike & Paul (And Sometimes Ben) Sniff Out That Hot Euro Action at Euro 2016, the gents discuss Ronaldo and the many tears he constantly sheds, some chap named Éder, and the disappointment that is the France national team. Support EPLpod please and thank you 2. Holiday Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

CR7 & Co. make it past Wales, Paul's man-crush, Antoine Griezmann scores twice to down the Germans, and Mike wants to sign for Manchester United... as an e-gamer. Give EPLpod all of your money 2. Holiday Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Mike, Paul, and sometimes Ben Teague, discuss who is the bigger hunk: Bale or Ronaldo. The gents also preview the Euro 2016 semi-finals as well as discuss Paul Pogba to Manchester United. Super important links: Support EPLpod 2. Holiday Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

France blow past Iceland with the greatest of ease, Portugal somehow find themselves in the semi-finals, Wales surprisingly knocks off Belgium, and Germany somehow manage to get by Italy despite their piss poor penalty kicks. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

The knife is twisted more than once in England supporter Sir Ben Teague in the painful post-mortem of England's woeful display. Meanwhile, Italy & Chiellini prove Spain's pathetic World Cup was no fluke, thus ending Mike's hot betting streak. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Holiday Misery!

Eden Hazard has the performance of the tournament as Belgium soar past Hungary, Saturday offered up some of the most boring matches in Euro history, and Paul waffles on about how much he loves Quebec. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal  

MacDonald on MacDonald, as Mike is interview by Mike on the future of the English Premier League under Brexit. Support EPLpod. 2. Link to article referenced in the episode.

England get set to battle it out against the smallest nation in the tournament, Iceland; Zlatan Ibrahimovic retires from international football; and David De Gea finally gets scored on. Twice. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

England draw Slovakia in an absolute snooze fest, France draw Switzerland in yet another snoozer, and Poland draw Germany in a snoozer rolled into a snooze fest, stuffed into a snooze-arama. Support EPLpod 2. Holiday Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

France eek out a win against scrappy old Albania, Joachim Löw says sorry for itching his nuts, and regrettably, more violence ensues, this time in Lille. Support EPLpod. 2. EatMyGoal. 3. Christmas misery

Hooliganism has marred the opening of Euro 2016 with various bouts of violence happening throughout France, England can't close out Russia on the pitch, Belgium eat shit against Italy, and Gareth Bale is a one-man wrecking machine. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal. 3. Christmas misery!

Mike, Paul, & Ben predict which team will win Euro 2016. The chaps also discuss rising security concerns in France as well Eric Bailly's move to Manchester United. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Holiday misery!