English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

Zlatan runs riot over Wales in a game that meant absolutely nothing, Jamie Vardy wants to leave title winners Leceister City for perennial 4th place finishers, Arsenal, and Paul cheats at a charity run. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Was the inclusion of Marcus Rashford into the England squad a wise move? Will France be there own worst enemy? And will the Jamie Vardy lookalike bring down the entire England squad at Euro 2016? Mike, Paul, and Sir Ben discuss. Support EPLpod 2. EatmyGoal 3.Christmas Misery

Real Madrid win the Champions League for the 11th time in their club's history, Hull City get promoted, and Mike & Paul unveil the title to their Euro 2016 podcast. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas misery!

Zlatan is too slow and old for the Premier League, or so says Mike, Jose Mourinho gets set to take over at Old Trafford, and Paul reflects upon EPLpod surpassing 100,000 downloads. Support EPLpod  2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

José Mourinho will be taking over the reigns at United from FA Cup-winning manager, LvG, Brendan Rodgers comes off the dole to manage Celtic, and Arsenal sign a new player (maybe)! Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery   

Liverpool end the season on a crushing note with a Europa Final loss to Sevilla, Manchester United beat Bournemouth in a game nobody bothered to watch, and Mike's investigative journalism leads him to the shocking question: Is Ben Teague part of the British Monarchy? Support EPLpod. 2. Choose Your Own Misery (the new book). 3. EatMyGoal

A fake bomb planted by a security company prolongs Manchester United's miserable season, Arsenal jumps over Tottenham into second place, and Harry Kane wins the Golden Boot, much to Sergio Aguero's chagrin. Support EPLpod 2.EatMyGoal

Manchester United look to limp into the Champions League, John Terry is offered a new 12-month contract from Chelsea, and Paul and Mike sing a few tunes by Pearl Jam. Support EPLpod 2. France Squad

Sunderland smash Everton to send both Newcastle and Norwich down into the Championship, Liverpool draw against Chelsea, and Mike belts out the West Ham song after losing a bet which involved Manchester United losing at Upton Park against West Ham. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

Arsenal draw against a hapless Manchester City but lose Danny Welbeck in the process, Manchester United bore Norwich into a 1-0 victory, and Liverpool continue their winning ways against Watford. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Mike's book

Liverpool push past 10-man Villarreal and into the Shame Cup final, Aston Villa are the most inept team in England according to cold, hard statistics, and Mike talks about his love life. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas misery! 3. Inept teams in England

An uninspired Manchester City gets bounced out of the Champions League by Real Madrid, Diego Costa gets poked in the eye, and Paul talks about his one true love, science fiction. Support EPLpod 

Leicester City will have to wait at least another day to hoist the league cup, Manchester City slip on the banana peel that is Southampton, and Mike and Paul gear up to cover Euro 2016. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv

Liverpool get edged by Villarreal in the first leg of the Shame Cup semi-final, everyone seems to love Claudio Ranieri, and Paul reveals that he's the frontman for a Rod Stewart cover band called 'Boy's Choice.' Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv Note: TheClaudio Ranieri video we played in the show was made by TRT World.

Real Madrid draw Manchester City in a boring first leg of the Champions League semi-finals, Dele Alli punches Yacob in the gut, Manchester United look to sign an unknown kid apparently worth £46 million, and Paul nerds out on Game of Thrones. Note: The ex-Baltimore cop referenced at the end is Michael A. Wood, Jr (Rogan podcast #670). Support EPLpod 2. Misery madness! 3. EatMyGoal.tv

Leicester City’s Riyad Mahrez wins the PFA Player of the Year award, Liverpool draw against Newcastle, and Manchester [BLEEP] basically win the FA Cup. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv

Why on earth is AC Milan doing the haka? Should Arsène Wenger leave after this season? And did Mike ever end up peeing? All of these questions will be answered on today's pod... and much more! Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Roberto Martinez leads Everton into slaughter at the hands of Liverpool, Manchester United bores Crystal Palace into submission, and Newcastle stuns Manchester City. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. The Office Adventure

Jamie Vardy is sent off for diving against West Ham, Manchester United bore everyone inside Old Trafford with a 1-0 win over now-relegated Aston Villa, and Sergio Aguero ruins Fantasy Football for Mike. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv

Jürgen Klopp eliminates his former club, Borussia Dortmund, from the #ShameCup, Manchester United sends West Ham packing in the FA Cup, and Barcelona gets dumped out of the Champions League by Atletico. Oh yeah, and Everton continues to suck. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv