English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

Jürgen Klopp's Liverpool side look to down Dortmund in Europa, PSG ready themselves to battle with Manchester City in the Champions League, and West Ham get set to go another round with United in the FA Cup. Ben Teague from EatMyGoal.TV joins Mike and Paul inside the EPLpod studio/Paul's bedroom. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. GeekHard Interview 

Jamie Vardy scores twice as Leicester City beat Sunderland, Spurs strike three times in quick succession to further embarass Manchester United, and Paul tells everyone about his rugby days. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. GeekHard Interview

Joe Hart gifts Zlatan Ibrahimovic and his PSG teammates a goal, Klopp draws his former side, Borussia Dortmund, Paul is implicated in #ThePanamaPapers, and Mike is about to keel over and die. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. GeekHard 

Luis Suárez should have been sent off twice; instead, he scored twice as Barcelona downed Atlético Madrid 2-1 in the first leg of the UEFA Champions League quarter-final. Paul and Mike try to discuss the inner workings of the #PanamaPapers, but opt for Fantasy League banter instead. Corrupt Conte? 2. Support EPLpod 3. EPLpod Twitter

Paul hasn't left his house in two weeks and is slowly starting to go stir crazy, Mike is drunk, and Leicester City (basically) wrap up the league with yet another a 1-0. Support EPLpod 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Choose Your Own Misery 

Paul flies off the handle when Mike suggests gifting a few pens, Gary Neville gets the sack from Valencia, and Romelu Lukaku acts like a cry baby. Support EPLpod EatMyGoal EPLpod on Twitter

More [yawn] international friendlies... Holland beats England, [yawn] France topple Russia, and Germany gives [yawn] Italy a firm spanking. Paul & Mike go back to the Rooney-vs-Vardy well in the hopes of making the show somewhat interesting. Support EPLpod 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Choose Your Own Misery 4. Big Train

Martin O'Neill says that the wives and girlfriends of Ireland's senior squad won't be permitted at Euro 2016, unless they're "really, really hot." Mike & Paul discuss sex before a match, England vs. Germany, and The Larry Sanders Show. EatMyGoal 2. Support EPLpod

Adam Johnson of Sunderland has been jailed for six years for grooming and sexual activity with a girl aged 15. Mike & Paul discuss the issue. Also, Johan Cruyff sadly passes away at 68. Cruyff highlight package 2. More information on Adam Johnson 3. Support EPLpod  4. Jared Fogel shit

In the wake of the terrorist attacks in France and Belgium, Uefa aren't ruling out the possibility of holding Euro 2016 behind closed doors. Mike & Paul talk discuss the issue. Support EPLpod 2. ComicBooked Interview. 3. EPLpod twitter

Marcus Rashford scored in his first ever Manchester derby, giving United a 1-0 win, Liverpool slip up against Southhampton, Leicester City keep eeking out wins. Support EPLpod 2. ComicBooked Interview 3. EatMyGoal.tv  

Manchester United hit a new low by being ousted from Europa by their arch-rivals Liverpool, Spurs are eliminated by Borussia Dortmund. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. EPLpod twitter

Arsenal get knocked out of the UEFA Champions League yet again in the round of 16, City become England's last chance for European glory, and PSV fans absolutely disgrace themselves and their club. 1. Support via Patreon 2. Rediscover the 80s 3. PSV fans disgracing themselves 4. EPLpod twitter

Leicester's improbable dream takes another step towards reality, as Arsenal and Manchester City continue to blow it. Paul suffers from extreme blood loss due to glass-induced neck lacerations. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

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Christian Benteke is a horrible cheater (although not in the way the photo suggests). Elsewhere, Juan Mata fucks over Manchester United; Arsenal and Spurs can't decide who wants to win the title. Kobo article 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Eat My Goal

There's trouble at the top of the table as Arsenal, Spurs, and City all lose, Leicester draw against lowly West Brom, and Louis van Gaal flies high after picking up his fourth straight win over Watford. Kobo article 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Eat My Goal

A seriously depleted Manchester United toss a monkey wrench in Arsenal's plans of winning the league, Manchester City beat Liverpool to win the Capital One Cup, and Leicester City manage to keep their distance at the top. Newsweek article 2. EPLpod twitter 3. Eat My Goal

Lionel Messi hits twice as Barcelona downs Arsenal at The Emirates in the UEFA Champions League, Liverpool get set to battle Manchester City in the Capital One Cup, and Manchester United get another kick at the can when the face Midtjylland in the Shame Cup. Link to twitter 2. Link to Nerdist article 3. Link to Eat My Goal

  Lionel Messi, Luis Suárez and Neymar travel to North London to take on Arsenal in the UEFA Champions League, Manchester United try to save face when they take on lowly Shrewsbury in the FA CUp, and West Brom's Chris Brunt takes a coin to the eye after losing away to Reading. Link to Eat My Goal 2. Link to Twitter 3. Link to Mike's Google Talk