Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E22 (It Isn't Easy... Being Green).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waterboy.  Because foot ball thats why son!  Eh this movie is ok, but doesn't hold up too well.  Still fun watching him lose his shit!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter.  This movie is another quirk sequel that has some massive titty action was made to end the series on a high note.  America fuck yeah!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E21 (Lookin' Through The Windows).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!.  In this movie Iron Man & Captain America and some other heroes kick Loki's ass with the help of Santa and a dino dude!?!?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chopping Mall.  This movie is off the fucking hook!  Seriously I'd love to live in this movie man.   Plus as a bonus I'm doing the dishes during this damn show.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E20 (Going Out Of My Head Over You).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Fate Of The Furious (Extended Director’s Cut).  This movie... this god damned movie fucking movie!  Just go watch it already.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E19 (Wild Thing).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (Extended Edition).  This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow kicks a dragon's shit hole with his big ass foot!

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:TOS S1 E9 - Miri.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E18 (Border Song).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Amityville: The Awakening.  This movie is about a chick who has a cripple brother because she sent some skin pics to some fuk boi and here we are.  BTW this isn't better than the Ryan Reynolds one

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E17 (Try to Remember: Part 2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cloverfield Paradox.  This movie is a fairly big piece of shit.  Cool Ideas, but fails under its own weight and shit.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E16 (Try to Remember: Part 1).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Now You See Me 2.  In this movie there are now 9000 ninjas and the are crazy fast and can do magic like nobody knows!  Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he don't fuck around because he is the son Alfred!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E15 (I've Got A New Attitude).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman: Unbound.  In this movie Superman has to save Supergirl's ass from Brainiac!  Take some pills for this one boys and girls.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E14 (A Little Bit of Soap).